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December 24, 2007

HO HO HO

You better watch out.

(Thanks to DavCat and Jon Harris)

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Bad Santas! No cookies and milk!

And so The Kinks once again are prescient. From Father Christmas:

When I was small I believed in santa claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at christmas
Open my presents and Id be glad

But the last time I played father christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor

They said:
Father christmas, give us some money
Dont mess around with those silly toys.
Well beat you up if you dont hand it over
We want your bread so dont make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Dont give my brother a steve austin outfit
Dont give my sister a cuddly toy
We dont want a jigsaw or monopoly money
We only want the real mccoy

Father christmas, give us some money
Well beat you up if you make us annoyed
Father christmas, give us some money
Dont mess around with those silly toys

But give my daddy a job cause he needs one
Hes got lots of mouths to feed
But if youve got one, Ill have a machine gun
So I can scare all the kids down the street

Father christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
Well beat you up if you dont hand it over
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Have yourself a merry merry christmas
Have yourself a good time
But remember the kids who got nothin
While youre drinkin down your wine

Father christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
Well beat you up if you dont hand it over
We want your bread, so dont make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Wasn't 'Santas Behaving Badly' the name of a movie?

Drunken Santas in "Christchurch". Oh, the irony.

If not, it should have been, daisymae.

Key lines: "They asked me, 'Are they Santa's helpers gone crazy?' and I said `No, they are just idiots'.

And yes, alcohol was involved.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. And he has a bad temper. But only when he drinks.

Second key line: "Ho, f... Ho."

Daisymae, The movie was "Bad Santa" from 2003. Actually pretty funny. Had one of the best movie lines ever (spoken by Lauren Graham), which can't be repeated here.

speaking of enchanted (it's in there, really) - has anyone here seen it? it looks funny but what i've heard has been pretty bad. i'm not looking for war and peace, tho, you know? it looks perfect for me as i'm highly childish and love retold fairy tales and fairy-tale-related stories -- like, i love love love 'ever after' :) -- but if it's too crappy...

Yeh I seen it and I thought it was good.

I also think the contributors to
this blog are literary giants???

AKRef - are you saying I'm fat?

bad santa, one of the best xmas movies. somebody should make a movie of this recent bad santa-ing.

I've been married I know better than to say anything like thaaat.

Bad Santa is on Comedy Central tonight.

Just proves what me an' the Church Lady have been sayin' all along......."Santa" is just an anagram of "SATAN"!!!!!!!!

*wanders off in search of eggnog*

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