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October 28, 2007

WE KNEW IT

Aliens are using secret weapons to attack our major appliances.

(Thanks to DavCat)

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*Makes note to stock up on tin foil and metal collanders to sell to the Italian government*

"This contrasts with Father Amorth's explanation. "I've seen things like this before," he said. "Demons occupy a house and appear in electrical goods. Let's not forget Satan and his followers have immense powers."

But the conclusion that aliens had been responsible was backed up by numerous interviews with residents who claimed to have seen UFOs overhead at the time of the fires."

Do you suppose it might have been the demon rum?

"mag-ma...produces flammable gas"
Would that be the younger, lesser known brother of Yo-Yo Ma?

Hey guys! I woulda dropped in here earlier, but I was wrapping my fridge in tinfoil.

Prof, can you send me some?? I'm all out. Did ya'll know that it takes a LOT of tin foil to wrap a house???

case, I started with the fridge...then kept going.

The Vatican has an exorcist???? And they must have more than one because they said "chief exorcist". WTD? no "F" because it's the Vatican

Who knew?

Hmmm, Maybe El's hit it on the head. All this time we've been saying WTFBBQ, the BBQ part has been happening over in Italy...

BWAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm willing to be the government there went out to the most remote and superstitious part of the country to test their "new equipment". Or aliens.

I guess I should count myself lucky that the worst I ever had was the mice chewing the rubber covering off of my *NEW* dishwasher motor.

Exterminator to get rid of the mice - $150
Repair man to replace rubber motor cover - $150
Peace of mind and a working dishwasher - Priceless

Daisy, we once had a washer that had a hose that would mysteriously fail and flood the floor with all it's contents. We soon found out a freaking rodent was doing it!

key quote: "I haven't seen any little green men but I know some people have seen UFOs."

sounds like they might've been blessing the holy wine just a little too much...

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