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November 28, 2007

ATTENTION, COUPLES WHO WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER

Here you go. Literally.

(Via Gizmodo)

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"Click here for more images"

Nooo thanks.

*jaw drops*

*can't close it*

Thanks, but, ummmmm....no.

awwwww

the couple that sh!ts together...stays together.

How romantic. It's like a love chair only grosserer.

Key product detail: An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station.

So now the typical male can hear "Why don't you turn that TV off and just listen to me for 10 minutes??" even while sharing a lovely communal poop with his lovely bride, huzzah!

*Made in China*

Can you get lead poisoning of the butt?

"TwoDaLoo" Snork!

What happens if you flush simultaneously?

The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between.

A privacy wall?? WTFBBQ FOR???

I nominate for Worst Idea Ever.

but does it share one roll of TP?

the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time

Nope.

Chinese marriage ceremony translated:

"Will you have this man to be your husband; to live together in the covenant of marriage? Will you love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, defecate with and wipe him, in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, be faithful to him as long as you both shall live?"

"I will.

"Will you have this woman to be your wife; to live together in the covenant of marriage? Will you love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, defecate with and wipe her, in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, be faithful to her as long as you both shall live?"

"I will."

Rip off! Saturday Night Live had a sketch of this years ago. Kevin Nealon and Victoria Jackson, I think. Yup, I found it. It was called "The Love Toilet."

Yet again, life imitates art.

Or this.

Brainy, I remember that!!! TOO FUNNY!

I'd call it the Sigfried and 'Rhoid.

Minimum order: 12

That's a whole lot of couples therapy going on.

Wouldn't ya know it. Tryin' to take away the last bastion of peace and quiet a man can find.

Lol SW

I don't think it's such a good idea for couples to be use the loo at the same time, but this way the man can leave the seat up without getting in trouble.

I be needing to preview my posts before hitting the enter key.

Some ideas should just be still born. The toilet's the only place where I can be sure to find peace and quiet, we have three in the house and one is mine all mine.

"Tryin' to take away the last bastion of peace and quiet a man can find."

Lol, blurk. Now I know what annie's getting you for xmas.

But what would the magazine rack hold? I guess Victoria's Secret catalogs would be a good compromise.

Who gets to light the match?

Who gets to put out the match?

This is worse than those nightmares people sometimes have of being on the loo and then realizing you're out in public...

loodicrous!

Ditto ubetcha, at the name TwoDaLoo.

Blurk: "Tryin' to take away the last bastion of peace and quiet a man can find."

Blurk...change that to person and I agree. I used to read in the bathroom to get away from...everybody.

I had to show this to my wife because she didn't believe me. What possible use can this be? Anyone who can spend 1400 on a toilet is wealthy enough to be able to have two toilet rooms. Any idea how many of these have sold?

April first is tricky. It gets harder to pain down every year. Cuz clearly it's today. Because that is not real.

There are some practicality issues here, too. How would you coordinate the timing? Do you ask your spouse to just 'hold it' for an hour or two 'til you're ready?

That "modest privacy wall" better double as a sound barrier.

*SNORKSNORKOMGSNORK* @ everybody!!

I remember that sketch and am just cracking up over this whole concept, but I cannot believe it's this many hours later and no one has asked the pressing question yet - is it lo-flow?!

I've only been married 5 weeks now, so maybe this is coming (going?) as a late wedding present - from all our ex's? (ok, that sounded better before I typed it.)

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