WHY WE LOVE GUYS

They make do.

(Thanks to DavCat)

UPDATE: And they arrrrrrrrrre creative.

(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)

Comments

[Grace O'Malley, Irish Pirate Queen]

Talk about yer Tool Time. Arrrrgh.

[SW]

...and sometimes, a mess.

[Nookee]

I suppose when he got done, he shouted "Arrrgh. Thar she blows!!!"

[gfunksizzle]

I don't understand... I don't even have a theory on how a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood, a vacuum cleaner, and a rubber glove is a sex toy.

I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed in myself.

[Cap'n Helga Beerbong]

Harrrrrrrrrrrrr! to the lot of ya!

[ubetcha]

OT/
"Accountants World" even recognizes TLAP day! Who would have thought? They provided this U.K. link. When actuaries catch on, all he!! will break loose.

[Jeff Meyerson aka Cap'n Jack Rackham]

Good one, Nookee.

"I'm sure that your client didn't hoover the carpets," the newspaper and AAP quoted judge Tony Rafter as saying.

Sounds like he "hoovered" the rubber gloves.

NTTAWWT

[C'apn Ronnie Dullblade]

Lacey was sentenced to 12 months community service, with judge declining to send him to jail since he had held a steady job for two years and was now a father.

Somehow this has me timbers shiverin'!

[crossgirl the fair princess pirate wench]

that would be hoovarrrrrrrrrrr.

[Jeff Meyerson aka Cap'n Jack Rackham]

He said "top heavy".

[Cap'n Helga Beerbong]

Speakin' of...

These TWO fine lookin' pirates can shiver me timberrrrrrr anytime!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Meanie the Bluebeard, Pirate Bureaucrat]

So, Dave was right, or at least close:

What I mean is, I'm all for passion, but... 452 positions? At some point, you just know kitchen implements become involved. And I, for one, don't want to wake up with a spatula.

Posted by: Dave | 09:56 AM on September 2, 2007

(Annie - Weren't the detergent bottle, piece of wood, rubber glove and vacuum cleaner involved in no. 440?)

[Grace O'Malley, Irish Pirate Queen]

"12 months community service"? Doing what, pray tell - picking up trash? He'll probably have fun with that, too. A vast lode o' opportunity be awaitin' this Darwin-dodger.

[ellie]

"Blazer, which "was top heavy anyway," to become "tippy" and lose control."

I think he meant to say that the WOMAN was top heavy and TIPSY". This would cause any man to loose control.

[Grace O'Malley, Irish Pirate Queen]

Bluebeard, if ye be askin', I ain't be tellin'. Dead men chase no tails, IYKWIM.

[daisymae]

Meanie...my concern is when power tools get involved. Next step...firearms.

[Guzzlin' Jezebel Slaughter]

Cap'n Helga, thanks for the lovely eye full of manly men. a great way to start this fine mornin'.

[Mike Antonucci]

"making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove"

Sounds like a "lost episode" of MacGyver.

[Meanie the Bluebeard, Pirate Bureaucrat]

Aye, Grace. I heared the story of No Longer Smilin' Jack and The Lost Oysters. Went mad and joined the sharks, 'e did. No pirate sword can match up against a Kitchen@id.

[Cap'n Helga Beerbong]

Aye, Guzzlin' Jezebel! Speakin' of lovely men...I be having me favorite boytoypirate jack up on me sails an' on the lookout fer some sunken booty. AVAST! he be tellin' me to sail THIS way!

[SW]

I didn't know there were Jewish pirates.

[crossgirl the fair princess pirate wench]

nice boots!

[Meanie the Bluebeard, Pirate Bureaucrat]

Helga, is that what's known as a yardarm?

[Cap'n Helga Beerbong]

*snorrrrrrk* @ Meanie the Bluebeard!

Aye, and a fine one at that'

Arrrrrrr, fair princess...I be lookin' at his grand sword (iykwim)

[Nookee]

Aye. Perhaps "walkin' the plank" has a new meaning, IYKWIM.

[Nookee]

Sounds like that SUV needed some more ballast down below, too.

[J R Leech]

From what I learned on a tour of their current building, and from various web arrrchives:

One of the donors to build the original Trinity Church Wall Street [their
first, not 2nd or 3rd, building] was Captain Kidd!

He loaned his block and tackle to erect the steeple.....

[Edgar Greenbeard]

Their off the edge of their minds. There there be monsters.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

If he'd been after includin a rubber chicken, I'd a know'd what he were up to. Butt this??!!?

[Edgar Greenbeard]

They're. Pirates be bad at spelling.

[Bethie]

Okay, quick notice to all drug users: When have you ever seen a heartwarming story about "Drugs are why I am a great success at life and relationships!"?

[Edgar Greenbeard]

Yarr, has the lass ever seen merck.com?

[Bos'unDan]

Arrr, silly Aussies! The sex game in the bathroom with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner needs a shot of stout rope, a midget and a goat to work.

[Cap'n Faith Jailbait]

gfunksizzle, never hearrrrd of the Hoover Maneuver?

[The Dread Pirate Wes S.]

Somebody needs to tell that Aussie lad that the next time he breaks into somebody's home to plunder some treasure...he needs to actually plunder their treasures instead of his own.

Then they need to keelhaul the stupid git, to make sure he gets the message.

Well, that and for being a stupid git.

[Decrepit Eve Read (gjd)]

I be *snorrrrrrrkin'* here today.

And those be some fine sights of pirate-y types!

[Pirate Kathybear]

Arrrr, Ap'n Helga - thanks for the pirate eye candy!! Being alone with a cat and a vacuuum cleaner - well, those pictures saved me life...

[Pirate Kathybear]

Throw a "C" up therrrrre to make it Cap'n... Sorrry about that, Helga...

[Cap'n Helga Beerbong]

Anytime, me blogette mateys...anytime!!

[igloo]

Okay,
I got a 2 x 4, dirt devil, bottle of Joy and my favorite rubber gloves...What I don't got is INSTRUCTIONS.
Arrrrrrrrrr

[blurkbeard]

Arc welder.
Aluminum foil.
Bag of corn meal.
Portable trapeze.
Can of WD-40.

This might hurt a little.

[Wench Lizzy]

I be thinking his having a look-see might have caused the vessel to lurch starboard!