FASCISM CREEPS INTO DIBBLE, OK

Now they are taking away one of the most fundamental rights of all.

(Thanks to DavCat)

Comments

[Mot The Hoople]

And my dog looks at me as if I've gone stark raving bonkers when I tell him he cannot anoint every tree, lamppost, and shrub on our walks.

[Meanie the Blue]

"I kind of thought if anyone was caught having sex in public, it could have been me,” Carol Medenhall said.

Are we talking with or without goats, exactly? NTT .... er, nevermind.

[Coconuts]

"It's also against law for them to relieve themselves in public even if the animal is fenced in on private land."

So, what kind of drivel in Dibble won't allow pets to dribble??

[wiredog]

Bot testing. One two three. Want some botty V!4GR4?

[wiredog]

Judi fixed the bot! Woo Hoo!

Judi, will you marry me?

[The Dread Pirate Scrooge]

City law said it is illegal for any two animals to have sex in public within Dibble city limits.

So I guess you can hump a bicycle, or the pavement in public with impunity.

*sets jar of Vasaline™ on blogbar, just in case anyone needs it. I, for one, am a little sore from all of yesterday's fokking.*

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

*saunters casually up to the blog bar...

"Say. Do you come here often?"

[Mot The Hoople]

So animal orgies are ok then?

[Kibby F5™]

Seems to me that if her property was annexed after the ordance was put into affect, she should be "grandfathered" out of it.

*votes to side with the goats as they seem more reasonable than the local officials*

[Noob]

Please tell me how they intend to keep animals (think squirrels and strays) from violating these laws.

I'd like to see an officer try to stop my black lab from answering nature's call. That would amuse me greatly.

[JEC666]

When they can pry my two goats from my hands... I'll be very happy.