UPDATE ON THE TOE-LICKING MUGGER

We now have a photograph.

(Also thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Keilwerth LA]

toe jam, ewwwwww

that is all

[Keilwerth LA]

and i'm #1

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

That is one frightening humanoid.

[Siouxie]

*SNORK*

ewwww...but

*SNORK*

[Keilwerth LA]

and i'm also #2 (mind out of gutter)

[CJrun]

Toe-Tay!

Wonder if he's a fan of Korean baseball?

[Siouxie]

LMAO CJ, I thought of Buckwheat too!

[Clark Kent]

Dad? Is that you?

[Siouxie]

Now I'm going to suck your feet." Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes.

Ok..why did she take 'em off in the first place???

[casey]

Does he not look like he sucked so hard his hair stood straight up and his eyes crossed?

I read a comment elsewhere that he was easy to catch cuz he was running around in circles thinking he was getting away. Bwwwwaaahhhhaaaaaaaaa!

I feel sorta dirty, making fun of someone so obviously pitiful, but hey, you don't see me sucking on toes*

*point being: You don't SEE me.

[Afkat]

And now an alert.....Ladies, he's UNATTACHED!

[lil rascal]

Ian Andersons's flute inserted as background music prop.

[Siouxie]

*smacks* Afkat!

uh...no thank you!

casey, eww

[Cheesewiz]

On the bright side, at least he's not in the NFL performing some Chadesque touchdown ritual in the end zone.

[lil rascal]

Ian Andersons's flute inserted as background music prop.

[Bethie]

Toe licking must cause strange things to happen to a person.

[KOW]

I know it's rude to make fun but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh geez. Wonder if he gets time off for entertainment value alone.

[blurk]

They wouldn't let me comb my hair.
Get off me.

[Siouxie]

blurk, got a little eyeball problem??? They seem to be facing each other.

[Jeff Meyerson]

casey, *snork* at

Does he not look like he sucked so hard his hair stood straight up and his eyes crossed?

I read a comment elsewhere that he was easy to catch cuz he was running around in circles thinking he was getting away. Bwwwwaaahhhhaaaaaaaaa!

[blurk]

I often take the time to look inside myself. Or BEside myself, as the case may be.

[Cheryl Howard]

Bwaaaaaahhhaaahhhhhaaaahhhaaahhhhaaahhahha *breathe* bwwwhahahhhahahahhhahahahhahahahahhhhahaha

[Siouxie]

Normally, I wouldn't let anyone suck on my toes...but...IF I had to, it sure as hell wouldn't be this dude.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

spoilsport...

[Siouxie]

who's your daddy???

[Cheryl Howard]

snork @ Sio!

[WriterDude]

Is there such a thing as a "don't rag"? If not, it needs to be invented for this guy.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Buckwheat was way better looking than this dude.

And how often do you get to say that?

[padraig]

"OK, now I'm gonna suck your toes. Both of you."

With eyes like that, that guy must think everybody's got a twin but him.

Anybody remember Monty Python's crosseyed mountain expedition leader? "Our mission is to climb the twin peaks of Mt. Everest, in order to rescue the first mission, who were attempting to construct a rope bridge between the two peaks."

[casey]

padraig, do you think he believes he got lucky and got to suck 20 toes????

OMG, I'm so going straight to h3!!. Luckily, I won't be alone.

[shellks]

Ditto to all--and a huge snork! Who would take off their shoes instead of giving a swift kick in the chin?!?

[shellks]

Ditto to all--and a huge snork! Who would take off their shoes instead of giving a swift kick in the chin?!?

[Tom Urich]

Now we have an example of what happens to you after you have been recruited by a Big Ten University football program, groomed for 4 years, graduated with questionable credentials and then passed on the NFL "cut" by this - - much. Sad.