THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS CUT OUR ELEPHANTS OFF AFTER 80 OR 90 BEERS

(Thanks to Mike Reitz and Siouxie)

Comments

[Sherbert]

Sounds like Friday night.

[Punkin Poo]

So that's why they call them WILD elephants!

[Hammond Rye]

"Mrrrrrnnnttttt, Y'all! Mrrrrnnnnnnttt mrrrrnnnt!"

*Roughly translated from elephantish: "Hey, Y'all! Watch this!"*

[Punkin Poo]

"Don't pee on the electric fence..."

Science related question: Is elephant pee a good conductor of electricity? Discuss.

[DeskDiva]

*MrrrrrnnntttttSNORK* @ Hammie!!

One does wonder how they developed a taste for this rice beer.

[AmerInParis]

That's so sad! OK, so maybe I'm not in humour mode today...

[Meanie the Blue]

I'm thinking the occasional deer in my backyard are not so bad after all.

[DeskDiva]

Just DON'T feed them rice beer, Meanie.

[Wyo Cowboy]

SAVE AN ELEPHANT, DRINK MORE BEER!

at last, my life has purpose.

[daisymae]

I wonder if that would qualify as 'binge drinking'?

[Meanie the Blue]

I probably don't need to, Diva. One recently went racing down a commercial block in my town, tried to turn a corner, and wound up crashing through a store window.

[ellie]

*SNORK* @ Wyo!

[Wench Lizzy]

Haha! Stupid animals! Humans would never be that stupid after drinking beer!

[Kathybear]

Meanie- an elephant in Montclair??? Or was it a deer in disguise (like the elephant in the green felt beanie - doesn't anyone know elephant jokes anymore?)?

[Meanie the Blue]

Well, there's always this old standby, K-Bear.

And here's a local news article about the elephant deer that (fatally) went through the store window.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

"Tastes great!!"

"Less filli... Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a frikkin elephant! Tastes Great!"

[Olo Baggins of Bywater]

My (real) last name rhymes with elephant so at first glance I though something might have gone wrong at a family get-together. Whew, that was close.

[Olo Baggins of Bywater]

thought

[Meanie the Blue]

Olo - as long as you stick with 80 to 90 beers you should be fine.

[MOTW]

Hmm - rhetorical question: how do you eat an elephant?
humorous answer: one bite at a time

How do you kill an elephant?
One barrel of rice beer at a time.

Naw, I got nothin'.

[WriterDude]

I'm thinking that the occasional deer or mountain lion incursion we get in these parts might not be so bad after all.

However, there's still a shotgun between them and my homebrew buckets.

[JEC666]

Elephants-India's squirrels?

[Jeff Meyerson]

6 drunk elephants electrocute themselves

Now that is an excellent name for a rock band.

[calamari joe]

Perhaps the elephants were trying to lose weight...

http://boortz.com/more/video/beer_diet.html

[Jazzzz]

there was a "blue law" on the books in the town where I grew up. No serving beer to an elephant in the street. Arose after a visiting circus elephant became drunk and disorderly with the help of some local good 'ol boys.