YOU'VE HEARD OF ROSE-COLORED GLASSES?

Lately there seems to be an epidemic of Jesus-colored ones.

(Thanks to Gina Donahue)

Comments

[Kristie]

Key quote: "...when I saw that, I said, 'Jesus and Mary!"

[Kristie]

Oooh, and First!

[Betsy]

whoa...I'm sorry...you get a message from God, and sell it on eBay???

Too bad Moses didn't have on-line access. Just imagine...

[mm]

Having met Jesus a few times, she recognized him right away. Knew that it couldn't possibly have been St.Peter, or Barry Manilow, or Winston Churchill...

[DeskDiva]

Wow - and Mahatma Kane Jeeves didn't even send this one in!

[Siouxie]

Do you need Holy Syrup to eat those?

[Kristie]

Hat trick?

[CJrun]

Well, that and syrup would make Communion more palatable.

[Kristie]

I wonder if people in China find images of Buddha on their food...Or is this just a Catholic thing?

[Doc Rick]

I thought I saw an image of Charlton Heston in a pancake I got late one night at an IHOP. Of course,the massive amount of beer I had consumed at the local adult beverage establishment prior to that might have had something to do with it.

[gjd]

I think the pancake is upside down and they have the entirely wrong image.

I also think Jesus would *wnork* at the idea of sending messages through pancakes... but everybody knows that God has a sense of humour.

[gjd]

Well, he might not *wnork*, but he probably would *snork*.

[DeskDiva]

I agree. Who CREATED humor, anyway? God, that's who!

[Kristie]

As Mr. Blog said, "If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle."

I imagine flapjacks would be crossed off the list as well.

[blurk]

Was this instant, box pancake mix or homemade stuff.
I'm not sure why that's relevant but I think the world deserves to know.

[!]

It looks like an alien with its eyes on stalks.

In other news...Miami is in the running for the Senior Games.

[SW]

Let my people eggo.

[SW]

The breakfast I admire most
The waffle, bun and holy toast...

[Mr. Completely]

Double SNORK at SW.... Well done.

[Siouxie]

LMAO, Stevie.

[Lairbo]

W[hat]W[ould]J[esus]S[nork]A[t]?

In Carl Hiassen's "Lucky You," some of the action takes place in a remote Florida town (duh) in which the residents run competing miracle sites, crying or bleeding statues, etc., to pull in tourists.

Also, check out this oldie, but newly relevant (again) goodie from Oct. 3, 2005 on http://antfarmersalmanac.com/

[Meanie the Blue]

Diner waitress: Good morning, what can I get ya?
Patron: Pancakes, with a side of bacon, please.
Waitress: Catholic, Lutheran, Buddhist?....
Patron: Oh, I'm dieting, I'll just have the Atheist.
Waitress [to kitchen]: ONE HANDBASKET!
Wairess: How do you like your bacon?
Patron: John 3:16, please.
Waitress: Fine. That'll be right out.

[Leetie]

I'm sorry but Jesus appeared on a pancake.

Try again!

[Leetie]

Make that: Jesus has already appeared on a pancake.

[CJrun]

Even Jesus s*wnorked*! <---- (get it, there's an SW in there)

[Leetie]

And don't even think of pulling the old Jesus in a dog's arse ploy.

[A. Suess]

Snork at MtB

[A. Suess]

Nice collection there, Leetie.

I once saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Does that count for anything?

[Meanie the Blue]

♪ Jesus is just on rye, with meat... ♫

[CJrun]

double MtB *snork*!

[SW]

Amazing crepes?

[insomniac]

so the last supper was at an i.h.o.p?

[Wench Lizzy]

That pancake looks like it needs to be healed.

[SW]

Now I lay me down to sleep
I dream of breakfast goodies sweet
If I should die before I wake
I'll see the Lord in my pancake

[Meanie the Blue]

Try Jesus' Miracle Ham. Completely cured.

[SW]

"Try Jesus' Miracle Ham. Completely cured."

You've had the rest. Now try the blessed.

[JEC666]

See, the acorn can fall far from the tree.

[Meanie the Blue]

I made it through the cuisinart
Somehow made it to the skillet
Didn't have an image until
You began to grill it

I was on your plate, immaculate
All beaten, almost eaten, it's true
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Jemimy and new

Like a virgin
Grilled for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your sacred heart beats
Miracle time

[Siouxie]

insom LOL or...i.h.o.h.p. - International House of Holy Pancakes.

*Snork-A-Mima* @ Meanie!

[Auntie M]

MtB--sometimes you frighten me. I'm visualizing the video...for this song....with you singing it.....so now I'm going back to the next thread where it's safe.

[Siouxie]

*SNORK*

I just got two telemarketers tonight.

*RING*

ME: International House of Pancakes, may I take your order, please???

THEM: huh??

ME: This is the International House of Pancakes, may I take your order??

THEM: I'm sorry, I have the wrong number.

[GOD]

Listen people, if I'm going to send you a message, I'm going to be Me damn sure you get it. I'm talking locusts, burning bushes, floods, boils. Never pancakes. Though I have to admit the whole frog thing was a bit of a lark. I crack Me up sometimes! But seriously, a pox on the next person who tries to pawn off a poorly made pancake or tortilla as a sign from Me!

[Lou Cipher]

Trust me, He means it.

[SW]

In Search of the Holy Grits.

[Betsy]

Leetie...Don't mean to dis anyone's faith, but I'm pretty sure your Flapjack Jesus is really Rasputin.

[karenbug]

It rather looks like OJ's MRI.

[Alex]

Hmmm...no Jesus, but did anyone else see Elmo?

[daisymae]

Looked like Casper the Friendly Ghost to me.

[ellie]

I read this story to my daughter last night. This morning she came in to tell me there was a horse shape in her syrup, and upon inspection it really did look like a horse. Then she informed me that it must mean I needed to buy her a horse for Christmas. Har!

[Leetie]

Flapjack Jesus WBAGNFARB.