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November 25, 2007

WHY WE LOVE THE HOLIDAY SEASON

In a word: joy.

(Thanks, yet again, to DavCat)

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Annie, no more caffeine for you.

In a few more words: Peace on Earth and goodwill towards men, women and children.

Soon to be a new reality show on TV! Wresting with the Christmas Icons!

another batch of winners raising another batch of future leaders!

Are you serious??? Is there only ONE old bearded man in California?? I'm sure there are lots of old coots who would love to be photographed with young children sitting on their laps.

Um, nevermind.

"After Sept. 11, 2001, a no-fly zone was enacted in a three-mile radius around Disneyland."

Obviously it's because they're using "Its a small world" as a terrorist detention and torture centre.

After Sept. 11, 2001, a no-fly zone was enacted in a three-mile radius around Disneyland.

does that count Tinkerbell? Peter Pan? Dumbo? even with his feather? Does magic fairy dust still work then? This is a mighty slippery slope. Next they'll be decomisssioning Santa, and the Easter Bunny, and the tooth fairy, and the Great Pumpkin, and then they'll recall magic Mommy kisses...

"...three mothers...got into a shoving match over their place in line to see Saint Nick."

Ho ho ho.

(and lol jeff)

"The first 300 people at the shopping center on the corner of corner of Lincoln Avenue and State College Boulevard received free T-shirts"

I'm guessing these folks were all somewhere in the no. 298 - 302 range on the line, and had PROMISED their kids a shirt. They need to have Ahnold come in there, as The Santanator.

What?? no guns?? heh! Amateurs.

Guns 'n' Ho-Ho-Ho-ses?

They must have gone through metal detectors before the event. No gravy cans.

"Brawl At the Mall" would have been a better title in the story.

How's that song go?

Oh, you'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, you'd better not FIGHT, I'm telling you - oh, just forget it.

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