HO HO HO
Santa has to wear a seatbelt.
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(Thanks to Siouxie)
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November 30, 2007
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1. That Santa apparently missed a few cookies.
2. Note to self, use umbrella when out on Christmas Eve.
3. T.I.N.T.
4. Another Note to Self: Be sure to throw away umbrella on Christmas morning.
Posted by: slyeyes | November 30, 2007 at 07:57 AM
Eww, never thought of that! What about the reindeer whiz?
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2007 at 08:12 AM
OK, apparently these people don't have kids. If Santa arrived without a seatbelt the kids would be asking why.
If I inadvertently got the car rolling before one of the kids was completely buckled, there'd be a panick-ed
"wait Mom, I'm not buckled!" And woe to anyone who wasn't a seatbelt wearer (this was before it was law) "Why don't you wear a seat belt?" etc. The schools do a good job of instilling the safety value of seatbelt into kids.
Posted by: mm | November 30, 2007 at 08:24 AM
i'm thinking maybe santa has some dui's on his record.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 30, 2007 at 08:29 AM
cg, it's all the eggnog. Even Rudolph, with his red nose?? They're all flying high.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2007 at 08:32 AM
whizzing through the snow
in a seat belted open sleigh
o'er the hills we go
peeing all the way
bells on dashboard ring
causing such a fright
oh what fun it is to say
"buckle up tonight"....
oooooooooooooh, warning bells,
warning bells
dinging all the way
oh what fun it is to ride
in a seat belted open sleigh
Posted by: crossgirl | November 30, 2007 at 08:32 AM
"He would be more likely to injure himself getting in and out of the sleigh than actually falling out of it."
Yup. No propper steps, and no hand rail. That sleigh is a death-trap.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | November 30, 2007 at 08:33 AM
That seat belt seems to be a tad loose to do any good.
On the other point of interest, I'm re-thinking whether or not I enjoy Cheezwhiz.
Posted by: gjd | November 30, 2007 at 08:34 AM
*snork* @ cg!!
and ewwwww
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2007 at 08:44 AM
I thought he drove a UPS™ truck
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 30, 2007 at 08:45 AM
Mr Wheeler said: "He would be more likely to injure himself getting in and out of the sleigh than actually falling out of it."
Careful or you're going to give the insurance guys some more ideas.
Posted by: fivver | November 30, 2007 at 09:03 AM
*whizzes on insurance guys. man, it's tough to aim when you're wearing a straightjacket.*
Posted by: CJrun | November 30, 2007 at 09:29 AM
That ain't no seatbelt, that's merely a lap strap. Worse than useless IMHO.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | November 30, 2007 at 09:34 AM
better a lap strap than a jock strap.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 30, 2007 at 11:33 AM
The lawyers that stole Christmas.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 30, 2007 at 11:44 AM
Naughty, naughty, Dave! Remember? Santa can't say "H-,H-,H-" anymore.
Posted by: Kathybear | November 30, 2007 at 11:48 AM
I've been thinking maybe Santa should be saying "Hoohah, Hoohah, Hoohah!" Yeah, that's better.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | November 30, 2007 at 02:07 PM