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December 21, 2007


Santa Decked by Flying Object

Key Quote: "They thought I'd spilled my hot chocolate, but then they realized it was blood," Smith said.

(Thanks to Siouxie)


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Was a lump of coal found on the roadside?

I bet it was reindeer poop.

Some beings should just stay under their rocks.

Poor Santa attacked on a street
When giving candy for kids to eat
The perp got away
Should be in the slammer, I say
Where the inmates are free to beat

How hard is it to differentiate Hot Chocolate and Blood?

Hey, at least he didn't say it tasted like hot chocolate.

Siouxie --
His blood could taste like chocolate if he consumed enough corporate holiday gifts this time of year.

Dracula: Hmm. This guy tastes like mint.
Dracula Junior: He was eating Frangos (tm thingie) when we found him so I'm not surprised.

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