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December 19, 2007

PRODUCTIVITY UPDATE

It turns out you can make your own productivity-enhancement applications, according to the folks at this site, who claim they made this game in under 60 seconds (a claim this blog totally believes). "Dave Barry Escape" is a very realistic simulation of what happens when this blog is flying around over South Beach pursued by entities. This happens almost every night.

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Help! The entities are after me!

Help! The entities are after me!

This was spam?

Help! The entities are after me!

This was spam?

Holy Cr@p!!!

As long as the entities are real, there isn't a real problem. Unless of course there is a film crew from "Cops" again.

Woohoo... high score = 2512

Woohoo... high score = 2512

But the focking bot won't let me gloat!!!

Dave, just give the guy your cookies and he'll leave you alone.


BTW - 1789 with four enimies

(I'm not spam, but thanks for asking.)

i do not need to be more productive....period

*scores zero*

*scores zero*

*puts can of sp@m down*

Hey, it gives us something to do instead of being BOT focked.

Yeah, I believe it.

I've taken to calling Cookie Monster "Tenacious C".

I don't get it. I was watching the screen and things were flying, then when I discovered I could move the little Dave, it was over.

I've taken to calling Cookie Monster "Tenacious C".


BUT I CAN'T POLITELY SAY WHAT I'M CALLING THE BOT!!!!

WOW! Dave moves!?

WOW! Dave moves!?

... this is annoying ...

WOW! Dave moves!?

... this is annoying ...

*continues to add lines until it bot-passes*

WOW! Dave moves!?

... this is annoying ...

*continues to add lines until it bot-passes*

*erases italics around 'is', reposts*

The Dave productivity enhancer game. Iran rules in S. America. Attitude means everything when you are having fun.

The Dave productivity enhancer game. Iran rules in S. America. Attitude means everything and in a pinch is all that matters when you are having fun.

The Dave productivity enhancer game. Iran rules in S. America. Attitude means everything and in a pinch is all that matters when you are having fun.

Question: Why is every post I make considered as potential spam and almost impossible to post to this incredibally important, secure site? Turn it off for bejezus sakes!

The Dave productivity enhancer game. Iran rules in S. America. Attitude means everything and in a pinch is all that matters when you are having fun.

Question: Why is every post I make considered as potential spam and almost impossible to post to this incredibally important, secure site? Turn it off for bejezus sakes!

What's the trick to posting to this blog?

The dave productivity enhancer game. Iran rules in S. America. Attitude means everything and in a pinch is all that matters when you are having fun.

Question: Why is every post I make considered as potential spam and almost impossible to post to this incredibally important, secure site? Turn it off for bejezus sakes!

What's the trick to posting to this blog?

The dave productivity enhancer game. Iran rules in S. America. Attitude means everything and in a pinch is all that matters when you are having fun.

Question: Why is every post I make considered as potential spam and almost impossible to post to this incredibally important, secure site? Turn it off for bejezus sakes!

*zips in*™

I t ired to make a comment and it wouldn't let me, but it's a cool game. I'll make the comment here:

WTG, Rob! Making a game with your dad as the star should get you at least one more excellent present!

I don't get it. What did Dave ever do to the Liberty Bell?

And, I agree with El. Rob is fishing for a Christmas present upgrade.

Hmmm.

I push "PLAY" and it instantaneously tells me that my game is over.

Also, that I scored "6."

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