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I didn't think it was so bad. Torn, dirty, disgusting, the cat peed on it, etc....not THAT'S ugly!
Posted by: daisymae | September 25, 2007 at 09:39 AM
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Just don't make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Pick an ugly couch to match her too.
Posted by: SW | September 25, 2007 at 09:41 AM
Where is the Captain?
Posted by: lilrascal | September 25, 2007 at 09:41 AM
i thought it was just divan...
Posted by: insomniac | September 25, 2007 at 09:42 AM
(sneaks in and substitutes a *w* for that *t*)
Posted by: daisymae | September 25, 2007 at 09:42 AM
Yipes!..she DOES look like Tenille, lilrascal. I have a couch that's uglier. The dogs have made sure of that.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2007 at 09:51 AM
Are we all sure they're judging the couch?
Posted by: J.E.C.666 | September 25, 2007 at 09:57 AM
Snork @ Siouxie
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | September 25, 2007 at 09:59 AM
*SNORK!* @ Insom. You da ottoman!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 25, 2007 at 10:07 AM
She must have been on the design show "Trading Disgraces".
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | September 25, 2007 at 10:07 AM
i sent a picture of my mom's couch in a few years ago. remarkably, she didn't win. she could have beat this one hands down.
Posted by: crossgirl | September 25, 2007 at 10:51 AM
Our dog sofa is much uglier than this sofa. Yes, we have a dog sofa. A whopping $15 investment to keep them off the much more expensive people sofa.
Posted by: Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli | September 25, 2007 at 11:01 AM
Whoops. On the first cup of joe--sorry about that.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | September 25, 2007 at 11:02 AM
Ah ... why do we want to phone the reporter?
They're shipping the couch to NY for the show!? Wonder how the couch feels? Anyone think of interviewing it!!!???
... found a reason to call the reporter...
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | September 25, 2007 at 11:41 AM
I think my first wife bought a couch like that back in the early 70s.
Posted by: pogo | September 25, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Macon has had some hockey teams. First the Whoopee and then the Trax.
Posted by: % | September 25, 2007 at 01:07 PM
oy! not again, punctuation man....
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2007 at 01:38 PM
Did anyone see the couch that actually won ugliest on Regis and Kelly? I so want it! It's just awesomeness.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | September 25, 2007 at 02:21 PM
From Macon, and proud cuz it rymes with Bacon. That story was Sofa King good.
Posted by: a different dave | September 26, 2007 at 12:54 AM
My next door neighbors have a couch in their (not there) garage that looks a lot like that one, only the flowers are more of a '70s psychadelic thing. They have tried to sell it at a yard sale and have even put it on the curb, hoping someone would take it. After a week with no takers (including garbage pick up) we made them put it back in the garage.
Posted by: AlanBoss | September 26, 2007 at 01:37 AM