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November 09, 2007

PEOPLE OF DUNCANVILLE:

Rally to the cause.

(Thanks to hd4mtns)

Comments

DD - I guess you pretty much have to, or there would be no legal babies because all the women would still be virgins, and condoms would have been worn besides.

But if you've visited Las Vegas with you spouse/SO chances are you've broken that pesky condom law, and some of those others make it pretty difficult to maintain the straight and narrow, so we may need to have a mass blog exodus with Al to partys unknown

Patrick O - it's very hard to type with multiple body parts in the air.

Oops, you said AT LEAST one. Can I change my answer so as not to appear so slutty unlawful?

BTW, does said law breakin' involve laws of gravity, physics, thermal conduction and/or nature?
'Cause, if so, I'm headed to Al's place, too.

Seems the church people cause a traffic disturbance because they're all leaving church and heading to the swingers' club. Right?

Too late, ellie.


That's why I plea the 5th or drink a 5th...

I thought that's what we ALL did.

NO?

um..I plea the 5th.

Annie, wrong.

To quote Bill Clinton, What exactly do you mean by the word "Missionary"?

Party at Al's! Drive north and hang a left at Toronto.

Ah, fivver, we luvs ya anyway. We just wear protection.

Why compare it to when the church lets out? Why not compare it to, say, a movie theater? Just curious. Is it because they wanted to create anti-religious sentiment in trying to gain sympathy for themselves? Bears considering.

I don't think bears were involved. THAT would be totally sick.

DD - probably for the same reason as I had for using the church letting out. I've been stuck, numerous times sitting waiting while a church parking lot is emptied out onto main highways with several patrolmen directing traffic. never happened to me at a movie theater. can't ever remember it happening anywhere else(even an amphitheater).

The only one of those laws I've broken on location is the patent leather shoes in Cleveland. I didn't keep count on the others.

ww - exactly. Plus, once them churchgoers have had their sins forgiven, they're in a real hurry to get back to the swingin' salon.

Two girls for every boy? That's why I'm going to Slurp City.

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