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October 23, 2007

GUYS

They are zealous.

(Thanks to Larry Martell)

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the cops are giving out grades now?

crossgirl - certain cops do. :)

perhaps the burglars were a little smashed?

They were fined an additional $2 because as Wells Fargo accountholders, they were robbing an out-of-network ATM.

Would you like a receipt for this transaction?

I like it when they taunt dumb crooks. This is from a local paper - "Vandals scrawled misspelled graffiti on the retaining wall of a new housing track at the intersection of Los Angeles Avenue and Millard Street."
Maybe they'll make them stay after gangsta school and scrawl it 50 times on a chalkboard wall.

So was that an article or a transcription?

Serves Bank of America right. Those idiots lost 2 of my paycheck deposits in 3 months when I banked with them. Both times it was the same teller who screwed it up. Needless to say I closed my account and switched banks.

Annie, it doesn't count as a very good taunt if the paper doesn't spell 'tract' correctly. *texts AWBH an asbestos force field*

And no, I'm not bitter. Nor do I own a front end loader. But if I did....

Aw, Doc. Trust me, Commerce Bank is MUCH worse. I need a credit union instead.

Rick, if you want, I can arrange a little break-in withdrawal. I know people that know people...

*calls Tio Pepe's construction company"

First to say, "Oops!"

CJ - I know. But it's the thought that counts.

Doc - you're supposed to steal the equipment, not buy it. Sheesh.

Overheard by 2 guys walkng away from scene...

"Number one, I did too say 'REVERSE'! Number two, if you hadn't taken the stupid Viagra, you would have heard me!!!"

*Smashed Cash* WBAGNFARB, I think.

Hey, Mot, can you hear me? I have friends in Vista, CA and they're not in the path of the major fires at present.

AWBH wrote: This is from a local paper - "Vandals scrawled misspelled graffiti on the retaining wall of a new housing track at the intersection of Los Angeles Avenue and Millard Street

We had some smarties like that here, too. Apparent satanists who wrote "Satin is God". I guess they could have just been fond of slippery sheets.

*snork* @ gjd! I guess it IS pretty comfy.

I went to go use an ATM kiosk in the mall where I worked one day and found it to be gone.
Yep, gone.
Nothing there, just a spot where it used to be, gone.
I found out later the same afternoon that a couple of guys had just come in dressed as workmen and simply wheeled the thing away like it was a washer from Sears or something.
Amazing what stupid as stunt will actually work,
I don't think they ever caught the guys who 'shoplifted' the ATM from the mall...
As most perpertrators of this kind of crime are caught by a trail left when they spend the money,
the bulldozer bandits have made the cleanest get away yet-
they don't have any money to spend!
They could just be the criminal masterminds of the century...

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