AMAZING HE DIDN'T SET OFF THE METAL DETECTOR
Florida Man Shot Three Times, but Still Makes Flight to New York
(Thanks to akubbs)
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October 24, 2007
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Shot playing poker? I'm sure it was just a flush wound.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 24, 2007 at 03:28 PM
No offense, Dave, but he probably had a choice between Florida medical care and New York and... well, you make the call.
Maybe his bullets were in a clear one quart resealable bag?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 24, 2007 at 03:32 PM
Anyone who has paid the fees to reschedule a flight will understand why he didn't want to miss it.
PS: That woman needs to attend target practice. Sheesh!
Posted by: ellie | October 24, 2007 at 03:34 PM
LOL Annie!
Posted by: ellie | October 24, 2007 at 03:34 PM
Here's another link to the story that, ahem, I sent Dave on Tuesday.
Posted by: fivver | October 24, 2007 at 03:40 PM
Police forced him to go to a hospital? what did they do, hold a gun on him? And what happened to his rights to bleed on a New York bound plane. Nosey fellow-passengers. I blame my computer,
Posted by: JEC666 | October 24, 2007 at 03:48 PM
Compared with the pain of commercial air travel, being shot three times is nothing.
Posted by: Guin | October 24, 2007 at 03:53 PM
Shoot three times during poker if you want me
Twice on the torso, if it's really love
Oh baby
Shoot three times during poker if you want me
Stab me with a knife, if you ain't gonna show
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | October 24, 2007 at 04:00 PM
How did he make it through the strip search and metal detectors? Inquiring minds......
Posted by: Meditrina | October 24, 2007 at 04:02 PM
No one has asked the most important question! What happened to his luggage?
Posted by: casey | October 24, 2007 at 04:05 PM
"It's just a flesh wound!"
Posted by: Guin | October 24, 2007 at 04:06 PM
I hate sitting next to somebody that has a leak.
Posted by: CJrun | October 24, 2007 at 04:14 PM
hey, he was on his way to -- here -- albany. it was all over the local news. people thought he must be tres strange. you all in florida dont own the strangeoids. we gots plenty of em up here....[hum the Deliverance theme...]
Posted by: queensbee | October 24, 2007 at 04:22 PM
Poker? Nah, sounds like she poked him. (Sorry, I know that sounds too much like Rectum?- Damn near killed 'em) The 5 card stud had ladies wild.
Posted by: a different dave | October 24, 2007 at 04:23 PM
If she had been armed with the Hello Kitty AK47, she wouldn't have missed.
I'm betting alcohol was somehow involved.
Posted by: Suzy Q | October 24, 2007 at 04:33 PM
That's what he gets for hiding Bullets up his sleeve.
Posted by: CJrun | October 24, 2007 at 04:38 PM
you might be a redneck...
Posted by: mama_bel | October 24, 2007 at 04:40 PM
Poker? No we just played cards.
Posted by: JEC666 | October 24, 2007 at 05:27 PM
In other words-
Bullet wounds = yes
Short skirt = no
Whatta country.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 24, 2007 at 05:34 PM
Alcohol--Yes.
Cheating--you betcha.
Shot 3 times--might have even been an ex.
Posted by: shell | October 24, 2007 at 10:57 PM
That guys story was so full of holes.
Posted by: dragonlady474 | October 24, 2007 at 11:40 PM