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September 11, 2007

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

A toe-licking mugger.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

Comments

Yeah, I'd imagine that if you're on the same plane as a toe, you pretty much can't get any lower.

Mugging is not now, nor will it ever be "weird sexual behavior". It's a violent crime that should carry the death penalty.

I beg to differ. An in-step licking mugger would be slightly lower, but wouldn't have that nasty toe-jam buildup on his teeth.

MAYBE IT TASTED LIKE CHICKEN

She needs a shoe security snake.

Unless she enjoyed that part of the experience.
NTIWKAAT.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww *snork*

They never said whether she enjoyed it. Some people are into toes...Annie told me.

"How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a toe-tsie roll??"

Let's find out.
One.
Two-hoo.
Thrrrree.

*stops before the CRUNCH part*

*snork* at siouxie and dpc.

And some people aren't, Sioux.

Um...Annie told me.

*wonders if toe sucking would be the same thing or a totally different toe fetish*

Anyone?? Bueller?? Chris?

Could be the same. Don't know specifically what this ass hole mugger's kink is.

She should have taken that opportunity to apply her foot to his face, forcefully.

It doesn't say if the victim had taken a wide stance or not. Inquiring minds want to know.

Frumunda cheese?

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