WHY WE LOVE AIR TRAVEL

The glamor.

(Thanks to JEC666)

Comments

[Suzy Q]

Oh, ick.

[fivver]

Gawd, I'd be p!ssed.

[Peter M.]

Plus, you get to sit for hours in the perfect petri dish for rhinoviruses.

[Siouxie]

Dave couldn't wait?

[Mrs. Bickerson]

She's the inspiration now for some Sun Country marketing whiz: "Everybody in this line for the non-urine-soaked seats...." (Emphasis on whiz.)

[Meanie the Blue]

First class ain't what it used to be.

[Guin]

All right, Dave, you've been home for under 12 hours. STOP BLOGGING!!! Go help Mrs. Blog with the cookies, or something.

[Renee (The First)]

Ah, the good old American spelling of "glamor"! I've missed it since the word inexplicably went all British on us. Thank you, Dave.

Also -- ewwwwwww.

(I wonder if, just possibly, Dave is blogging to get OUT of cookie duty?)

[Meanie the Blue]

This must have been "Business" class.

[igloo]

Yesterday's post by our fearless leader seemed to indicate that he was pi33ed-off by the delays at the Atlanta airport he encountered upon trying to return home from strumpeting.
Did he leave a present for the Airline?

[daisymae]

(grateful that her FLL to ATL flight yesterday was on time and uneventful.)

And, ewuuuu, too!

[JEC666]

Air Tran, we're number one!

[CJrun]

*snork*@ Meanie!

Ah, a regulated business in a regulated industry is prevented from common sense behavior by our magnificent Federal Government! I'm so looking forward to them taking over the medical industry that they have already damaged by mere association. Oh, and lets not forget to send them our Pre-K kids too, as they are so wonderful @ 1-12 grades! Remember, the important thing is to eliminate choice for 90% of the people, so that the 10% that are incapable of taking care of themselves can be given their fair share of a terrible product.

rant/

[insomniac]

and it was a long flight, too, not just a 'puddle jumper' ...

calling out around the world
can a person get a whole new seat?
'cause planes are packed and space is tight
so you're sitting in some pee!
sitting from the west coast
down to west palm beach

it doesn't matter what you wear
it's so wrong that you are there
so come on every guy, grab some towels
praise the Lord, no one moved their bowels!

you'll be sitting, sitting in some pee
there'll be some marination, in urination
you're the person that all dogs will seek
it's new humiliation, in aviation
seeing how much your clothes will reek!

there's Depends in Detroit
Pampers in Nashville
If you're in Atlanta
that's not Coke they spilled!

[AKRefugee]

And just who did Dave fly to Miami on???
And what seat was he in???
Not inferring anything, just wondering.

[Eleanor]

I'm pretty sure I could make a big enough scene to get bumped to First Class AND have them get my luggage, or buy me a new outfit in some airport shop and bring it to the plane for me to change into.

[Layzeeboy]

This speaks to the toilet seat up/down issue. Are women missing the "look before you put your @ss on anything" gene?

[insomniac]

and they told her about the 'accidental urine' after she had sat in it! did they forget? is it such a common occurrence? or were they hoping the passenger was one of those easy-going devil-may-care tourists who wouldn't mind?

[insomniac]

and they told her about the 'accidental urine' after she had sat in it! did they forget? is it such a common occurrence? or were they hoping the passenger was one of those easy-going devil-may-care tourists who wouldn't mind?

[Jessica R.]

I'm peeing on a jet plane...

Oh and YUCK!

The flight was free and they are buying her a new outfit. I 'll run through the airport in a blanket for that! Of course, when folks see this body in that state of undress, there may be a few more messes to clean up inside the airport.

[Kristina L.]

Why did it take her 30 seconds to figure this out? Seems like 5 would be plenty.