ATTENTION, LADIES LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND
Be sure to check all the ads thoroughly before you buy.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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Be sure to check all the ads thoroughly before you buy.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow!
Thanks, Sioux and judi. Nice retort to the BM movement on the last thread.
Posted by: Meditrina | December 11, 2007 at 02:47 PM
judi - I misread your headline as "Attention Ladies Looking for the Perfect Husband or Boyfriend." I was starting to wonder if I'd been shopping in all the wrong stores!
Posted by: DeskDiva | December 11, 2007 at 02:48 PM
Ohhhh...nice world cup ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie, the nameless bloggette | December 11, 2007 at 02:50 PM
Oh come one ladies, it's all airbrushed. Men don't look like that in real life. You know, just like the Playboy pictorals.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | December 11, 2007 at 02:52 PM
Since Siouxie STOLE my 'world cup' line, all I have to say is that this explains Posh's constant pouting.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 02:58 PM
How about for ladies looking for the perfect husband or boyfriend?
Posted by: daisymae | December 11, 2007 at 03:00 PM
*snork* @ daisymae! As if.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 03:01 PM
Yes, dd, what you said.
Posted by: daisymae | December 11, 2007 at 03:01 PM
I'm not sure. I think we should review a few more shots from the portfolio before deciding.
Posted by: mm | December 11, 2007 at 03:04 PM
HEY! I did not STEAL nuttin'!
I'd like one of those, thank you.
Posted by: Siouxie, the nameless bloggette | December 11, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Annie, Posh is constantly pouting cuz he's prettier than she is.
Posted by: Siouxie, the nameless bloggette | December 11, 2007 at 03:08 PM
No thanks. IMHO, he needs more (cough!) rope.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 03:08 PM
Yeah, but if you actually buy the underwear, won't your husband find out?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | December 11, 2007 at 03:09 PM
praying that my boyfriend doesn't want david beckham as a gift.
and what's up with that scary arm in the background? looks like a snake.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 11, 2007 at 03:14 PM
Sioux - I thought she was pouting because he could use some more (cough) rope. To be a real cowboy, anyway.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 03:14 PM
*blink* *blink*
huh?
Posted by: Siouxie, drooling over my keyboard | December 11, 2007 at 03:15 PM
i wonder if he had to borrow Tom Jones' sock. i'm betting that this is NOT a natural look for him.
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 11, 2007 at 03:17 PM
there's an arm in that photo??
Posted by: Siouxie, drooling over my keyboard | December 11, 2007 at 03:17 PM
Annie, you gotta cold or sumptin?? ;-P
*tosses over some cough drops*
Posted by: Siouxie, drooling over my keyboard | December 11, 2007 at 03:21 PM
I wonder what his kids think of this ad.
"I see London, I see France.
I see Daddy's photoshopped, manicured, waxed, wide stance."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 03:21 PM
Beckham-simul with Sioux!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 03:23 PM
Siouxie, stop looking at his package before you short out your computer.
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 11, 2007 at 03:24 PM
Siouxie....you ok?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 03:25 PM
It's nice to see you girls are not focused on the money.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 11, 2007 at 03:27 PM
It was bound to happen. judi's penchant for bare men has claimed a victim.
A moment of silence for Siouxie, please.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 03:28 PM
and i don't know how many times i've told her NOT to lick the monitor.
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 11, 2007 at 03:30 PM
Is that a Photoshopped soccer ball in your shorts or are you just happy to see us?
Posted by: Lairbo | December 11, 2007 at 03:33 PM
He's the underwear model version of Medusa - look long enough and you turn to stone.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 03:34 PM
I'm OK!! just a little wet (heh) from the drool, people...sheesh.
*had to make some Cuban cafe cuz I was starting to fade*
Posted by: Siouxie, drooling over my keyboard | December 11, 2007 at 03:34 PM
and a *snork* @ Annie's sweet poem for the kiddies!
