IT'S GOT TO STOP

Uganda cracks down on toiletlessness.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

We are starting the timer now, to see how long it takes for somebody to note that police have nothing to go on.

Totally Unexpected Result: Incredibly, Siouxie wins, with a time of under a minute.

In Other Toilet News: We have (also thanks to cutting-edge commode journalist Claire Martin) this photo, which appears to prove that even electrons have to go to the bathroom.

Comments

[Siouxie]

um...do ya'll think police will have something to go on??

[Betsy]

I'm probably not the *first* to suggest that "Toilet Defaulters" would....well, you know.

[Betsy]

Simul with Siouxie! Woohoo!

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

We're sending astronauts to the sun? Do they know what mission they signed on for?

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

And the police DO have something to do on, just like everyone else there: Bushes.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

...to GO on...

(stoopid, frikkin rhino virus...)

[Siouxie]

YAY Betsy!!

Wow..I'm with you Chris. I didn't know our space program was so advanced. Maybe that Astronut will sign up for it.

[Siouxie]

I WON I WON!

what did I win?? (btw, ms. judi still owes me some Paris Hilton TP!)

[Jeff Meyerson]

Siouxie, you win a Pit Latrine (which WBAGNFARB).

Aren't you happy?

[Siouxie]

Does it come with Brad??

If so, then YES!!

[DeskDiva, Prom Queen]

here are a few brads for you to pick from, sioux!

[2dogs]

Hey, bushes are good enough for my dog. What's the big deal?

[Annie Where-but-here]

And a few pits for jeffy to decide whether they'd BAGNFARB.

[Wench Lizzy]

$hitting Electrons WBAGNFARB as well.

[Michael]

"Siouxie, you win a Pit Latrine..."
Some assembly required.

[DaChew]

"It's lamentable that while the Americans and the Europeans are visiting the moon... "

Bravely going where no man has gone before.

[ubetcha]

And to think I just got back from my second round of mammograms in 2 weeks, which took 2 hours, and 8 shots later they still can't tell what they're looking at. Yet we can get photos like this??? The surface of the moon is clearer in photos than my mammy was and it's almost 240,000 miles away! WTFBBQ???

Sorry. Carry on.

[pogo]

Chris's rhino has a virus?

ubetcha's mammy is 240,000 miles away? I thought she was down on the Swanee!

[SW]

...and they don't have a pot to p*ss in either.

(Wouldn't that be number two on the list of most obvious cracks?)

I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got...
I got Uganda
I got Uganda

[Toiletlessness Man]

Here I come to save the daaaaayy!

[gjd]

Did anyone else have trouble reading the word "toiletlessness"?

[Siouxie]

gjd, no. Then again, I read it in Spanish.

[gjd]

{ubetcha} That must be so frustrating! I hope they figure it all out for you soon w/ no more boob smooshing!

[gjd]

lol, Siouxie. I'd try that, but then I wouldn't know what it was that I was having trouble reading in the first place.

[igloo]

Chisai Benjo
Now I know why MS Windows (pick a flavor) crashes.
It won't flush, and without a doubt it must be lo-flow.

[DeskDiva, Prom Queen]

gjd - yes, I did. LOL

[ubetcha]

Thanks gjd. It's only calcium and I've been going through this every time I move. They just like to play with their equipment. This technician was actually on the floor on her knees under the machine pushing the sucker up before she squished it. ISIANMTU. That was a new one for me.

I know they're beginning to succumb to gravity but they're not to my knees yet. Geesh.

[Texas]

Deskdiva.

Your name is WAY too close to 'DeskDiva,Porn Queen'.

[wickedwitch]

ubetcha - been there, done that for the last 8 years. couple of rounds of mammograms, then ultra-sounds, then miraluma, then fine needle aspirations, then ... . but at least someone is paying attention to them. at my age, they are always greatful for a little attention, even if it's the wrong kind.

