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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
"His mouth and head move to the music..."
ummm...sure they do.
Posted by: bbescuela | November 18, 2007 at 03:29 PM
*lick, lick*
Mmmm...peppermint!
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 18, 2007 at 03:32 PM
he comes with a giant peppermint stick.
ok,
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | November 18, 2007 at 03:34 PM
rut roh
someone said ho!!
and YAY Annie!!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 18, 2007 at 03:41 PM
Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: bbescuela | November 18, 2007 at 03:44 PM
I don't want to mints (sic) words, but I really cannot bear to look at pictures like this. But it is just after lunchtime, so I'm feeling a little stuffed at the moment.
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 18, 2007 at 03:45 PM
Peppermint bear looks, um, REALLY happy to see us. My husband's eyes bugged out of his head from across the room when he saw this. Peppermint envy.
Posted by: Auntie M | November 18, 2007 at 03:52 PM
Peppermint stick? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? It's getting so hard to keep up.
Posted by: KOW | November 18, 2007 at 03:53 PM
As a side note, what's a "catalaog"? Is that where you find things like "peppermint sticks"?
Posted by: Auntie M | November 18, 2007 at 03:56 PM
12" Peppermint Stick? Hmmm.
Does he dress right or left?
Posted by: Igloo | November 18, 2007 at 03:59 PM
Who cares, iggy...he's fresh and minty!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 18, 2007 at 04:05 PM
"...and a horny New Year!"
You know some uber-bored copy writer was having fun with this.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 18, 2007 at 04:18 PM
It looks like Peppermint Bear is going to have a very merry Christmas.
Posted by: mm | November 18, 2007 at 04:22 PM
This reminds me of the baby bottle holder that was a rabbit with the bottle coming out of its groin. I'm serious; I've seen a photograph of it from the pre-Photoshop era.
Posted by: Phil | November 18, 2007 at 04:37 PM
Annie??
So...where do the batteries go??
Christmas B.O.B.!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 18, 2007 at 04:38 PM
mm - I think it's MRS. Peppermint Bear who's gonna have the merry Christmas!
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 18, 2007 at 04:45 PM
Have a holly, jolly Christmas.
Posted by: gjd | November 18, 2007 at 04:54 PM
WTG, Annie!
One track mind, but hey...............why not? ;)
Posted by: Eleanor | November 18, 2007 at 05:08 PM
That would be quite a festive look for Walter, now, wouldn't it?
Posted by: gjd | November 18, 2007 at 05:21 PM
Yes, it would, gjd, as well as cond0ms. Talk about yer gift-wrapping.
Just tryin' to get into the holiday spirit. Gotta have something to be thankful for. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 18, 2007 at 06:14 PM
That's a good idea for stocking stuffers...
Posted by: gjd | November 18, 2007 at 06:19 PM
LTTG but *SNOOOOOORK, Annie! Is a product of some Jordanian Metrology Institute?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | November 18, 2007 at 07:55 PM
Tosses a missing * and a 'this' up there.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | November 18, 2007 at 07:57 PM
It's a bit
harddifficult to see on the ad copy, but I have the impression that the "sign" after that "measurement" in the foto is NOT a " mark, but a ' mark ... which would mean (unless my eyes are werse than I thot -- entirely possible -- that this is a 12-FOOT peppermint stick ...... um ... wowser, I guess ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | November 18, 2007 at 08:45 PM
How many licks does it take to...
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 18, 2007 at 08:52 PM
Nothing says Christmas like the pepperwood bear!
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | November 18, 2007 at 08:58 PM
You all have sick minds, turning a perfectly innocent holiday gift into some perverted joke.
Carry on.
Posted by: chuck | November 18, 2007 at 09:51 PM
i thought peoples werent allowed to say ho ho ho anymore, lest they offend.... etc.
Posted by: queensbee | November 19, 2007 at 12:22 PM