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Snake Head 'n' Beans

(Thanks to ubetcha)

Comments

[daisymae]

Oh, yuk! What is it with all the gross food stuff today?

*may never eat breakfast*

[Lairbo]

Yes, but did it taste like chicken? And, where's the rest of the snake?

[lilrascal]

Frog tacos make more sense.

[fivver]

Oh my, I'm suffering mental anguish from just reading the article. Can I join in the lawsuit lottery court case?

[Siouxie]

I smell a set up.

*wondering what I can chop up and stick in a can of soup*

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Weren't they a comedy team back in the 30's?

[Meanie the Blue]

Sue the pants off 'em. If they can't keep beans out of a can of snake head, they shouldn't be in the business.

[crossgirl]

gift with purchase?

[mudstuffin]

got snake head 'n beans
you know what i mean
projectile vomiting
like you never seen
got meat in the kitchen
a bird on the grill
a bass in the blender
wanna eat what i kill

but you know it's rare - aw, you know what i mean
i ain't never seen a can beans winkin' at me

got frogs in my salad
and e-coli too
got monkeys in marinade
gettin' ready for you
i got kittens in aspic
just a jigglin' on the shelf
when i opened up them beans
i nearly p1ssed myself

but you know it's rare - aw, you know what i mean
i ain't never seen a can beans winkin' at me

[Siouxie]

mud!! I've missed your snake prose!

[Annie Where-but-here]

*wondering what I can chop up and stick in a can of soup*
Siouxie - the last 4 threads might give you some ideas.

[Jeff Meyerson]

I sent that one too. Key line:

"It was ... yuck, it was really yuck," she said. "It was gross."

No sh!t, Sherlock.

Maybe that's what the Swedish game show host had for lunch that day.

[SW]

Yes, cg. It was a can of Cracker Jack beans.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Snakes on a plate.
(can we still say that?)

[Siouxie]

hmmm Annie, you're right... frank & beans

[Annie Where-but-here]

Frank? The snake's name was 'Frank?'

[Olo Baggins of Bywater]

So, what kind of snake? Garter? Rattler? Trouser?

[crossgirl]

snake heads, snake heads,
chewy gooey snake heads,
eat 'em up, eat 'em up, yum!

[daisymae]

snork @ mudstuffin and cg

[Edgar Greenberg]

Thanks for that story Dave. You were this close to making me look like that Swedish gal*.

*As in vomiting. Being a man, I think actually looking like her would be embarrassing.

[Annie Where-but-here]

EG - you could do worse. In fact, you probably have.

[Annie Where-but-here]

belated 'snork' to crossgirl for 'gift with purchase.'
Who's coordinating the betting pool re:time it takes to hire attorney for 'ew/gross/yuk negligence'?

[Punkin Poo]

There's not enough ketchup in the world....

[Annie Where-but-here]

There's not enough chocolate in the world....
There's not enough cute guys in the world.... There's not enough chocolate-covered cute guys in the world....

[crossgirl]

agrees whole heatedly with annie!

[Annie Where-but-here]

'whole heatedly' - Freudian slip or is it getting hot in here?

[padraig]

Snakehead & beans? What's wrong with that?

Oh wait, I thought you meant href="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:H3Pma7SzIJVuPM:www.cqj.dk/Fotos/CQJ-Snakehead.JPG">snakehead
fish. Delicious with beans, but make sure you remove all the teeth when cleaning.

[Siouxie]

*joins the gals in agreement*

There's not enough shoes OR chocolate-covered shoes in the world, even.

[padraig]

(and now, a properly previewed post)

Snakehead & beans? What's wrong with that?

Oh wait, I thought you meant snakehead fish. Delicious with beans, but make sure you remove all the teeth when cleaning.

[crossgirl]

nah, annie, that was exactly what i meant. just the thought of cute chocolate covered guys warmed me right up.

[SW]

One order of fondue coming right up.

[CJrun]

They should have to pay extra for that treat.

[Annie Where-but-here]

CJ - you should have to pay extra to watch.
sw - yeah, we got that.

