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September 23, 2007

KINKY

Key Quote: Sex among bat bugs (as with bed bugs) is violent. During copulation, males of these species pierce the abdomens of their mates with their genitals and ejaculate directly into their blood.

We've been to parties like that.

(Thanks to DavCat14)

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no where else on earth does this happen?? haven't they been to 'Frisco?

i've never been to a party like that...


By masquerading as males, females enjoy less sexual attention. ya, think!?!

morning, wyo!!

Wow. That's amaz

SWAT SWAT STOMP STOMP STOMP

ing.

Next, on Jerry Springer...

Hey, stop looking at my abdomen like that.

The Bloodsucking Bat Bugs WBAGNFARB.

...we have not yet succeeded in breeding these animals."

This has to be a guy thing, right?

"During copulation, males of these species pierce the abdomens of their mates with their genitals and ejaculate directly into their blood."

Oh come on. We (guys) all "miss the spot" once in a while.

LMAO Stevie

"The Gender Bender Bat Bugs" wbagnfarb!

Ty, sxi. "Been there, cleaned that up" I'm guessin'?

Gives new meaning to "Goodnight, goodnight, and don't let the bedbugs bite."

Yeah it does PB.

Actual Key Quote:

" ... avoiding the trauma of sex makes sense ..."

Quote: "We had to work in containment suits with full-faced respirators in sweltering temperatures for hours at end,"

Proof that guys will do anything for sex...

"Indeed, the researchers discovered females that impersonated males had far less fewer than more conventional females."

far less fewer...
what is this an e.e. cummings poem?

AHA!
"...females that impersonated males had far less[maybe a comma here!],. fewer than more conventional females."

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