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Baby Jesus Gets GPS After Thefts
(Thanks to Annie Where-but-here and Cheryl Howard)
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December 24, 2007
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The things people go through to find Jesus!
Posted by: CJrun | December 24, 2007 at 08:29 AM
It fills my heart with gladness (is that a word?). And snork @ CJ
Posted by: daisymae | December 24, 2007 at 08:37 AM
It'll be a help to the Magi, if it is cloudy and they can't see the star...
Posted by: gjd | December 24, 2007 at 08:47 AM
That helps explain the omnipresents thing. It is Christmas.
Posted by: JEC666 | December 24, 2007 at 08:54 AM
Yes, "that" is a word, usually used as a demonstrative pronoun.
Posted by: Mr. Language Person | December 24, 2007 at 08:54 AM
"I don't anticipate this will ever happen again," Cellini said, "but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior."
Hail Mr. Gates!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 24, 2007 at 09:01 AM
"Fear not, for the three kings are carrying a Tom-Tom."
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 24, 2007 at 09:05 AM
Have Joy! (and a really good security system)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 24, 2007 at 09:09 AM
Only slightly relevant, by way of Lileks,
Posted by: CJrun | December 24, 2007 at 09:12 AM
"and lo - there were shepherds watching over their flock via webcam...."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 24, 2007 at 09:21 AM
I hear "Jesus" in Aramaic is pronounced "Lojack".
Coincidence?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 24, 2007 at 09:23 AM
"...and and angel appeared before them via teleconference..."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 24, 2007 at 09:24 AM
Where's Aramaic - New Jersey? 'Cause that would make sense.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 24, 2007 at 09:28 AM
Dang. *preview, dummy*
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: CJrun | December 24, 2007 at 09:28 AM
Yeah, Annie, Aramaic is just south of Prosaic.
Posted by: Mr. Language Person | December 24, 2007 at 09:30 AM
snork @ Annie
Posted by: gjd | December 24, 2007 at 09:33 AM
^5 Cheryl!
....Cheryl....? Cheryl, wake up.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 24, 2007 at 09:44 AM
YAY Annie!! wooooo hoooooooooo!!
and YAY Cheryl!! (I think she's still passed out after her Martini party)
Posted by: Siouxie | December 24, 2007 at 10:41 AM
oops, forgot about her party. I'll just whisper, then.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 24, 2007 at 10:44 AM
It's a goddang Christmukkah miracle!
Posted by: Suzy Q | December 24, 2007 at 12:37 PM
Wooo hooo. I'm in fine company this Christmas Eve!
^5 Annie!
(And yes, yesterday we were kinds close to home and nursing our bloddy mary's. What a party!)
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | December 24, 2007 at 12:46 PM
Does the GPS really solve the problem? Ok, so BJ (Baby Jesus) will know where he is, but will the owners? Lojak would be a better solution.
Posted by: How's Bayou | December 24, 2007 at 05:26 PM