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November 25, 2007

NO NEED TO SEND A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

He already has one.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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Looks like Bill Murray in drag.

I doubt he actually has one, so let's send him one.

Yay, Siouxie! I heard the evidence against him was planted.

Looks like Bill Murray in drag.

Hey Med, which one, the babe in the fur trimmed red dress or the old drunk guy in the driver's license/mug shot?

Investigators say he was given two Breathalyzer tests and his blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit in each.
And he was still on the mower?

Dave, I don't think this guy would make the Arcola Lawn Rangers.

You notice he was driving into oncoming traffic? Sounds like he was trying to win a Darwin award.

Lawnmower DUIs are so amateur. My uncle has a 4 acre spread and uses his old Ford tractor to mow it. He'll mow half an acre then drive it a mile and a half down to the convenience store, buy 3 beers, drink them on the way home, mow another half acre, then repeat the process all over again. Lets just say you can tell which part of the property was mowed last.

Doc...that must wreck havoc on the gas mileage of lawn mowing.

If you keep the sickle bar down, you don't tip over as much. And 'oncoming traffic' stays the hell away from you.

"...his blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit..."
It's not easy peein' green.

Investigators say he was given two Breathalyzer tests and his blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit in each.

Man, he wasn't only seeing double, he was breathing double. Hey wait a minnit, when did Zaphod Beeblebrox move to Fladeedah?

Haven't you heard, Dances? Zaphod has settled down in the panhandle with a wife and three brilliant kids. Their IQs are 170, 165, 163, 171, 184 and 179.

Well, that's good. Let me know if he leaves suddenly.

*Puts fresh batteries in Electronic Thumb*

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