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December 26, 2007

HO HO HOLLYWOOD

Key Quote: In addition to a red Santa hat, he wore a blond wig, red lace camisole, purple G-string, black leg warmers and black shoes.

(Also thanks to DavCat)

Related Story: Santa has been very busy.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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That's Ok. Santa in my childhood was my Uncle Bud, who would come at mealtime from his patrol car.

Santa was packing heat. I didn't think anything of it.

That first article was very sloppy. No pictures? Okay, considering the image in my brain, I take that back...

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, if just STOP CHUCKING HAMBURGERS AT ME TODAY!! Ouch!!! FREAK!!!"

Key crack police analysis: "We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus," Deputy Chief Ken Garner said.

"Pass the donuts," he added.

As for the second story, I know I've seen that movie.

uh-oh. i'm fired for sure.

Naw, judi ... the elves did it ... not your fault ...

pretty sure it wasnt santa? so what was your first clew sherlock?

Yes judi, there is a Santa Claus, and there is a boss who doesn't read his own blog, so I guess you're fired. But it does allow you to go out shopping at all of the after Christams sales!

So, what makes Deputy Chief Ken Garner so sure? How does he know what "the Santa Claus" wears under all that red?

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