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October 24, 2007

THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS CUT OUR ELEPHANTS OFF AFTER 80 OR 90 BEERS

(Thanks to Mike Reitz and Siouxie)

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Sounds like Friday night.

So that's why they call them WILD elephants!

"Mrrrrrnnnttttt, Y'all! Mrrrrnnnnnnttt mrrrrnnnt!"

*Roughly translated from elephantish: "Hey, Y'all! Watch this!"*

"Don't pee on the electric fence..."


Science related question: Is elephant pee a good conductor of electricity? Discuss.

*MrrrrrnnntttttSNORK* @ Hammie!!

One does wonder how they developed a taste for this rice beer.

That's so sad! OK, so maybe I'm not in humour mode today...

I'm thinking the occasional deer in my backyard are not so bad after all.

Just DON'T feed them rice beer, Meanie.

SAVE AN ELEPHANT, DRINK MORE BEER!

at last, my life has purpose.

I wonder if that would qualify as 'binge drinking'?

I probably don't need to, Diva. One recently went racing down a commercial block in my town, tried to turn a corner, and wound up crashing through a store window.

*SNORK* @ Wyo!

Haha! Stupid animals! Humans would never be that stupid after drinking beer!

Meanie- an elephant in Montclair??? Or was it a deer in disguise (like the elephant in the green felt beanie - doesn't anyone know elephant jokes anymore?)?

Well, there's always this old standby, K-Bear.

And here's a local news article about the elephant deer that (fatally) went through the store window.

"Tastes great!!"

"Less filli... Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a frikkin elephant! Tastes Great!"

My (real) last name rhymes with elephant so at first glance I though something might have gone wrong at a family get-together. Whew, that was close.

thought

Olo - as long as you stick with 80 to 90 beers you should be fine.

Hmm - rhetorical question: how do you eat an elephant?
humorous answer: one bite at a time

How do you kill an elephant?
One barrel of rice beer at a time.

Naw, I got nothin'.

I'm thinking that the occasional deer or mountain lion incursion we get in these parts might not be so bad after all.

However, there's still a shotgun between them and my homebrew buckets.

Elephants-India's squirrels?

6 drunk elephants electrocute themselves

Now that is an excellent name for a rock band.

Perhaps the elephants were trying to lose weight...

http://boortz.com/more/video/beer_diet.html

there was a "blue law" on the books in the town where I grew up. No serving beer to an elephant in the street. Arose after a visiting circus elephant became drunk and disorderly with the help of some local good 'ol boys.

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