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Well, yes...but also apparently really REALLY possessive of things that now, or once, or might someday, or it could be argued somehow, belong to him.
Posted by: Betsy | September 16, 2007 at 06:29 PM
With his legal team, does it really matter?
The SOB literally got away with murder, so he'll probably beat this rap, too.
Posted by: Wes S. | September 16, 2007 at 06:33 PM
My understanding is that he's looking for the real robbers.
Posted by: CJrun | September 16, 2007 at 06:42 PM
Let's wait for the book "If I stole it"
Posted by: r_gallegos74 | September 16, 2007 at 06:46 PM
I'm just waiting for him to write a sequel.
PS - How do y'all like the way the cover looks? I'm LMAO because the "If" is soooooo tiny!!!
Posted by: DeskDiva | September 16, 2007 at 06:47 PM
gmta, gallegos!
Posted by: DeskDiva | September 16, 2007 at 06:47 PM
And I DID send this in to the Blog as soon as the news of the arrest was announced. :D
Posted by: DeskDiva | September 16, 2007 at 06:48 PM
Diva, I noticed that too when I saw it at work yesterday. I love that Goldman sense of humor!
This time, though, he admits he took stuff that he swears was stolen from him! Of course he didn't want to go to the police because they just haven't been very helpful to him since "the trouble" he had in the past.
Gravel is definitely smarter.
Posted by: bookworm | September 16, 2007 at 06:53 PM
Oh, and he can't have the same legal team this time!
Posted by: bookworm | September 16, 2007 at 06:53 PM
lol, cj.
You can take the dick out of the Trojan, but you can't take the Trojan out of the dick.
Posted by: SW | September 16, 2007 at 07:16 PM
Apparently his search for the "real killers" (he visited so many golf courses, clearly he thought the killers were caddies) failed...so I'm guessing that his search has been extended to gamblers in Las Vegas...
Posted by: Afkat | September 16, 2007 at 07:20 PM
Apparently OJ really is dumber than dirt. Everything he "owns" other than his football pension legally goes to the Goldmans, so "his" property is theirs, therefore he's (once again) guilty as sin.
Dork
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 16, 2007 at 07:32 PM
It just made me feel happy today to know he was sitting in a little cage today.
Posted by: Bethie | September 16, 2007 at 07:43 PM
Hey, If OJ wasn't found guilty for wearing those "ugly ass" Bruno Magli shoes, then he is untouchable.
Posted by: DaBlade | September 16, 2007 at 08:14 PM
If the jeraey fits, you must aquit. Or not...
Posted by: J.E.C.666 | September 16, 2007 at 08:36 PM
If the jeraey fits, you must aquit. Or not...
Posted by: J.E.C.666 | September 16, 2007 at 08:37 PM
I take offense at the comparison.
Posted by: Gravel, MBA, PhD, DVM | September 16, 2007 at 08:38 PM
If the jeraey fits, you must aquit. Or not...
Posted by: J.E.C.666 | September 16, 2007 at 08:54 PM
Will he survive while serving time in the pen? Methinks not.
He can however (Like Jim McGreevey) claim he's gay and double down playing the race and homophobia card .
Nevada prison is not a 'cake walk'
Posted by: Ednausean | September 16, 2007 at 08:56 PM
Wow, an error-filled comment and it appears Three times? Jersey.
Posted by: J.E.C.666 | September 16, 2007 at 08:58 PM
it was all part of his audition tape for "Ocean's 20 To Life"
Posted by: insomniac | September 16, 2007 at 10:09 PM
Why do I think alcohol was involved?
Posted by: Kristina L. | September 16, 2007 at 10:11 PM
I think it's a fallacy of California law that pension money cannot be taken to satisfy a wrongful death civil trial judgment against a person. OJ still lives quite comfortably, thank you, on his NFL pension.
Hopefully that will now change, and he'll be holding onto his soap a bit more tightly.
Posted by: Wavey | September 16, 2007 at 10:33 PM
I think JEC needs one of these.
Posted by: | September 17, 2007 at 12:04 AM
Dave...please consider coming out of retirement to cover the trial. USC alumni would especially appreciate your comments.
Posted by: Flip | September 17, 2007 at 04:09 AM
I hope he does have the original team since one of them is dead now. I say Gitmo for this creep.
Posted by: Mikey | September 17, 2007 at 05:41 AM
GOOD! as long as they keep him out of Miami. FOR GOOD!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 17, 2007 at 07:23 AM
Welcome to Vegas OJ, this ain't LA and your butt is grass!
Posted by: Mikey | September 17, 2007 at 08:32 AM
Dave,
When you become President (Yes, of the United States), can OJ be on the list of people to ship to a foreign country. Say like Mars?
Posted by: Cheryl Howard (on &@*#! Vista) | September 17, 2007 at 11:08 AM
Oh sweet sweet karma...
And now that Johnny Cochran's dead...
Posted by: J.D. | September 17, 2007 at 01:08 PM
Oh sweet sweet karma...
And now that Johnny Cochran's dead...
Posted by: J.D. | September 17, 2007 at 01:08 PM