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October 24, 2007
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I'm guessing she read a previous blog posting with a similar theme that gave her the idea.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 24, 2007 at 09:52 AM
"When she said I vant to suck you
r... I thought she was talking about something else."Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | October 24, 2007 at 09:56 AM
Ah, men. After a woman says "suck", the
northbrain shutdown sequence begins...Posted by: Nurse Tammy | October 24, 2007 at 09:59 AM
Absolutely right, NT. Mine almost shut down while I was typing that last statement.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | October 24, 2007 at 10:01 AM
Almost? *contemplates* The force must be strong with this one...
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | October 24, 2007 at 10:03 AM
Well... it was me saying it and not a woman. I was able to resist my own utterance. Yours, however, gave me a
northbrain lock.Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | October 24, 2007 at 10:05 AM
He: So, I'm thirsty, what about you?
She: Oh, definitely.
He: What do you like? I've got all sorts of stuff.
She: O positive?
He: Oh, absolutely. I definitely have pretty much anything you can name.
She: Plasma?
He: Well ... sure. It's HD. Might be a good idea to just relax a bit first, I guess. Here's the remote. Now about that drink....
She: Hemoglobin?
He: Hmmm. Never heard of that one. So many fancy cocktails nowadays.....
She: Where's your kitchen?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 24, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Sooooo...Dracula had a "personality disorder"???
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 24, 2007 at 10:10 AM
"When he escaped, she chased him with a pickax."
If I had a nickel for everytime this happened to me...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | October 24, 2007 at 10:14 AM
Tammy, Doll - you kill me!!
*gives Hammie a nickel*
Posted by: DeskDiva | October 24, 2007 at 10:18 AM
Things I've learned from this blog that I can teach my kids:
TO MY DAUGHTERS: Never EVER agree to doing a sex tape. It will always come back to haunt you (and even if it doesn't, your father will kill you.)
TO MY SONS: Never EVER agree to be tied up during sex. Just trust me on this.
Posted by: Scott | October 24, 2007 at 10:19 AM
He's bloody lucky her name wasn't Loretta, or she might have bobb'd it for him!
Posted by: Davec | October 24, 2007 at 10:25 AM
That was "Lorena", you know.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | October 24, 2007 at 10:31 AM
(wonders if there's a 12-Step program for this?)
Posted by: daisymae | October 24, 2007 at 10:35 AM
So stabbing someone and chasing them with a pick axe is a "personality disorder"? Ya think?
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | October 24, 2007 at 11:07 AM
Scott, I take it she is not your daughter?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | October 24, 2007 at 11:25 AM
Okay, so what is the moral to take away from this story? Is it that drugs are bad, alcohol is bad or just the combination of the two? The weekend quickly approaches and inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: KOW | October 24, 2007 at 12:00 PM
But Philly people are just so darned attractive.
Posted by: JEC666 | October 24, 2007 at 12:58 PM
If they're not from Philly, blame my computer; I do.
Posted by: JEC666 | October 24, 2007 at 01:01 PM
I want to type, but I have to stop giggling first. Ah, to see the look on his face when he sees the knife and "becomes concerned".
Posted by: gjd | October 24, 2007 at 01:29 PM
She sounds like a "whack" job to me.
Posted by: ubetcha | October 24, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Ok, they're not from Philly but 10 years? She did say she was sorry.
Posted by: JEC666 | October 24, 2007 at 01:40 PM
This is outrageous that she gets sentenced at this very busy time of year for those so inclined to drink blood...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | October 24, 2007 at 01:44 PM
KOW: I think the moral is, a 46-year-old guy who goes home with a girl half his age should know at least one Latin phrase: Caveat Emptor.
Which applies even if she wasn't charging.
Posted by: WriterDude | October 24, 2007 at 02:42 PM
Best line in Edgar's link:
"This is the most scandalous and controversial thing that has ever happened in Vietnam's virtual world," says journalist Hung Nguyen.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 24, 2007 at 02:52 PM
Huh.
Tryst = that ?
Huh - that i did not know.
Posted by: ifits_not_1thing_its3 | October 24, 2007 at 04:19 PM
mugshot <---- click there
Posted by: ifits_not_1thing_its3 | October 24, 2007 at 05:00 PM
She thought she was a vampire?
Tied up. Check.
Victim. Check,
Stab/puncture. Check.
Drink blood.
Check, please?
Maybe he was not her "type"?
Posted by: Pirateboy | October 24, 2007 at 05:00 PM
Seems like an excellent reason to not let yourself be tied up by someone you barely know.
Posted by: Kristina L. | October 24, 2007 at 10:31 PM