UPDATE ON THE TOE-LICKING MUGGER
We now have a photograph.
(Also thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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We now have a photograph.
(Also thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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toe jam, ewwwwww
that is all
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | September 12, 2007 at 01:36 PM
and i'm #1
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | September 12, 2007 at 01:36 PM
That is one frightening humanoid.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 12, 2007 at 01:37 PM
*SNORK*
ewwww...but
*SNORK*
Posted by: Siouxie | September 12, 2007 at 01:37 PM
and i'm also #2 (mind out of gutter)
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | September 12, 2007 at 01:37 PM
Toe-Tay!
Wonder if he's a fan of Korean baseball?
Posted by: CJrun | September 12, 2007 at 01:41 PM
LMAO CJ, I thought of Buckwheat too!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 12, 2007 at 01:44 PM
Dad? Is that you?
Posted by: Clark Kent | September 12, 2007 at 01:45 PM
Now I'm going to suck your feet." Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes.
Ok..why did she take 'em off in the first place???
Posted by: Siouxie | September 12, 2007 at 01:52 PM
Does he not look like he sucked so hard his hair stood straight up and his eyes crossed?
I read a comment elsewhere that he was easy to catch cuz he was running around in circles thinking he was getting away. Bwwwwaaahhhhaaaaaaaaa!
I feel sorta dirty, making fun of someone so obviously pitiful, but hey, you don't see me sucking on toes*
*point being: You don't SEE me.
Posted by: casey | September 12, 2007 at 01:54 PM
And now an alert.....Ladies, he's UNATTACHED!
Posted by: Afkat | September 12, 2007 at 01:57 PM
Ian Andersons's flute inserted as background music prop.
Posted by: lil rascal | September 12, 2007 at 02:03 PM
*smacks* Afkat!
uh...no thank you!
casey, eww
Posted by: Siouxie | September 12, 2007 at 02:03 PM
On the bright side, at least he's not in the NFL performing some Chadesque touchdown ritual in the end zone.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 12, 2007 at 02:04 PM
Ian Andersons's flute inserted as background music prop.
Posted by: lil rascal | September 12, 2007 at 02:04 PM
Toe licking must cause strange things to happen to a person.
Posted by: Bethie | September 12, 2007 at 02:18 PM
I know it's rude to make fun but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh geez. Wonder if he gets time off for entertainment value alone.
Posted by: KOW | September 12, 2007 at 02:19 PM
They wouldn't let me comb my hair.
Get off me.
Posted by: blurk | September 12, 2007 at 02:31 PM
blurk, got a little eyeball problem??? They seem to be facing each other.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 12, 2007 at 02:38 PM
casey, *snork* at
Does he not look like he sucked so hard his hair stood straight up and his eyes crossed?
I read a comment elsewhere that he was easy to catch cuz he was running around in circles thinking he was getting away. Bwwwwaaahhhhaaaaaaaaa!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 12, 2007 at 02:43 PM
I often take the time to look inside myself. Or BEside myself, as the case may be.
Posted by: blurk | September 12, 2007 at 02:44 PM
Bwaaaaaahhhaaahhhhhaaaahhhaaahhhhaaahhahha *breathe* bwwwhahahhhahahahhhahahahhahahahahhhhahaha
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | September 12, 2007 at 02:51 PM
Normally, I wouldn't let anyone suck on my toes...but...IF I had to, it sure as hell wouldn't be this dude.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 12, 2007 at 02:58 PM
spoilsport...
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 12, 2007 at 03:02 PM
who's your daddy???
Posted by: Siouxie | September 12, 2007 at 03:03 PM
snork @ Sio!
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | September 12, 2007 at 03:19 PM
Is there such a thing as a "don't rag"? If not, it needs to be invented for this guy.
Posted by: WriterDude | September 12, 2007 at 03:44 PM
Buckwheat was way better looking than this dude.
And how often do you get to say that?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 12, 2007 at 03:50 PM
"OK, now I'm gonna suck your toes. Both of you."
With eyes like that, that guy must think everybody's got a twin but him.
Anybody remember Monty Python's crosseyed mountain expedition leader? "Our mission is to climb the twin peaks of Mt. Everest, in order to rescue the first mission, who were attempting to construct a rope bridge between the two peaks."
Posted by: padraig | September 12, 2007 at 04:13 PM
padraig, do you think he believes he got lucky and got to suck 20 toes????
OMG, I'm so going straight to h3!!. Luckily, I won't be alone.
Posted by: casey | September 12, 2007 at 05:00 PM
Ditto to all--and a huge snork! Who would take off their shoes instead of giving a swift kick in the chin?!?
Posted by: shellks | September 12, 2007 at 11:40 PM
Ditto to all--and a huge snork! Who would take off their shoes instead of giving a swift kick in the chin?!?
Posted by: shellks | September 12, 2007 at 11:41 PM
Now we have an example of what happens to you after you have been recruited by a Big Ten University football program, groomed for 4 years, graduated with questionable credentials and then passed on the NFL "cut" by this - - much. Sad.
Posted by: Tom Urich | September 13, 2007 at 01:24 AM