PRODUCTIVITY UPDATE
It turns out you can make your own productivity-enhancement applications, according to the folks at this site, who claim they made this game in under 60 seconds (a claim this blog totally believes). "Dave Barry Escape" is a very realistic simulation of what happens when this blog is flying around over South Beach pursued by entities. This happens almost every night.

Download your 'Fins iPhone application
Help! The entities are after me!
Posted by: pogo | December 19, 2007 at 09:04 AM
Help! The entities are after me!
This was spam?
Posted by: pogo | December 19, 2007 at 09:04 AM
Help! The entities are after me!
This was spam?
Holy Cr@p!!!
Posted by: pogo | December 19, 2007 at 09:05 AM
As long as the entities are real, there isn't a real problem. Unless of course there is a film crew from "Cops" again.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 19, 2007 at 09:12 AM
Woohoo... high score = 2512
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | December 19, 2007 at 09:16 AM
Woohoo... high score = 2512
But the focking bot won't let me gloat!!!
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | December 19, 2007 at 09:17 AM
Dave, just give the guy your cookies and he'll leave you alone.
BTW - 1789 with four enimies
(I'm not spam, but thanks for asking.)
Posted by: orcel | December 19, 2007 at 09:17 AM
i do not need to be more productive....period
Posted by: chaz | December 19, 2007 at 09:24 AM
*scores zero*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | December 19, 2007 at 09:27 AM
*scores zero*
*puts can of sp@m down*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | December 19, 2007 at 09:27 AM
Hey, it gives us something to do instead of being BOT focked.
Posted by: ellie | December 19, 2007 at 09:39 AM
Yeah, I believe it.
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | December 19, 2007 at 09:46 AM
I've taken to calling Cookie Monster "Tenacious C".
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 19, 2007 at 09:47 AM
I don't get it. I was watching the screen and things were flying, then when I discovered I could move the little Dave, it was over.
Posted by: daisymae | December 19, 2007 at 09:47 AM
I've taken to calling Cookie Monster "Tenacious C".
BUT I CAN'T POLITELY SAY WHAT I'M CALLING THE BOT!!!!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 19, 2007 at 09:49 AM
WOW! Dave moves!?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | December 19, 2007 at 10:10 AM
WOW! Dave moves!?
... this is annoying ...
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | December 19, 2007 at 10:11 AM
WOW! Dave moves!?
... this is annoying ...
*continues to add lines until it bot-passes*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | December 19, 2007 at 10:12 AM
WOW! Dave moves!?
... this is annoying ...
*continues to add lines until it bot-passes*
*erases italics around 'is', reposts*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | December 19, 2007 at 10:14 AM
The Dave productivity enhancer game. Iran rules in S. America. Attitude means everything when you are having fun.
Posted by: xlbjoker | December 19, 2007 at 10:39 AM
The Dave productivity enhancer game. Iran rules in S. America. Attitude means everything and in a pinch is all that matters when you are having fun.
Posted by: Themeannessofhillary | December 19, 2007 at 10:41 AM
The Dave productivity enhancer game. Iran rules in S. America. Attitude means everything and in a pinch is all that matters when you are having fun.
Question: Why is every post I make considered as potential spam and almost impossible to post to this incredibally important, secure site? Turn it off for bejezus sakes!
Posted by: xlbjoker | December 19, 2007 at 10:43 AM
The Dave productivity enhancer game. Iran rules in S. America. Attitude means everything and in a pinch is all that matters when you are having fun.
Question: Why is every post I make considered as potential spam and almost impossible to post to this incredibally important, secure site? Turn it off for bejezus sakes!
Posted by: lilrascal | December 19, 2007 at 10:44 AM
What's the trick to posting to this blog?
The dave productivity enhancer game. Iran rules in S. America. Attitude means everything and in a pinch is all that matters when you are having fun.
Question: Why is every post I make considered as potential spam and almost impossible to post to this incredibally important, secure site? Turn it off for bejezus sakes!
Posted by: lilrascal | December 19, 2007 at 10:45 AM
What's the trick to posting to this blog?
The dave productivity enhancer game. Iran rules in S. America. Attitude means everything and in a pinch is all that matters when you are having fun.
Question: Why is every post I make considered as potential spam and almost impossible to post to this incredibally important, secure site? Turn it off for bejezus sakes!
Posted by: lilrascal | December 19, 2007 at 10:46 AM
*zips in*™
I t ired to make a comment and it wouldn't let me, but it's a cool game. I'll make the comment here:
WTG, Rob! Making a game with your dad as the star should get you at least one more excellent present!
Posted by: Eleanor | December 19, 2007 at 10:56 AM
I don't get it. What did Dave ever do to the Liberty Bell?
And, I agree with El. Rob is fishing for a Christmas present upgrade.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 19, 2007 at 11:22 AM
Hmmm.
I push "PLAY" and it instantaneously tells me that my game is over.
Also, that I scored "6."
Posted by: staysee | December 19, 2007 at 10:17 PM