Posted by: Siouxie, drooling over my keyboard | December 11, 2007 at 03:37 PM
I'm just wondering how much of Beckham's package is balls. Because, you know, there is such a thing as too much of that. In a package, I mean.
Posted by: Suzy Q | December 11, 2007 at 03:43 PM
*Dribbles silicon down Siouxie's leg*
Posted by: Siouxie's Keyboard | December 11, 2007 at 03:44 PM
Hang on, Suz...lemme go look...again.
Posted by: Siouxie, going for the world cup | December 11, 2007 at 03:44 PM
I think Lairbo is calling for a penile-tee kick.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 03:48 PM
oooooh drippy simul with my kb!
Posted by: Siouxie, going for the world cup | December 11, 2007 at 03:50 PM
Well at least they weren't these . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | December 11, 2007 at 03:56 PM
Where can I get some of this air brushing and enhancement? Is this available to us non-celebrity types?
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | December 11, 2007 at 04:23 PM
OMG! Did the BOT finally devour everyone?
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | December 11, 2007 at 04:37 PM
*looks around*
*sneaks onto Blog*
Sorry, AD. I was banished after the last thread.
*runs off before anyone see me*
Posted by: gjd | December 11, 2007 at 04:40 PM
Sorry, AD, I was researching...stuff. Siouxie went home early. She was running a temperature.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 04:42 PM
Dude! What did you do? Any casualties?
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | December 11, 2007 at 04:49 PM
I could look like this. All I need is a completely new set of DNA, a personal trainer, and the financial means to quit my job and work out 7 hours a day. Piece of cake! (By the way, do you ladies think that's a big package? Really? Interesting...)
Posted by: Scott | December 11, 2007 at 04:51 PM
Sorry, Annie. I was talking to gjd. Missed the earlier thread where he apparently got in trouble....
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | December 11, 2007 at 04:53 PM
I have to admit Beckham is a pretty attractive guy.... even though I lean more toward Posh myself....
I bet she keeps an airbrush handy, though.
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | December 11, 2007 at 04:55 PM
*sneaks back in*
Pssst. AD, I am a she. And I admitted to liking Barry Manilow music.
*hurries back out*
Posted by: gjd | December 11, 2007 at 05:04 PM
psst, AD - gjd is a woman of the female persuasion. i've done that to folks, too. :-)
Posted by: DeskDiva | December 11, 2007 at 05:04 PM
Woo! Psychic simul with my Slide Girl! Listen, chica - you're a Lost and Found fan, so that makes up for the BM faux pas.
Posted by: DeskDiva | December 11, 2007 at 05:05 PM
Whoops! My bad.... I thought it involved something insulting to women or something and that gjd was a guy....
This is what happens when you pop in occasionally. It always leads to trouble...
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | December 11, 2007 at 05:06 PM
Ok, gjd. By way of apology I will throw myself to the wolves and admit I do sort of like "Weekend in New England."
(ducks head to avoid flying walrus bones)
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | December 11, 2007 at 05:08 PM
And I'll throw this out too..... I have a friend who was listening to this CD of punk rock music where they did a cover of "Mandy" that was kinda cool....
It works surprisingly well as a pissed off punk song....
Of course, don't let Barry know or he will attempt to put out a punk album like Pat Boone did with heavy metal and that will truly be the last sign of the apocalypse....
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | December 11, 2007 at 05:13 PM
Po' widdle thread...started off with manly man shorts....ends up whimpering about Barely Manenough.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 05:16 PM
*sniffs*
Gosh, DD, you're a great friend.
AD, apology accepted. :-)
Posted by: gjd | December 11, 2007 at 05:16 PM
Anytime. :-) I'm as loyal as they come. My folks always said that, too.
