SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT
(Thanks to Christine White)
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Ich bin ein puddy tat!
Posted by: fivver | November 26, 2007 at 10:21 AM
if anyone needs me, i'll be busy being totally hatstand.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 26, 2007 at 10:21 AM
Seen this before -not from here, I don't think... My cat is totally gray, like in the phrase "all cats are gray in the dark". She's gray in daylight, too.
Posted by: Kathybear | November 26, 2007 at 10:24 AM
I knew I should have been woried when my cat invaded Poland.
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 26, 2007 at 10:25 AM
It's all well and good until it annexes the dogfood bowl . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | November 26, 2007 at 10:25 AM
AAl: GMTA!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | November 26, 2007 at 10:27 AM
I was thinking they look more like Charlie Chaplin.
Or Groucho Marx if you added little, round glasses and a cigar...
Posted by: ellie | November 26, 2007 at 10:27 AM
France immediately surrendered to this website.
Posted by: ellie | November 26, 2007 at 10:30 AM
My cat acts like Hitler but looks like Pol Pot.
Posted by: Fearless Leader | November 26, 2007 at 10:33 AM
"France immediately surrendered to this website.
Posted by: ellie | 10:30 AM on November 26, 2007"
Ha ha! You all can stop using "humorous" comments about France to distract me from the French transport strike. It's over now! ;-)
Posted by: AmerInParis | November 26, 2007 at 10:48 AM
My cat is more like Jabba the Hut..... He may have eaten Hitler at some point, though...
Posted by: Adult Delinquent | November 26, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Amer, we only tease ya because we love ya!
Posted by: ellie | November 26, 2007 at 11:00 AM
My cat looks like he ate Jabba the Hut...AND Poland.
Posted by: daisymae | November 26, 2007 at 11:26 AM
Amer, back me up on this. France is definitely 'occupied' by cats. The little buggers are everywhere.
Posted by: fivver | November 26, 2007 at 11:27 AM
"Amer, back me up on this. France is definitely 'occupied' by cats. The little buggers are everywhere.
Posted by: fivver | 11:27 AM on November 26, 2007"
Oh yes. And dogs. The dogs are the far messier and deadlier occupying force, if you get my drift.
Posted by: AmerInParis | November 26, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Mein katz
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | November 26, 2007 at 11:34 AM
moments later, marilyn manson bought them all...
Posted by: insomniac | November 26, 2007 at 11:37 AM
LOL Mot and insom!
Posted by: ellie | November 26, 2007 at 11:44 AM
Nothing says "Monday" like Kitlers and flaming lingerie.
Sigh.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 26, 2007 at 11:53 AM
Technically speaking, it's Meine Katze (with the "e"s pronounced as "uh"). I had this drilled into me just before I moved to Germany some years back. We had to sing a song about "die katze Musselunge" or something like that.
But Mein Katz is still brilliant and I wish I'd thought of it first! ;-)
Posted by: AmerInParis | November 26, 2007 at 11:54 AM
A whole new category of jokes:
Oh yeah? My cat is so fat _______________________!
Posted by: pogo | November 26, 2007 at 11:57 AM
My cat (sparky) is so fat that when he lies around the house he lies AROUND the house.
Posted by: fivver | November 26, 2007 at 12:00 PM
My cat is so fat he put out the flaming lingerie fire by sitting on it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 26, 2007 at 12:04 PM
I would have thought Jim Davis cornered the market on Fat Cat jokes.
Posted by: Juggler Of Geese™ | November 26, 2007 at 12:05 PM
Their favorite treats: Goebbels and Bits.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 26, 2007 at 12:06 PM
my cat is so fat that he stood in the litter box and crapped in the washing machine...
my cat is so fat that he catches mice by inhaling...
my cat is so fat that he tried to scratch the back of the couch and pulled it over on top of himself...
my cat is so fat when he farts the smoke alarm goes off...
my cat is so fat when he horks up a hairball the neighbors have to move...
Posted by: mudstuffin | November 26, 2007 at 12:13 PM
a hatstand maybe but a handbag never.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 26, 2007 at 12:26 PM
mud---decaf....stat.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 26, 2007 at 12:28 PM
"a hatstand maybe but a handbag never.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | 12:26 PM on November 26, 2007"
Over here the handbags bark and drool...
