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November 26, 2007

SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT

(Thanks to Christine White)

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Ich bin ein puddy tat!

if anyone needs me, i'll be busy being totally hatstand.

Seen this before -not from here, I don't think... My cat is totally gray, like in the phrase "all cats are gray in the dark". She's gray in daylight, too.

I knew I should have been woried when my cat invaded Poland.

It's all well and good until it annexes the dogfood bowl . . .

I was thinking they look more like Charlie Chaplin.

Or Groucho Marx if you added little, round glasses and a cigar...

France immediately surrendered to this website.

My cat acts like Hitler but looks like Pol Pot.

"France immediately surrendered to this website.

Posted by: ellie | 10:30 AM on November 26, 2007"

Ha ha! You all can stop using "humorous" comments about France to distract me from the French transport strike. It's over now! ;-)

My cat is more like Jabba the Hut..... He may have eaten Hitler at some point, though...

Amer, we only tease ya because we love ya!

My cat looks like he ate Jabba the Hut...AND Poland.

Amer, back me up on this. France is definitely 'occupied' by cats. The little buggers are everywhere.

"Amer, back me up on this. France is definitely 'occupied' by cats. The little buggers are everywhere.

Posted by: fivver | 11:27 AM on November 26, 2007"

Oh yes. And dogs. The dogs are the far messier and deadlier occupying force, if you get my drift.

Mein katz

moments later, marilyn manson bought them all...

LOL Mot and insom!

Nothing says "Monday" like Kitlers and flaming lingerie.

Sigh.

Technically speaking, it's Meine Katze (with the "e"s pronounced as "uh"). I had this drilled into me just before I moved to Germany some years back. We had to sing a song about "die katze Musselunge" or something like that.

But Mein Katz is still brilliant and I wish I'd thought of it first! ;-)

A whole new category of jokes:

Oh yeah? My cat is so fat _______________________!

My cat (sparky) is so fat that when he lies around the house he lies AROUND the house.

My cat is so fat he put out the flaming lingerie fire by sitting on it.

I would have thought Jim Davis cornered the market on Fat Cat jokes.

Their favorite treats: Goebbels and Bits.

my cat is so fat that he stood in the litter box and crapped in the washing machine...

my cat is so fat that he catches mice by inhaling...

my cat is so fat that he tried to scratch the back of the couch and pulled it over on top of himself...

my cat is so fat when he farts the smoke alarm goes off...

my cat is so fat when he horks up a hairball the neighbors have to move...

a hatstand maybe but a handbag never.

mud---decaf....stat.

"a hatstand maybe but a handbag never.

Posted by: Cheesewiz | 12:26 PM on November 26, 2007"

Over here the handbags bark and drool...

Just like the guys at the bars here. Annie told me.

my cat is so fat that he tried to scratch the back of the couch and pulled it over on top of himself...

Posted by: mudstuffin | 12:13 PM on November 26, 2007

LOL! So that's how I get her to stop scratching the couch.

My (son's) cat is so fat, she looks like a blanket draped over the couch.

My cat is so fat that we need earthquake insurance for when she runs through the house.

Just how much pot was sacrificed for the creation of this website?

Siouxie - not the guys at this bar, which is where we're going when you get your butt out here.

Yeeehawwwwww! I get to wear my cowgirl hat & boots!

and spurs, never forget the spurs.

A belated and hearty *SNORK* @ Meanie's Goebbels comment!

Their favorite treats: Goebbels and Bits.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 12:06 PM on November 26, 2007

*SNOOOOOOOOORK!!!!*

wicked - have spurs will travel

I think Diva might have *SNORKED* on her sandwich.

Quick, anyone know the Heinrich Himmeler Heimlich maneuver????

and not a single 'von Kittentrop' impersonator...

*hoping Meanie's goebbels & bits don't start itching from all the snorkin'*

Whew! Thanks, ellie! I was Goering up for a major problem over that.

Which one is Rudolf Hiss? And Josef Meowngele?

DD...I'm sure glad that passed. I was worried I'd have to HITler smack you on the back!

...and Klaws Barbie

insom - I thought maybe you meant Claws von Mewlow.

Hey Annie, Souxie !
Count me in when you're off to the Cowboy Bar - don't forget the Sagebrush - good times there, too !

The threads are starting to weave together - Kitlers wearing flaming thongs are chased by Marilyn Manson, who's running away from an armed Miramar city commissioner in Winn Dixie...

Heeelp!...it's toooo muuuuch!

The threads are starting to weave together - Kitlers wearing flaming thongs are chased by Marilyn Manson, who's running away from an armed Miramar city commissioner in Winn Dixie...

Heeelp!...it's toooo muuuuch!

(oops...now I'm seeing double)

Jeez, one bad pun begets many. Such a fuehrer!

....in Winn Dixie...who's trying to scratch his itchy nuts...

daisy/Siouxie - that sounds like the makings of a really funny dream!!

...who's trying to scratch his itchy nuts...which is really hindering his productivity...

I have a kitler shirt.

somewhere...

The Furred Reich?

(I promise to stop soon. I'll be leaving work at 4pm)

*SMACKS Meanie with a flaming thong*

Siouxie, I think you kilt Meanie.

Paging Christine White!

Are you my sister?

Probably not. Leetie doesn't ring any bells...

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