BULLETIN BULLETIN OBNOXIOUS EVEN TO THE ELEPHANTS BULLETIN
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November 13, 2007
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FIRST to say that *I* did not send this in.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 13, 2007 at 04:56 PM
first to say she is just trying to geta free drink
Posted by: chaz | November 13, 2007 at 04:56 PM
How do elephants brew home-made rice beer? Without opposable thumbs?
Paris? Bueller?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 13, 2007 at 04:57 PM
Rampaging Elephants Trampling Paris Hilton WBAGNFA...no, no it wouldn't.
Newspaper headline, maybe. But not a RB.
Posted by: blurk | November 13, 2007 at 04:57 PM
Hi Siouxie...wanted to come on friday to Tabacco road but had to work
Posted by: chaz | November 13, 2007 at 04:58 PM
I didn't send it in, either. And it's kind of rainy and cloudy today. And getting dark already.
Posted by: Nookee | November 13, 2007 at 04:58 PM
"She announced plans to do charity work in Rwanda"
-doesn't Rwanda have enough problems?
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | November 13, 2007 at 04:59 PM
They are really heavy drinkers.
Posted by: blurk | November 13, 2007 at 04:59 PM
Chaz!! where have you been?? We had a great weekend. You'll just have to make it to the next one. YOU live here.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 13, 2007 at 05:00 PM
key quote: "The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site.
People were saying the same thing about her not too long ago.
Posted by: Nookee | November 13, 2007 at 05:00 PM
*snork* @ blurkie. Only 'cuz I hasn't snorked him in a while. And goodness knows he needs snorkin'.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 13, 2007 at 05:01 PM
well I don't think it's, "so an elephant walks into a bar..."
Posted by: mm | November 13, 2007 at 05:01 PM
Those farmers need to quit offering the free peanuts, it just makes 'em thirsty.
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | November 13, 2007 at 05:01 PM
*snorkie* @ blurkie
Look, Annie. He made a funny! You should keep him.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 13, 2007 at 05:02 PM
Well, that's good enough for me: she's obviously completely rehabilitated.
Posted by: Betsy | November 13, 2007 at 05:02 PM
Elephant Infestation WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Nookee | November 13, 2007 at 05:03 PM
I think, if she did charity 'work' in Rawanda, some starving person would give her a sammich.
Posted by: CJrun | November 13, 2007 at 05:04 PM
Headline should have read:
"Paris' Pickled Pachyderm Perdicament"
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | November 13, 2007 at 05:05 PM
Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll trample over her whilst drunken. That'll save the world.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 13, 2007 at 05:09 PM
BTW: AP Kills Paris Hilton Story
Story is GONE.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 13, 2007 at 05:13 PM
As they say, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. And Paris of all people should know that.
Posted by: KOW | November 13, 2007 at 05:14 PM
How interesting ... the story has now been changed to read "AP Kills Paris Hilton story."
(closing eyes and imagining the goodness of the world if new headline didn't use word "story.")
Posted by: Susannah Nation | November 13, 2007 at 05:15 PM
KOW-
Amen! Stupid is tough enough by itself
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | November 13, 2007 at 05:15 PM
Susannah- You mean you'd rather have it read: "AP kills Paris Hilton?"
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | November 13, 2007 at 05:17 PM
Paris walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "What'll ya have?" She pointed and said, "That' Shot!"
[STFU, CJ and go cook dinner, or something. ok]
Posted by: CJrun | November 13, 2007 at 05:18 PM
How long will it be until Lindsay Lohan jumps into help the coke snorting spider monkeys of Sudan? Just a thought.
Posted by: Doc Rick | November 13, 2007 at 05:27 PM
CJ, what's for dinner???
btw, did I tell you - you left your crab torture devices here??
Posted by: Siouxie | November 13, 2007 at 05:27 PM
Doc - I read your post without the word, "help." *shudder*
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 13, 2007 at 05:32 PM
Vic -- yup.
Posted by: Susannah Nation | November 13, 2007 at 05:34 PM
D.R. - coke snorting spider monkeys of Sudan
WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | November 13, 2007 at 05:43 PM
Here's a secondary link to a summary, but CAUTION on many bad words. From the same site (CAUTION!!) scroll down to see her deftly applied lipstick during that same trip to Japan. Yes, I was bored. 'Cause leftovers are for dinner.
Posted by: CJrun | November 13, 2007 at 05:45 PM
Doc Rick - What I meant was that my eye cut the word "help" out of your post - which left a horrible image for me of Lindsay Lohan jumping into a pile of coked-up monkeys. THAT was the shudder. You're my friend and I wouldn't insult you. Ever.
Posted by: DeskDiva | November 13, 2007 at 05:45 PM
DD-The problem with that visual is telling which primate (I'm giving Lindsay the benefit of the doubt)is which.
Posted by: Vic Tumofsoycumstance | November 13, 2007 at 05:49 PM
CJ, and if you keep scrolling down, you'll be able to see Sharon Stone's
camel toeoutfit.*ick*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 13, 2007 at 05:53 PM
lol blurk and cj.
Isn't she still on probation for trunk driving?
Posted by: SW | November 13, 2007 at 06:01 PM
Uhhhh, only if you click on the thumbnails or external links, which I don't usually do on that site. You clicked on a cameltoe link??!!
Posted by: CJrun | November 13, 2007 at 06:04 PM
CJ: thanks for the link to Repo: The Genetic Opera. Definitely looks like a classic.
And I still think the elephants wanted to help a drunken Paris Hilton.
But that's just me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 13, 2007 at 06:47 PM
Oh, AP killed the story about the ele/Paris Hilty. And I thought there was a typo (losing a hyphen). My bad.
Posted by: JEC666 | November 13, 2007 at 07:17 PM