Posted by: AmerInParis | November 26, 2007 at 12:46 PM
Just like the guys at the bars here. Annie told me.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 26, 2007 at 12:58 PM
my cat is so fat that he tried to scratch the back of the couch and pulled it over on top of himself...
Posted by: mudstuffin | 12:13 PM on November 26, 2007
LOL! So that's how I get her to stop scratching the couch.
My (son's) cat is so fat, she looks like a blanket draped over the couch.
My cat is so fat that we need earthquake insurance for when she runs through the house.
Posted by: gjd | November 26, 2007 at 01:04 PM
Just how much pot was sacrificed for the creation of this website?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 26, 2007 at 01:10 PM
Siouxie - not the guys at this bar, which is where we're going when you get your butt out here.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 26, 2007 at 01:13 PM
Yeeehawwwwww! I get to wear my cowgirl hat & boots!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 26, 2007 at 01:37 PM
and spurs, never forget the spurs.
Posted by: wickedwitch | November 26, 2007 at 01:45 PM
A belated and hearty *SNORK* @ Meanie's Goebbels comment!
Posted by: ellie | November 26, 2007 at 02:02 PM
Their favorite treats: Goebbels and Bits.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 12:06 PM on November 26, 2007
*SNOOOOOOOOORK!!!!*
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 26, 2007 at 02:03 PM
wicked - have spurs will travel
Posted by: Siouxie | November 26, 2007 at 02:10 PM
I think Diva might have *SNORKED* on her sandwich.
Quick, anyone know the
HeinrichHimmelerHeimlich maneuver????Posted by: ellie | November 26, 2007 at 02:16 PM
and not a single 'von Kittentrop' impersonator...
Posted by: insomniac | November 26, 2007 at 02:21 PM
*hoping Meanie's goebbels & bits don't start itching from all the snorkin'*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 26, 2007 at 02:22 PM
Whew! Thanks, ellie! I was Goering up for a major problem over that.
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 26, 2007 at 02:34 PM
Which one is Rudolf Hiss? And Josef Meowngele?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | November 26, 2007 at 02:43 PM
DD...I'm sure glad that passed. I was worried I'd have to
HITlersmack you on the back!Posted by: daisymae | November 26, 2007 at 02:43 PM
...and Klaws Barbie
Posted by: insomniac | November 26, 2007 at 02:48 PM
insom - I thought maybe you meant Claws von Mewlow.
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 26, 2007 at 02:58 PM
Hey Annie, Souxie !
Count me in when you're off to the Cowboy Bar - don't forget the Sagebrush - good times there, too !
Posted by: telecomdropout | November 26, 2007 at 03:04 PM
The threads are starting to weave together - Kitlers wearing flaming thongs are chased by Marilyn Manson, who's running away from an armed Miramar city commissioner in Winn Dixie...
Heeelp!...it's toooo muuuuch!
Posted by: daisymae | November 26, 2007 at 03:17 PM
The threads are starting to weave together - Kitlers wearing flaming thongs are chased by Marilyn Manson, who's running away from an armed Miramar city commissioner in Winn Dixie...
Heeelp!...it's toooo muuuuch!
Posted by: daisymae | November 26, 2007 at 03:17 PM
(oops...now I'm seeing double)
Posted by: daisymae | November 26, 2007 at 03:19 PM
Jeez, one bad pun begets many. Such a fuehrer!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 26, 2007 at 03:28 PM
....in Winn Dixie...who's trying to scratch his itchy nuts...
Posted by: Siouxie | November 26, 2007 at 03:28 PM
daisy/Siouxie - that sounds like the makings of a really funny dream!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 26, 2007 at 03:30 PM
...who's trying to scratch his itchy nuts...which is really hindering his productivity...
Posted by: blurk | November 26, 2007 at 03:37 PM
I have a kitler shirt.
somewhere...
Posted by: Crash | November 26, 2007 at 03:38 PM
The Furred Reich?
(I promise to stop soon. I'll be leaving work at 4pm)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 26, 2007 at 03:40 PM
*SMACKS Meanie with a flaming thong*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 26, 2007 at 03:43 PM
Siouxie, I think you kilt Meanie.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 26, 2007 at 03:45 PM
Paging Christine White!
Are you my sister?
Posted by: Leetie | November 26, 2007 at 05:22 PM
Probably not. Leetie doesn't ring any bells...
Posted by: Christine White | November 27, 2007 at 05:39 AM