WHEN LACTATION IS OUTLAWED
...only outlaws will lactate.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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September 24, 2007
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"Graham Collins, of security company Citywatch, said: 'It started off with people picking their noses until they bleed and then accusing staff of assault."
Somehow I don't think so.
Posted by: ubetcha | September 24, 2007 at 12:41 PM
"Don't come near me or I'll squirt????"
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2007 at 12:53 PM
I must say, that's not only gross but a terrible name for a rock band - Lactation Attack.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 24, 2007 at 12:55 PM
Sounds like someone violated her rights to "Freedom of Expression."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | September 24, 2007 at 12:58 PM
Jeff - ew.
Posted by: DeskDiva | September 24, 2007 at 12:59 PM
Perhaps, Jeff...but "The Lactating Mammaries" could be a good one.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2007 at 12:59 PM
*WAVES @ Hammie!!*
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2007 at 01:04 PM
I must bring everyone's attention to the link on the sidebar to the Peanut butter 'disproves evolution' story.
Peanut butter will soon be prominent in every Republican debate!
But it begs the question, crunchy, or smooth?
Posted by: jon | September 24, 2007 at 01:05 PM
crunchy
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2007 at 01:10 PM
*gets seasick from WAVES*
Posted by: fivver | September 24, 2007 at 01:10 PM
definitely crunchy
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 24, 2007 at 01:15 PM
But then I thought, well, everybody needs to spew sometimes
Words to live by, fivver.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 24, 2007 at 01:18 PM
*Waves @ Siouxie!!!!!*
*Gives Dramamine™ to fivver*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | September 24, 2007 at 01:19 PM
wow fivver...what a professional!! came right back out and didn't miss a beat!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2007 at 01:22 PM
I love this story, Siouxie!
Use the
breaststools you have to fight the law!Did she get away? Shoddy reporting.
Maybe she thought the cop was thirsty.
Posted by: Eleanor | September 24, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Didn't get it on her dress, either. Sheesh!
Posted by: DeskDiva | September 24, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Lol, hammie.
So I guess the store had a zero lactose tolerance policy.
Posted by: SW | September 24, 2007 at 01:36 PM
Might make one cool "Got Milk" ad.
Posted by: ellie | September 24, 2007 at 01:37 PM
I hope someone told her not to cross the streams.
Posted by: Atticusser | September 24, 2007 at 01:39 PM
I'm telling ya's...a good squirt can poke an eye out. The cop was lucky.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2007 at 02:13 PM
Sumhow I'm thinkin' that "nose picking" and "lactose disbursement organs" don't really belong in the same story ... but mebbe that's merely me ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | September 24, 2007 at 02:40 PM
Turn over the cash and nobody gets squirt.
Posted by: SW | September 24, 2007 at 02:46 PM
"There's no indicting over spilt milk."
Posted by: insomniac | September 24, 2007 at 03:13 PM
One spills milk and the other tosses her cookies. Me, oh me, oh my,wasn't that a party?
Posted by: J.E.C.666 | September 24, 2007 at 04:42 PM
*WAVES @ Hammie!!*
sorry, fiv. Please don't cry over spilled milk. And Siouxie's right -with the right technique, you can put an eye out.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-Gore | September 24, 2007 at 04:57 PM
How about with the "left" technique, Annie?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | September 24, 2007 at 05:03 PM
A clear case of assault with a loaded weapon.
Posted by: Davec | September 24, 2007 at 07:23 PM