UPDATE

Somewhere in this exclusive CrapCam photo is the opening act, a band called the Jonas Brothers. They are hugely popular with young girls, based on the screaming level in this arena, which is undoubtedly interfering with air traffic.
NOTE: This photo could also be of a recently discovered galaxy. There is no way to tell.

Comments

[Kristie]

I can tell that dogs for miles around are covering their ears and whimpering...

[Jeff Tompkins]

I just hope, for the sake of corporate profits, that the fans never find out that Hannah Montana is really a 39-year-old post-op male.

[SandyEgo]

- happy to hear you're keeping up with the Jonas.

[KDF]

My eyes! My eyes!

[Punkin Poo]

Dave, Can you get her Dad's autograph for me???

[CJrun]

*texts Dave ear buds, some decent tunes, and a cold one*

[Igloo]

Go for it Dave!

[Kristie]

Isn't it nice that they made the average ticketholder pay $2300 to become deaf from the shriekage and blind from the mini-nova they use to light the stage!

[Siouxie]

Dave, I see you've got the popular "nose-bleed" section tickets at the Bank Atlantic. Lemme guess...the 400 section? I've been there many times. You'll need binoculars. Or a telescope, judging from that. Those are good to observe distant galaxies...far far away..like the stage. Enjoy.

[ellie]

It loos like the stage has exploded. Maybe Dave can go home early now.

Does anyone remember this explosion? Hint: "Help me Tito!"

[blurk]

Dave, that looks thermonuclear. Shield and cover, brother.

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Dawn of the Day-glo Mullet"

[Wyo Cowboy]

yeah, ellie I remember. he and Richard Pryor started the ignited negro college fund after that.

[blurk]

Wyo, that is so wrong.

And so funny. *snork*

[Jeff Meyerson]

Man, Dave, that is true love, sitting through that. I hope you have industrial strength ear plugs and LOTS of beer.

*nominates Dave for Father of the Year Nobel*

[CJrun]

*snorks* wrongly, over here!

[blurk]

*ahemcoughsnortsuckupcoughcough*

[ellie *feeling guilty for laughing*]

Wyo! BAHAHAHAHAHA! *SNORK*

[Igloo]

*Igloo nominates Dave as Noble Father of the Year.*

[JEC666]

Ever accident Jacko has is a freak accident. And it's funny how celebrated media-types always get the best seats.

[JEC666]

Every accident Jacko has is a freak accident. And it's funny how celebrated media-types always get the best seats.

[blurk]

*blurk nominates Dave for "man, that's just whatcha gotta do"*

[Annie Where-but-here]

"A mind is a terrible thing."

[Wyo Cowboy]

*Snork* at Annie. you are so right.

The good book says, "every imagination of a man's heart is only evil continually."

I can't argue that.

[guilty]

Wooooo, ellie! Do that again!!

[ellie *blushing*]

*SNORK* @ Diva guilty

It was accidental, I SWEAR!

[Siouxie]

*el snorko* @ Wyo

This is your brain.

This is your brain watching Hanna Montana.

Any questions?

*thinks the brain just exploded*

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wyo - I can't argue with that, nor can I understand it. But its dangling participle is very shiny and has my attention.

[ellie]

Psst, Annie, don't mention Wyo's dangling participle, he it a bit touchy about it. And his wife wouldn't want you looking at either.

[ellie]

*replaces the 't' with an 's', blames the wine*

[ellie]

adds an 'it' as well. *looks at wine glass, adds more*

[Olo Baggins of Bywater]

I hang out on a forum with guys who install and run the sound systems for these shows. They say that the peak SPL (sound pressure level) goes WAY beyond what is safe when the girls start shrieking, upwards of 115 dB and higher. Seriously, and no joke, that SPL at those frequencies will make you deaf quickly. The sound guys can't compensate for it, they just wear their ear plugs and shake their heads.

[Annie Where-but-here]

ellie - looks like it's got YOUR attention, too. ;)

[ellie]

WHAT DID YOU SAY, BAGGINS??

[Eleanor]

Where is Garrett Morris when you need him?

[SW]

Let me add my lmao to wyo's 7:54pm. And lol to el's 9:57 too.