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...that these people need to contact these people.
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
I'm trying to think of something funny. Too many things running through my head. Give me a minute.
Posted by: AuntieM | November 21, 2007 at 02:50 PM
I'm thinking that the folks in Masturbation Meadow can take care of themselves (heh). The folks in Blue Ball, PA, might want to meet some folks from Intercourse, PA, however.
Posted by: gjd | November 21, 2007 at 02:51 PM
oh. my.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 21, 2007 at 02:54 PM
Yeah, what gjd said. Dave's blogging too fast for me to keep up.
Posted by: AuntieM | November 21, 2007 at 02:56 PM
I have nothing to say here. Annie?
Posted by: casey | November 21, 2007 at 03:04 PM
An important detail was left out of the story about Masturbation Meadow, Wales. Are all of the inhabitants blind and do they have hair on their palms?
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 21, 2007 at 03:09 PM
It seems folks are afraid to touch this one. *snicker*
Posted by: gjd | November 21, 2007 at 03:34 PM
A friend once told me about another friend who had a parrot named Onan, because he spilled his seed.
This led to a lively discussion about the story and how poor Onan wasn't zapped for masturbating, but for refusing to impregnant his brother's widow.
Posted by: AmerInParis | November 21, 2007 at 03:39 PM
Yep, you could always go to Intercourse (http://www.800padutch.com/intercourse.shtml)
or, you could also go just down the road to Bird-in-Hand, which sounds like a euphamism for Choking the Chicken. Those Plain People seem to have only one thing in mind.
Posted by: Davec | November 21, 2007 at 05:33 PM
"I live in Masturbation Meadow" has to be the World's Worst Pickup Line Ever.
Another favorite line: "Anyone who knows Welsh and the Bible will put two and two together."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 21, 2007 at 06:49 PM
This is an all-time low, even for the Dave site!
But, I guess everyone knows that the lowest number is one, so the Dave site is number ONE!
Posted by: Moon | November 21, 2007 at 08:17 PM
Jeff Myerson, is there anyone who knows Welsh and the Bible, though? I don't think so.
Posted by: Moon | November 21, 2007 at 08:18 PM
My all time favorite Smorgasbord is Shady Maple in Blue Ball. And I used to live in Manayunk, a neighborhood in Philadelphia. Native American for "where we drink"
Posted by: WayneHere | November 21, 2007 at 09:31 PM
As a native Pennsylvanian, I state this with the utmost emphasis. Do not make fun of Intercourse, Blue Ball, or Bird-In-Hand.
Afterall, we could live in Florida.
That is all.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 21, 2007 at 11:31 PM
I live like right next to Blue Ball. We don't get amusement from it.
And Shady Maple is quite nice.
Posted by: James T. | November 22, 2007 at 01:20 AM