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December 24, 2007

IF THIS STORY DOESN'T SHRIEK "HOLIDAY SEASON IN SOUTH FLORIDA," WE DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES

Baby Jesus Gets GPS After Thefts

(Thanks to Annie Where-but-here and Cheryl Howard)

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The things people go through to find Jesus!

It fills my heart with gladness (is that a word?). And snork @ CJ

It'll be a help to the Magi, if it is cloudy and they can't see the star...

That helps explain the omnipresents thing. It is Christmas.

Yes, "that" is a word, usually used as a demonstrative pronoun.

"I don't anticipate this will ever happen again," Cellini said, "but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior."

Hail Mr. Gates!

"Fear not, for the three kings are carrying a Tom-Tom."

Have Joy! (and a really good security system)

Only slightly relevant, by way of Lileks,

"and lo - there were shepherds watching over their flock via webcam...."

I hear "Jesus" in Aramaic is pronounced "Lojack".

Coincidence?

"...and and angel appeared before them via teleconference..."

Where's Aramaic - New Jersey? 'Cause that would make sense.

Dang. *preview, dummy*

Merry Christmas!

Yeah, Annie, Aramaic is just south of Prosaic.

snork @ Annie

^5 Cheryl!

....Cheryl....? Cheryl, wake up.

YAY Annie!! wooooo hoooooooooo!!

and YAY Cheryl!! (I think she's still passed out after her Martini party)

oops, forgot about her party. I'll just whisper, then.

It's a goddang Christmukkah miracle!

Wooo hooo. I'm in fine company this Christmas Eve!
^5 Annie!

(And yes, yesterday we were kinds close to home and nursing our bloddy mary's. What a party!)

Does the GPS really solve the problem? Ok, so BJ (Baby Jesus) will know where he is, but will the owners? Lojak would be a better solution.

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