Posted by: DeskDiva | December 11, 2007 at 05:25 PM
Forget the jockies, show me the package
Posted by: decline to say | December 11, 2007 at 05:30 PM
Great. Two posts in a row with 'ain't gonna click' links, and the only reasonably safe in-thread link was from MKJ! I note that "Where's the Mistletoe" goes unanswered, as the plants on those undies are American Holly, not mistletoe, and prickly at that! Ouch!
Posted by: CJrun | December 11, 2007 at 05:37 PM
After the Manilow sneak attack on the last thread I wasn't going anywhere near Judi's link. This blog used to be so friendly and now look at it. Random BM links and God knows whatever disgusting semi-nekkid boy toys Siouxie dug up. Well I for one will not stand for it and I'm taking my blogging elsewhere.
Posted by: Doc Rick | December 11, 2007 at 05:56 PM
*SNORK* @ Doc Rick!
Posted by: DeskDiva | December 11, 2007 at 06:12 PM
*SNORK* @ Doc Rick!
Posted by: DeskDiva | December 11, 2007 at 06:13 PM
*SNORK* at Doc Rick...
You sure you're not their star reporter?
Posted by: DeskDiva | December 11, 2007 at 06:13 PM
I have been LMAO while reading the above posts. I have no Idea why, since judi's link just goes to a blank page. Did the Dave Barry Bloggers break the server?
Posted by: igloo | December 11, 2007 at 06:37 PM
Iggy, I think I short-circuited the link with my drooling. *sigh*
and Rick?? I did NOT dig him up..I was doing research. yeah.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 11, 2007 at 06:39 PM
Siouxie,
You must have quit licking the screen to make your post, because the link is now working.
Not my kind of picture, but the humor becomes clear.
C'mon judi, how about some Victoria Secret® pics.
Posted by: igloo | December 11, 2007 at 06:50 PM
What does it mean if you look at that photo and all you can think of is "Hmmm, comfy looking bed."
Posted by: mommysaurus | December 11, 2007 at 06:52 PM
mommysaurus,
It probably means that you have dialed in the wrong sleep number.
Posted by: igloo | December 11, 2007 at 06:54 PM
...wonder if he had to borrow Tom Jones' sock. i'm betting that this is NOT a natural look for him.
I was thinking it looked more like a tennis ball.
For some reason it reminds me of Spinal Tap when he goes through the airport metal detector and it turns out he has a cucumber wrapped in tin foil stuffed down his trousers. Classic.
Posted by: ellie | December 11, 2007 at 07:05 PM
I see London, I see France. I see Beckham's underpants!
Posted by: ellie | December 11, 2007 at 07:06 PM
ellie - go to my 3:21 post - gmta - some slower than others. I also thought of Spinal Tap, and the sound the screener's 'tool' made passing over his 'area.' Tee-hee.
iggy - if you have to beg for it, you don't deserve it.
and yes, that's your next tat. :)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 07:16 PM
Sorry A W-b h,
But begging has always worked for me. Perhaps because I have low standards, (eighteen to eighty, blind, half-crazy and not dead over three days)or because my begging has panache. To quote Cyrano's last words "...yet there is something still that will always be mine, and when I go to God's presence, there I'll doff it and sweep the heavenly pavement with a gesture - something I'll take unstained out of this world...my panache".
Not sure which.
Posted by: igloo | December 11, 2007 at 07:27 PM
Annie, My bad! That's what I get for skimming posts.
OT but, last night I went into a 7-11. The Pakastani (I swear) guy at the counter called out, "5 min. before we close". I was so confused and then I realized it was 7pm. Har har on me. Then when I went to check out he kept cracking lame jokes and then saying, "my bad, my bad" in an Apu-type accent. I left the store severely confused and slightly humored...
Back OT...
And who was the lucky girl/guy who got to "arrange" his...well... I mean, it must not have looked that perfect when he sat down. There just had to be some shifting around to do...*wanders off to ponder this revelation*
Posted by: ellie | December 11, 2007 at 07:28 PM
Have I been out in the country too long? This guy looks so arrogant and metro that he doesn't warrant another look.
