HO HO HOLLYWOOD
Key Quote: In addition to a red Santa hat, he wore a blond wig, red lace camisole, purple G-string, black leg warmers and black shoes.
(Also thanks to DavCat)
Related Story: Santa has been very busy.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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December 26, 2007
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That's Ok. Santa in my childhood was my Uncle Bud, who would come at mealtime from his patrol car.
Santa was packing heat. I didn't think anything of it.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 26, 2007 at 08:19 AM
That first article was very sloppy. No pictures? Okay, considering the image in my brain, I take that back...
Posted by: gjd | December 26, 2007 at 08:25 AM
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, if just STOP CHUCKING HAMBURGERS AT ME TODAY!! Ouch!!! FREAK!!!"
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 26, 2007 at 08:31 AM
Key crack police analysis: "We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus," Deputy Chief Ken Garner said.
"Pass the donuts," he added.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2007 at 08:34 AM
As for the second story, I know I've seen that movie.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2007 at 08:36 AM
uh-oh. i'm fired for sure.
Posted by: judi | December 26, 2007 at 09:21 AM
Naw, judi ... the elves did it ... not your fault ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | December 26, 2007 at 11:16 AM
pretty sure it wasnt santa? so what was your first clew sherlock?
Posted by: queensbee | December 26, 2007 at 11:32 AM
Yes judi, there is a Santa Claus, and there is a boss who doesn't read his own blog, so I guess you're fired. But it does allow you to go out shopping at all of the after Christams sales!
Posted by: ArcticAl | December 26, 2007 at 11:42 AM
So, what makes Deputy Chief Ken Garner so sure? How does he know what "the Santa Claus" wears under all that red?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | December 26, 2007 at 05:33 PM