A NEEDED PRODUCT, AND A TRULY GREAT NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

Subtle Butt

(Via Gizmodo)

Comments

[daisymae]

I didn't watch the video, but I like the idea of gas neutralizers. Now, if they could just do something about the sound.

[daisymae]

Oh, yes, and First.

[Siouxie]

*orders one for mud*

[Living Dangerously]

Do these pants make my butt look fat subtle?

[gjd]

Do they have this for dogs?

[daisymae]

gjd - {LOL helplessly holding my side)

[random thunking]

I'm applying for a patent on Subtle Mother-In-Law. It's a disposable in-law neutralizer.

[Dave_no_not_THE_Dave]

the video is priceless... including the "researcher" Dr. F. Latus

[Siouxie]

Hey random! still dealing with the MIL??? how's the littlest random doing?

[Siouxie]

LOL I just saw the video. It's great. Dave,nnTD is right.

[AuntieM]

I like the idea of a doggie version. When I was younger, the family dog would be so offended by his own farts that he would actually leave the room. You can buy undies for dogs--to either prevent them from going wee wee on your furniture or because they are in heat. I bet you could adapt a pair for Subtle Butt.

My husband doesn't believe that this product is real. I think I know what he's getting for Valentine's Day!

[gjd]

AH, Auntie, you are a true romantic.

[Christine]

The video was crude, butt funny. Generally I'm more into subtle humor, but this cracked me up. I emailed it to my sons, who will no doubt appreciate even more than I did. Every once in a while one of my two blonde Afghan Hounds will quietly burp, but to my knowledge, thankfully, have never needed this product. But I once knew a Bulldog who could clear the room in seconds.

[gjd]

My yellow lab can burp and fart. She is so gifted. She can also eat things that a goat wouldn't try.

[CJrun]

OMFG! Truly wondrous! Thank you, inventers/marketers everywhere!

[insomniac]

uhhhh,....in advertising 101 don't they mention that 'stench' and 'vast area' aren't good words to use?

[Meanie the Blue]

Yeah, Christine, the product name is a bit of a misnomer vs. the video.

Subtle humor is, of course, our specialty here .....

[AuntieM]

What Meanie means, Christine, is that subtle butt-humor is our specialty here.

[mm]

So daisymae, about the sound, did you want the muffler option on your Subtle Butt, or the sousaphone? Clarinet? Sax?

[Siouxie]

I thought our specialty was humorous butt subtleties.

[mm]

ooooh, simul with Siouxie!

[Siouxie]

woooooooohooooooo! mm!

cigar?? cigarette??

[Layzeeboy]

*decides these wouldn't work very well in boxers*

[Psycho Joe]

OMFG.
That video is priceless.

And I'm naming my punk band subtle butt now.
Subtle butt.
Scuttlebutt.
Anyone notice the similarity?
I did.

[shell]

I wondered about the cat too. Mine still has claws...might I just tape it to him? I know I'm not going to try a diaper. I also live with two teenage males and a husband. Will tape work there or do I have to wrestle them into the things?

[shell]

I wondered about the cat too. Mine still has claws...might I just tape it to him? I know I'm not going to try a diaper. I also live with two teenage males and a husband. Will tape work there or do I have to wrestle them into the things?