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November 26, 2007

BEAUTY PAGEANTS

Not for the Weak

(Thanks to DavCat)

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I can see where she started to get swollen.

So much for trying for Miss Congeniality.

'I am with God and this is my goal, regardless of the results."'

Yikes! I think she's taking herself a little too seriously, don't you? Next thing you know she'll be running for Miramar City Commissioner.

Man, things have gotten rougher in PR. When my li'l sister was running for beauty queen in Humacao in the early 70's, which mainly consisted of raising money for the high school, she lost because another contestant's daddy stepped in at the last minute with a large check.

Yowzer.

Another article stressed a more interesting part of the story: But once backstage, she had to strip off her clothes and apply ice bags to her face and body, which swelled and broke out in hives twice.

But no pictures, unfortunately.

This is never a problem in Pepperland.

*SMACKS Jeff*

Now if they'd done like the high school football players do and put HEET in her thong, that woulda got rid of her.

"At one point I said, 'Am I a masochist?"' she said.
Apparently so. All "beauty queens" seem to be... Although I could be wrong.

Ice packs? I thought they only used those for...um...perkiness.

I wonder if she uses Pepperation H for bags under her eyes?

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