Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Assuming throngs of crazed admiring drunks supporters don't hoist The Blog upon their shoulders and tote him off to South Beach for a Voting Day Mojito, Dave will be chatting¹ with voters here at 1 p.m. today.
¹In the same way that televised debates may be considered chatting