[Siouxie]

(((((ubetcha))))))) squeeeeeeezin' ya! (sorry)

I'm sure it's sooooooooo frustrating though. Again, a man invented this. Possibly The Marquis de Sade.

[ubetcha]

That's where the expression "t!ts in a wringer" came from.

wicked - you must be in heaven come pap smear time.

[Annie Where-but-here]

My tech usually says, "Now don't move." To which I reply, "What the heck did you think I was gonna do - tap dance?"

[Eleanor]

Yes, I got a snail mail letter from my HNO last week. I knew there was a problem when it started,
Dear Eleanor,
way too friendly.
It's time, it said, for your mammogram. squish

I'm going to ignore it like I did last year - until they called! and wouldn't take no for an answer. Sheesh.

OK.
Back to toilets. :)

[DeskDiva, Prom Queen]

Tex, maybe it ain't my name that's the problem. ;-)

[Siouxie]

I'm off!

Annie, I cut one of the cookies in pieces and gave the rest of the peeps a little taste. They all LOVED it! Can that be my dinner tonight?? Should go well with boxed wine, right?

Kristen's gonna be in heaven!!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Siouxie - you're making all the bloggers drool. Even the ones who don't usually. And go for it - that was my breakfast. The peanut butter in the chips must have some protein. Up, up, and away!!!!

[DeskDiva, Prom Queen]

I always have to have protein for breakfast.

What?

[Eleanor]

That should be HMO.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Hey, El, ready to go trick or treating? I think Cleveland is a good place to start taking candy from babies. Bwahaha....

[gjd]

Alright, Annie and Siouxie, I was doing okay up until you started getting specific and now I need peanut butter! You shouldn't bring snacks to the blog unless you have enough to share with everybody! ;-)

BTW,Siouxie, from the sound of these cookies, you'd be nuts to NOT have them for supper!

[gjd]

I have to admit that I haven't had my first mammogram yet, but I find myself hoping for incredible technology advances in the next 4 years!

[Annie Where-but-here]

gjd - I DID bring enough for everyone. Didn't Siouxie share them? I told her to. That wench!
They're just your basic chocolate chip cookie, with double chocolate chips, peanut butter chips, really gooey and soft...oh, and peanut butter M&Ms on top. Like Mrs. Fields, but better. just enough brown sugar dough to hold the chips together.

[J.E.C.666]

Going to the sun... it's okay, we'll go at night.

[daisymae]

Thanks for the correction, EL. I was puzzling over what an HNO could be.

Yes, I, for one, had great difficulty reading *toiletlessness*. And I couldn't figure out what the h*ll the picture was (I mean it looks like a toilet...but how big is it?)

[J.E.C.666]

As far as "apot to...", that'd have to be number one.

[gjd]

NO, she did not share...unless she did while I wasn't in the room. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt since she seems like a nice lady. (But I wouldn't blame her if she didn't b/c those sound like MUCH better than your average cookie. Is it a recipe you share?)

[igloo]

I thought Eleanor was being accurate with HNO...
Health Not Optional
Health Not Organization
Have No Operation
Humanity Never Observed.

[Siouxie]

Annie, Kristen ate one on the way home! Was like WOW!

I need this recipe!!!

gjd, uh..I left them on top of the blog bar. Dave must have eaten them.

[CJrun]

Daisy, that pic is an SEM, a Scanning Electron Micrograph. They're the coolest/prettiest and the easiest to do, because you just bounce X-Rays off of a surface. However, SEMs are not used for really small stuff, so what you are seeing there is not much smaller than a human hair, if that.

[gjd]

I should have known better than to blame you, Siouxie.

Dave? I'll settle for donuts tomorrow, if you polished off the cookies.

[Eleanor]

Annie, I love the trick or treat basket!

thank you, igloo. better late than never..;)

[land shark]

Mammogram.

[Jazzzz]

I wondered when they would CRACK down of this *groan*