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Aarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! This story makes me blow avast quantities of chum!!
Posted by: Wench Dunkin' Punkin o' Poo | September 19, 2007 at 12:18 PM
Arrrrrrr!!! I'm with you Wench Dunkin' Punkin!
Posted by: Pirate Kathybear | September 19, 2007 at 12:19 PM
Aaarrrrrgh- hoist the salad guard afore the Wench Dunkin donut Punkin! Thar she blows chunks!
Posted by: Grace O'Malley, Irish Pirate Queen | September 19, 2007 at 12:20 PM
What the f...how in the h...why would...
I'm gonna go pillagin' and plunderin'.
Posted by: blurkbeard | September 19, 2007 at 12:23 PM
Science mucous on!
Posted by: Meanie the Bluebeard, Pirate Bureaucrat | September 19, 2007 at 12:24 PM
Arrrr, I may add that no pirates would have anythin' to do with this map. No treasure there....
Posted by: Pirate Kathybear | September 19, 2007 at 12:31 PM
Just how much did this blighty study cost?
Aaarrrr, around a Buccaneer, matey.
Posted by: Cap'n Brett Roughknuckles | September 19, 2007 at 12:34 PM
My farrrrst thought was 'twas a map MADE from earwax. THAT a pirate might get into.
Posted by: Pirate Eve the Staggerin' Drunk | September 19, 2007 at 12:34 PM
Who be havin' trouble with earwax? Step forward, ye scalawag!
Posted by: Cap'n Q-tip | September 19, 2007 at 12:35 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRRREEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
That be most disturrrrrrrrrrrbin'
Pass me the
brain bleach rrrrrrrrrum!!Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2007 at 12:36 PM
oops
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2007 at 12:36 PM
Diggin' fer gold...scurvy knaves all.
Posted by: Grace O'Malley, Irish Pirate Queen | September 19, 2007 at 12:36 PM
Get the wax outta your ears!
SNORK @ Kathybear's ear wax treasure map.
Posted by: Grog Swillin' Layzeeboy | September 19, 2007 at 12:36 PM
sorrrrrrrrrrry me hearrrrrrties!!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2007 at 12:37 PM
*sticks pinky into ear canal, pulls out, examines wax-leavin's, decides she is not Japanese - or sane*
*leans over poop deck rail, heaves ho*
blAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggh
Posted by: Wench Dunkin' Punkin o' Poo | September 19, 2007 at 12:42 PM
OT
I be needin advice from the ladies o' this 'ere blog. How shall I address me own dear wife today? If I call her a "scurvey wench" ye can be sure she wont be shiverin me timber or walkin on me plank fer many moons. And yea, she do be speakin like a pirate today.
/OT
Seventeen paces due East o' the used q-tip and DIG!!!!
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 19, 2007 at 12:44 PM
DPC - I find Curvey Wench to me most flatterin', but keep the spare eye patch handy, just in case she pokes out yer good eye.
Posted by: Wench Dunkin' Punkin o' Poo | September 19, 2007 at 12:46 PM
I just dropped in and was going to comment on ear wax, but now I have to ask...
Is it "Talk Like a Pirate Day" or have all of you just gone nuts?
Just wondering...
Posted by: Clark Kent | September 19, 2007 at 12:48 PM
An just in case yer ain't sour-bellied enuf:
Adventures in ear wax
Posted by: Wench Dunkin' Punkin o' Poo | September 19, 2007 at 12:48 PM
DPC - ye should be callin' your dear "a bodacious lass", or perhaps "me buxom beauty".
Posted by: Pirate Caroline the Fashionably Late | September 19, 2007 at 12:50 PM
Clark - "just" gone nuts?
No, we all went nuts long ago.
And thanks Drunkin Punkin!
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 19, 2007 at 12:51 PM
Clark - Just fer fergettin' TLAPD, you'll be walkin' the plank. Aaaaarrrrggghhh!!!
Posted by: Wench Dunkin' Punkin o' Poo | September 19, 2007 at 12:51 PM
Aye, Clarrrrrrrrrk!
Me dear Dread Pirate...I be agreein' with Wench Poo. I be sendin' her me fa'rite cat o'nine tails fer yer timber shiverin', ya perrrrrrvy dog!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Clarrrrrk, Ye just yell, "Yarrrrr!" and have at her with yer cutlass!
Posted by: Edward Teach, Man of Leisure | September 19, 2007 at 12:57 PM
WhenIf she be weildin a cat-o-nine, I'll be after callin her whatever she tells me to call 'er.BOT
It must be too warm fer the treasure. All the gold seems t'ave melted into this sticky, orange mess.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 19, 2007 at 12:59 PM
*snork* at brett.
dpc go with wanton wench.
Posted by: crossgirl the fairy princess pirate wench | September 19, 2007 at 01:00 PM
Aye, pass the grog around, especially to ye that has the shivering bellies.
Earwax? That's how I used to mark the treasures on me maps. (How do Japanese pirates talk, anyway?)
Clark, 20 lashes before ye gets ta walk tha plank.
Posted by: Nookee | September 19, 2007 at 01:02 PM
The lot of ye should walk the plank for missin' the obvious - "Ear wax on, ear wax off."
Posted by: 9 | September 19, 2007 at 01:05 PM
perhaps we need more grog, sir 9
Posted by: Nookee | September 19, 2007 at 01:07 PM
no blogaritas today! just blog grog...
Posted by: Nookee | September 19, 2007 at 01:10 PM
Japanese pirate: Shiba me timbas
Posted by: Grog Swillin' Layzeeboy | September 19, 2007 at 01:12 PM
the earwax map was dedicated at an official cerumen-ny today...
Posted by: syphilitic jude sparrow | September 19, 2007 at 01:18 PM
Yo Frikken Ho, that is perfect lunchtime reading, me hearties!
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | September 19, 2007 at 01:23 PM
Aye! I be done with me grub...time ta sink me treasure (iykwim) an' I'll be needin' s'me o' this!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2007 at 01:41 PM
*SNORRRRRRK* @ Cap'n Roughknuckles
Dread Pirate, I'm thinkin' yer lady needs ta be addrrressed as "Me Lady" or "Me Queen." O' course curvy (not "scurvy") lass, saucy wench, or buxom beauty should suffice.
Never use the term, "bodacious."
Posted by: Pirate Eve the Staggerin' Drunk | September 19, 2007 at 01:52 PM
Aye, Cap'n Helga. I don' think we'll be diggin' fer that buried treasure. Arrr!
Posted by: Nookee | September 19, 2007 at 01:55 PM
Cap'n Helga to the poopdeck!
Posted by: Cap'n Brett Roughknuckles | September 19, 2007 at 02:05 PM
Aye, it's almost time ta make some depth charges, meself... All clear!!!
Posted by: Nookee | September 19, 2007 at 02:13 PM
Harrrrrrrrrrrr! Cap'n Brett!!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2007 at 02:14 PM
nice to know that some students pick good topics to study, and not useless bits. arrgh. that's all i gots fer now.
Posted by: queensbee | September 19, 2007 at 03:28 PM
I can't hear you. Me buccaneers are filled with wacs
Posted by: J.E.C.666 | September 19, 2007 at 08:46 PM
WACs?!?! Them's some BIG ears, JEC!
Posted by: DeskDiva | September 20, 2007 at 02:59 PM