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October 31, 2007

A BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO?

We are extremely shocked.

(Thanks to Brent S.)

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they put him in handcuffs for the safety of the gallery.

HUGE SNORK @ sex with pavements !!!!!
WTFBBQ ?????????
OMG - what will they think of next ?
Wondering if "sex with pavements" WBAGNFARB ?

Talk about pounding the pavement...

But was it a consenting bike?

He would have been better off sticking with his unicycle.

to hotel police:"You don't have to get all Huffy!"

Maybe he thought it was mountin' bike?

IT may not be his fault completely. I betcha that skanky bike was just begging to be ridden!

SNORK @ all y'all!

I'll bet it wasn't the first time around the block for that shameless huffy. I even heard she blew a tire.

Siouxie, that reminds me of Rip Torn excusing his having had s@x with a lamb in Songwriter by saying she (the lamb) was giving him the eye.

NTTAWWT

Well, actually, there is.

why exactly is this illegal? he was alone in his room. i'm not saying i'd personally try it, but what a man does with his bike in the privacy of his hostel room is nobody else's business.

Okay, I may be a little out of it today, but I'm confused. The guy was in the privacy of a hotel room, which I'm assuming he paid for. This makes sort of like being in his home--there is some expectation of privacy. Granted, having sex with a bicycle is off the charts strange, but is it actually illegal?

Exactly, Megan and DimWitte! I say that you should be able to have sex with any consenting inanimate object you so desire! Look at Bill Clinton.

*ducks*

and Tipper Gore

*ducks again*

Okay, how does a man have sex with a pavement without needing immediate medical attention? I do not need to know that actually.

Yes, yes, yes. That is all well and good, but we need to know if he was wearing protection...

HELMET, ELBOW PADS, WRIST PADS, KNEEPADS, RAINCOAT™

Sorta bafflin' quote: ... wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

That specific usage seems to be redundant and repetitive ... merely observin' ...

if she was the town bike...

The Brits always seem to have a few things backward. See, it's perfectly okay to pump your bycycle up and down the street, but don't do it in the privacy of your hotel room. And I guess it's okay to pump yourself in the privacy of your hotel room, but not on the street. Confusing, no?

I've never been able to understand the Brits either, Davec - one word - Camilla.

snorking here...coffee.out. nose.... mayhap the brits have a different definition of 'pavements' maybe it means luxury yacht over there...

Come to think of it, I have seen tassles on some bikes ..... mostly kids' bikes, but ......

...having sex with a bike in court
brazen to say the least

Nunny the blue: Those were Bi-cycles.

" ... wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down."

Also, why do we need to know the T-shirt was white? I mean besides the fact that it gives us all an unfortunately clear mental picture.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

He could have said he was greasing up his bike.

As long as it wasn't a trike, I see no harm done. Those three-wheelers are just too young!

*gaspchokesnork* all the way down the thread!!

I leave for ONE lousy groundbreaking and you all go off without me!!

LOL Suzy!

Yeah, Suzy, and the two wheelers that are still wearing training bras wheels.

Must have been one of those seats that have a hole in the middle. Supposedly for help with the nerves.

Chain chain chain....chain of tool fools

What's wrong with peddling your wares?

Headline on the page:
"Man who had sex with bike in court"

Wow, I bet the jury was shocked into silence.

In keeping with the spirit of Halloween...

I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike

I think Freddy makes a valid point.

I guess that makes him a pedalphile

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