[Annie Where-but-here]

OT alert- the way the writing has been going, I'm not surprised to hear that Kiefer's been taking driving lessons from Blitney.
Key (imagined) quote - "If only they'd hire Amazing Steve the 24 Guy to write for me, I wouldn't drink and drive!"

[DeskDiva]

SW - I got the skewer, you got the meat?

[MOTW]

Neighbor, how long has it been since you've had a thick, steamin' bowl of snakehead 'n' beans?

Well, that's too long.

[Afkat]

AWBH:

Clearly he failed to establish an appropriate perimeter...

[crossgirl]

cj, you talking about chocolatey men or snakes n beans?

[Annie Where-but-here]

cg - I think he meant trouser snakes and cocoa beans.

[Clean Hands]

"Oh, yuck! We're RICH!"

[DeskDiva]

*snakeork* @ CH*

[CJrun]

From the shoulders of the jolly
(Ho Ho Ho)....

[random thunking]

"It was ... yuck, it was really yuck," she said. "It was gross."

Such eloquence brings a tear to my eye.

[Annie Where-but-here]

rt - It's Indiana - that's about as eloquent as it's gonna get.

[random thunking]

Annie, seriously, every day I grade papers written like that. Then I give them passing grades. Then I a)cry; and b)drink heavily.

[Siouxie]

wow, random...that like totally sux!

*hair flip*

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR been doing actual work today. Please carry on.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Poor rt - I figured some alcoholicdespondent teachers would be on this site.
Last night my 8-year-old had to write sentences using his spelling words. I asked him to be a little more creative. One of his words was 'peek,' as in- "A weirdo peeked in my window while I was having nudie time."

ISIANMTU.

[Siouxie]

Annie, I shall stay quiet, this time ;-P

[Siouxie]

Because I enjoy living.

[Hammond Rye]

AWBH, what is the current amount of nudie time allowed in your household?

[blurk]

Hammie, that depends on whether the kids are there or not.

[crossgirl]

and do you schedule nudie time? is it a reward or a punishment? oh, so many questions!

[Nookee]

That's nothing. When I was at Penn State, there was a student who found half a mouse in her spinach.

When I was at Drexel, a student found a big cockroach between pancakes. He showed it to the cashier, and she said, "it's a big one, isn't it?"

[insomniac]

did the perv say "Howdy! Nudie Time!"

[blurk]

No insom, the perv said, "Nudie? HOWDY TIME!!"

[Siouxie]

*WAVES @ Hammie!!!*

*waves @ blurk from a distance, wearing hazmat suit*

how ya feeling????

[blurk]

Sioux, like a bag of beat up @ssh0les.

[Hammond Rye]

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*

[Siouxie]

lol, interesting visual.

that bad, huh??

[blurk]

Yeah, but by some miracle of fate the clinic here on base actually had an appointment today that I was able to get. Hopefully, I'll see the doc and then be able to go home.

[Siouxie]

*will send you Annie a special nurse to take care of you*

I'm sure you'll need a sponge bath..for starters ;-)

Seriously, you had to wait till today??? sheesh...make sure you cough/hug/sneeze at your commanding officers before you go ;-)

[blurk]

That's generally not a good thing to your commander.

I'm kinda partial to the number of stripes I currently wear on my sleeve.

[Siouxie]

I hear ya, blurkie. Gotta take care of those stripes.

[diverdowndoc]

We're gonna need a bigger can.

wait! we're AmeriCANS! We have the biggest cans on the planet!

[Annie Where-but-here]

And these, too.

[Annie Where-but-here]

And these stripes, too.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Okay - one more.

[blurk]

Ok, that last one...somebody feed that woman some biscuits and gravy STAT!

[wickedwitch]

AWbh - How many sites did you have to visit to find those shoes that even a blind transvestite wouldn't wear?

[Siouxie]

I promise, last one!

[blurk]

I think I arrested that guy, Sioux.

And ww, I agree. Them are gawdawful fugly.

[Annie Where-but-here]

ww - they make your legs look great by contrast.

[wickedwitch]

AWbh - unfortunately, not even those shoes could help my legs.