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September 19, 2007

SCIENCE PROJECT OF THE WEEK

The Earwax Map

(Thanks to DavCat)

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Aarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! This story makes me blow avast quantities of chum!!

Arrrrrrr!!! I'm with you Wench Dunkin' Punkin!

Aaarrrrrgh- hoist the salad guard afore the Wench Dunkin donut Punkin! Thar she blows chunks!

What the f...how in the h...why would...

I'm gonna go pillagin' and plunderin'.

Science mucous on!

Arrrr, I may add that no pirates would have anythin' to do with this map. No treasure there....

Just how much did this blighty study cost?

Aaarrrr, around a Buccaneer, matey.

My farrrrst thought was 'twas a map MADE from earwax. THAT a pirate might get into.

Who be havin' trouble with earwax? Step forward, ye scalawag!

ARRRRRRRRRRRREEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

That be most disturrrrrrrrrrrbin'

Pass me the brain bleach rrrrrrrrrum!!

oops

Diggin' fer gold...scurvy knaves all.

Get the wax outta your ears!

SNORK @ Kathybear's ear wax treasure map.

sorrrrrrrrrrry me hearrrrrrties!!

*sticks pinky into ear canal, pulls out, examines wax-leavin's, decides she is not Japanese - or sane*

*leans over poop deck rail, heaves ho*

blAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggh

OT
I be needin advice from the ladies o' this 'ere blog. How shall I address me own dear wife today? If I call her a "scurvey wench" ye can be sure she wont be shiverin me timber or walkin on me plank fer many moons. And yea, she do be speakin like a pirate today.
/OT

Seventeen paces due East o' the used q-tip and DIG!!!!

DPC - I find Curvey Wench to me most flatterin', but keep the spare eye patch handy, just in case she pokes out yer good eye.

I just dropped in and was going to comment on ear wax, but now I have to ask...

Is it "Talk Like a Pirate Day" or have all of you just gone nuts?

Just wondering...

An just in case yer ain't sour-bellied enuf:

Adventures in ear wax

DPC - ye should be callin' your dear "a bodacious lass", or perhaps "me buxom beauty".

Clark - "just" gone nuts?
No, we all went nuts long ago.

And thanks Drunkin Punkin!

Clark - Just fer fergettin' TLAPD, you'll be walkin' the plank. Aaaaarrrrggghhh!!!

Aye, Clarrrrrrrrrk!

Me dear Dread Pirate...I be agreein' with Wench Poo. I be sendin' her me fa'rite cat o'nine tails fer yer timber shiverin', ya perrrrrrvy dog!

Clarrrrrk, Ye just yell, "Yarrrrr!" and have at her with yer cutlass!

When If she be weildin a cat-o-nine, I'll be after callin her whatever she tells me to call 'er.

BOT
It must be too warm fer the treasure. All the gold seems t'ave melted into this sticky, orange mess.

*snork* at brett.

dpc go with wanton wench.

Aye, pass the grog around, especially to ye that has the shivering bellies.

Earwax? That's how I used to mark the treasures on me maps. (How do Japanese pirates talk, anyway?)

Clark, 20 lashes before ye gets ta walk tha plank.

The lot of ye should walk the plank for missin' the obvious - "Ear wax on, ear wax off."

perhaps we need more grog, sir 9

no blogaritas today! just blog grog...

Japanese pirate: Shiba me timbas

the earwax map was dedicated at an official cerumen-ny today...

Yo Frikken Ho, that is perfect lunchtime reading, me hearties!

Aye! I be done with me grub...time ta sink me treasure (iykwim) an' I'll be needin' s'me o' this!

*SNORRRRRRK* @ Cap'n Roughknuckles

Dread Pirate, I'm thinkin' yer lady needs ta be addrrressed as "Me Lady" or "Me Queen." O' course curvy (not "scurvy") lass, saucy wench, or buxom beauty should suffice.

Never use the term, "bodacious."

Aye, Cap'n Helga. I don' think we'll be diggin' fer that buried treasure. Arrr!

Cap'n Helga to the poopdeck!

Aye, it's almost time ta make some depth charges, meself... All clear!!!

Harrrrrrrrrrrr! Cap'n Brett!!

nice to know that some students pick good topics to study, and not useless bits. arrgh. that's all i gots fer now.

I can't hear you. Me buccaneers are filled with wacs

WACs?!?! Them's some BIG ears, JEC!

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