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October 30, 2007

WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, OFFICER?

(Thanks to Ellie)

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Bring out your dead, bring out your dead...

But I'm not dead yet

Oh you've been feeling poorly for a while now. Probably won't last another day.

Read "Stiff" by Mary Roach and a simple truck full of heads will not seem so unusual any more.

LOL, AA.

But I'm feeling better. I think I'll go for a walk.

Was this like "Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag" with Joe Pesci?

Which was a pretty dumb movie by the way.

Although medical schools such as UT Southwestern used to be the only place to donate your body, new companies have popped up.

Now everyone wants your body.

Unfortunately, it's my DEAD body they want...

*sigh*

That reminds me - I need to clean out the garage.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

You'll be allowed to continue driving with a load of severed heads.

You're not fooling anyone.

Isn't there something you can do?

*WHOP!*

Holy Grail Scene 2

This kind of medical donation gives new meaning to the term 'giving head.' Just sayin'.

LOL Al, classic

Lt. Baker said, "When you are carrying human body parts, it's good to have some documentation that they are legitimate."

Now they tell me!

Beautiful, Bãrön. But in this case, I would not want to be the one GETTING head.

Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do.
...
Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
And drive his head around the country in the back of a truck.

I take it, then, that the gentleman who left his leg in his smoker will NOT be donating his body to science.

If his family has a hard time keeping track of his body parts while he's still alive, how much harder will it be once he's dead!

Chris, you can also use 'em as "Head-on-a-Stick" Halloween decorations.

*Snork* @ DPC. You made me spray coffee on my keyboard...

DD, giving it would be less than fun too.

It's so dificult to get a head these days...

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