NORTH KOREA
(Thanks to DavCat)
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November 27, 2007
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Yikes!
Posted by: Derek | November 27, 2007 at 08:27 AM
I'm afraid to post.
Posted by: gjd | November 27, 2007 at 08:44 AM
*hangs up on prank call to India*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 27, 2007 at 08:48 AM
perhaps he forgot to call collect
Posted by: orcel | November 27, 2007 at 08:48 AM
We're sorry, that number cannot be connected as dialed. Please hang up and say your prayers. Message code 666.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 27, 2007 at 09:32 AM
It could be worse. KIJ could have required that the manager dress as a bride.
The Blushing Bride
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 27, 2007 at 09:38 AM
Hey, the writers are on strike and it was sweeps week. They gotta entertain the people somehow.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 27, 2007 at 09:47 AM
the first day:
"here's where we would keep office supplies, if the
capitalist rutting pig, geoerge bush let us have
any. and this is our 'break room'. here we break
the fingers of any employees not found thinking of
our glorious leader, he whose radiance issues from
every pore, whose potency makes women he thinks
about pregnant, kim jong-il. And this is your
office, don't mind the bullet holes! remember, at
pyongyang party supplies, employee satisfaction is
job #2, after servicing every whim of the emanation
of truth and beauty on earth, whose toenail clippings
make dick cheney wet his pants..."
Posted by: insomniac | November 27, 2007 at 09:50 AM
"It is aimed at educating (North Koreans) to control society and prevent crimes," the group's head Venerable Pomnyun said in a press conference.
Hard to find humor in this one, but would Venerable Pomnyun and the Executioners BAGNFARB?
Posted by: Howard from Broward | November 27, 2007 at 09:52 AM
Tried to come up with something funny to say but couldnt. Instead I will just say he is free now and monsters will never track him down.
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | November 27, 2007 at 10:05 AM
Someone should execute Kim Jong II for that hideous outfit! oh and for having a girl's name.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 27, 2007 at 10:11 AM
I don't get why the North Koreans would be afraid of Kim Jong-il, he wears a track suit for God's sake! And then I read this story and begin to understand...
Posted by: ellie | November 27, 2007 at 10:13 AM
Belly laffs at everyone else's posts !!!
(Came here to say what "gid" said; now, I got nothin')
Posted by: ifitsnot_1thing_its3 | November 27, 2007 at 10:19 AM
Geez, what would they do if they caught him blogging on company time? (Not that anyone would do that, of course).
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 27, 2007 at 10:26 AM
*said over office loudspeaker*
"Lazheeboy, come to the stadium now, please"
Posted by: Kim Jong-il | November 27, 2007 at 10:31 AM
I guess you can't hear me now.
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 27, 2007 at 01:07 PM
ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS:
The executions will continue until morale improves!
Posted by: Flash | November 27, 2007 at 01:24 PM
They didn't need to execute him... they just had to put him in the crowd and watch him get crushed to death with the 6 other people that got crushed to death leaving the stadium. And I thought going to a football (soccer) game in Europe was dangerous.
Posted by: Darth Curt | November 27, 2007 at 02:41 PM
Hmmm, a stampede to leave an execution for making international phone calls. What a surprise...
Posted by: Laurie | November 27, 2007 at 03:27 PM
I really didn't know that much about North Korea, you all should watch this documentary on YouTube
put your text here
Anyone that complains that the United States restricts our privacy, violates human rights, or is a horrible example of a country should try living in North Korea.
Posted by: DavCat | November 27, 2007 at 06:24 PM
He should have known not to sub contract Chinese toys containing lead.
Ironiclly, he died of lead poisoning.
Posted by: Ednausean | November 27, 2007 at 10:09 PM