Wait, let me check again and see if he warrants another look.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 07:33 PM
Annie, let me help you check. I'm just such the good friend.
Iggy, I stopped licking the screen when my drool got in the way. I think it's dried out now ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | December 11, 2007 at 07:46 PM
Seriously, I agree. He's WAY too metrosexual and into himself, just like Posh. Butt...he's good to look at. I prefer a more masculine and NORMAL kinda guy, not a man that looks better than ME!
Butt...ya know....eye candy.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 11, 2007 at 07:52 PM
Excuse me, I think I'm going to gag.
Posted by: CJrun | December 11, 2007 at 07:55 PM
need a spoon, CJ?? ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | December 11, 2007 at 07:56 PM
CJ - I agree - iggy's begging makes me ill, too.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 08:01 PM
need a spoon, Annie??
OT
I took Sushi to the vet today and he's doubled his weight and the eye infection is gone and he's a healthy lovable kitten. I guess he'll keep me ;-)
/OT
BOT
Bend it like Beckham
Posted by: Siouxie | December 11, 2007 at 08:15 PM
With all the drooling and begging, this thread is vulnerable to heartworms.
Posted by: CJrun | December 11, 2007 at 08:17 PM
Yay for Sushi! :-) That's awesome.
Posted by: DeskDiva | December 11, 2007 at 08:17 PM
Ducky, if and when you get here...CYE. I sent you the link to the Keith Urban pics I promised ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | December 11, 2007 at 08:32 PM
just for the record. Beckham looks kinda swollen to me. maybe a Doctor could help.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | December 11, 2007 at 08:43 PM
Hiya, Wyoooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | December 11, 2007 at 08:44 PM
Doctor Turnankof, I presume?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 08:47 PM
Maybe Posh introduced him to collagen or silicon? No way it was saline, 'cause that would just be saltpeter.
Posted by: CJrun | December 11, 2007 at 08:48 PM
snork @ iggy's Cyrano quote
Posted by: daisymae | December 11, 2007 at 08:51 PM
Yeah, Wyo. I'm thinking Neuticles. Not personally.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | December 11, 2007 at 08:51 PM
I'm sure he has a very nice personality.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 08:51 PM
ok, ok, *snork* @ CJ, 'cuz he's tryin' so darn hard.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 11, 2007 at 08:59 PM
I will admit that like some other icons, Becks seems to be a solid guy.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | December 11, 2007 at 09:04 PM
*snork* @ CJ
Posted by: gjd | December 11, 2007 at 09:05 PM
*hangs pity snork next to gold star from 5th grade, to cover holes in sheetrock*
Posted by: CJrun | December 11, 2007 at 09:17 PM
Uh-oh! Did I scare everyone off again? Should I ask "Blog, May I?" before I come back?
Posted by: gjd | December 11, 2007 at 09:18 PM
gjd, last night I thought I'd killed the blog. sometimes there's a lull. sometimes there are multiple simuls. perhaps we could get a federal grant to study this phenomenon.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | December 11, 2007 at 09:26 PM
Hiya, "gjd" (or whoever you are, wink-wink). Wyo, would the grant be payable in beer?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | December 11, 2007 at 09:29 PM
one could always hope.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | December 11, 2007 at 09:35 PM
Sooo, is that Victoria's Secret?
Posted by: CJrun | December 11, 2007 at 09:58 PM
Victoria's Secret, is that she's fat. so I've heard.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | December 11, 2007 at 10:00 PM
Perhaps from drinking all of her research grant.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | December 11, 2007 at 10:04 PM
silly men, this is victoria's secret.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 11, 2007 at 10:18 PM
um, ewwww. somehow I'm much less interested in Victoria now.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | December 11, 2007 at 10:21 PM
♪I've got hers that dingle-dangle-dingle.♬
Posted by: danceswithvowels | December 11, 2007 at 10:26 PM