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Key Quote: Sex among bat bugs (as with bed bugs) is violent. During copulation, males of these species pierce the abdomens of their mates with their genitals and ejaculate directly into their blood.
We've been to parties like that.
(Thanks to DavCat14)

no where else on earth does this happen?? haven't they been to 'Frisco?
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | September 23, 2007 at 10:07 AM
i've never been to a party like that...
By masquerading as males, females enjoy less sexual attention. ya, think!?!
morning, wyo!!
Posted by: crossgirl | September 23, 2007 at 10:11 AM
Wow. That's amaz
SWAT SWAT STOMP STOMP STOMP
ing.
Posted by: CJrun | September 23, 2007 at 10:42 AM
Next, on Jerry Springer...
Posted by: ifits_not_1thing_its3 | September 23, 2007 at 10:50 AM
Hey, stop looking at my abdomen like that.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | September 23, 2007 at 10:55 AM
The Bloodsucking Bat Bugs WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Wavey | September 23, 2007 at 11:13 AM
...we have not yet succeeded in breeding these animals."
This has to be a guy thing, right?
Posted by: Betsy | September 23, 2007 at 11:14 AM
"During copulation, males of these species pierce the abdomens of their mates with their genitals and ejaculate directly into their blood."
Oh come on. We (guys) all "miss the spot" once in a while.
Posted by: SW | September 23, 2007 at 11:42 AM
LMAO Stevie
"The Gender Bender Bat Bugs" wbagnfarb!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 23, 2007 at 11:57 AM
Ty, sxi. "Been there, cleaned that up" I'm guessin'?
Posted by: SW | September 23, 2007 at 12:48 PM
Gives new meaning to "Goodnight, goodnight, and don't let the bedbugs bite."
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 23, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Yeah it does PB.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | September 23, 2007 at 02:30 PM
Actual Key Quote:
" ... avoiding the trauma of sex makes sense ..."
Posted by: O the U(manity) | September 23, 2007 at 04:44 PM
Quote: "We had to work in containment suits with full-faced respirators in sweltering temperatures for hours at end,"
Proof that guys will do anything for sex...
Posted by: ellie | September 23, 2007 at 06:51 PM
"Indeed, the researchers discovered females that impersonated males had far less fewer than more conventional females."
far less fewer...
what is this an e.e. cummings poem?
Posted by: Joben | September 23, 2007 at 11:21 PM
AHA!
"...females that impersonated males had far less[maybe a comma here!],. fewer than more conventional females."
Posted by: candyt | September 24, 2007 at 11:40 PM