HE SHOULD HAVE PUT THEM IN A CLEAR, ONE-QUART, RESEALABLE PLASTIC BAG
(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
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September 20, 2007
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First?
I wonder what the punishment is in Dubai for having "toys."
Posted by: MareBear | September 20, 2007 at 03:26 PM
wanna play hide the sausage? uh, no.
Posted by: crossgirl | September 20, 2007 at 03:26 PM
Is that a dildo in your sausage or are you just happy to see me???
Posted by: Siouxie | September 20, 2007 at 03:29 PM
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim."
Mighty detailed description there Officer Spokesperson. NTTAWWT
Posted by: GungaDan | September 20, 2007 at 03:34 PM
Couldn't he think of another place for at least one of them? Maybe he had purchased three of them?
Posted by: CJrun | September 20, 2007 at 03:37 PM
Twelve is my limit on Schwartenmagen, baby.
Posted by: Sherrif Bart | September 20, 2007 at 03:52 PM
Maybe they're chew toys for his pet lizard.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 20, 2007 at 03:55 PM
Ummm, my question is, if they would both fit into a sealed one-quart bag, would they be worth having?
???
Posted by: Inquiring Mind | September 20, 2007 at 03:58 PM
Would you like Dubai some o' my butcher shop's bologne?
Posted by: SW | September 20, 2007 at 03:59 PM
snork at Sheriff Bart.
Posted by: MareBear | September 20, 2007 at 04:05 PM
In a good French charcuterie, they come this way.
Posted by: SW | September 20, 2007 at 04:41 PM
Reminds me of some graffiti I read in a gas station mens room scrawled on the condom machine:
"Don't buy this gum! It tastes like rubber!"
Posted by: a different dave | September 20, 2007 at 04:53 PM
maybe he thought that the folks in dubai wouldn't search his (pork!) sausage...
Posted by: insomniac | September 20, 2007 at 05:04 PM
He'd have gotten away with it if the low battery warning buzzer hadn't gone off.
Posted by: padraig | September 20, 2007 at 05:06 PM
I hear the Dubai Deli serves a good Salaami on rye.
Posted by: SW | September 20, 2007 at 05:07 PM
Salaami*snork*!
Posted by: CJrun | September 20, 2007 at 05:17 PM
Hiding a sausage within a sausage. Redundant?
Posted by: ellie | September 20, 2007 at 05:19 PM
OK, we have a toy lizard extracted from a real lizard, and a toy sausage extracted from a real sausage. What's next?
Posted by: Wavey | September 20, 2007 at 05:32 PM
I can't believe I ate the whole skink.
Posted by: SW | September 20, 2007 at 05:53 PM
He would have got away with it if he had put them in weinerschnitzel. Duh.
Posted by: ellie | September 20, 2007 at 06:12 PM
DifDave, Yeah, but you can blow great bubbles! Cough syrup ad in Canuckistan "tastes terrible but it works!"
Posted by: J.E.C.666 | September 20, 2007 at 06:55 PM
ellie - you can say that again. Or let the bot do it for you.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 20, 2007 at 07:10 PM
I just wish I could think of a good Schwartenmagen/uranus joke...
Posted by: stumped | September 20, 2007 at 08:27 PM
*ahem*
My apologies to Oscar Mayer
Oh I wish I was a Schwartenmagen weiner
That is what I truly like to be eee eee
And if I hid some dildos in that weiner
My girlfriend in Dubai will think of me
Posted by: Siouxie | September 20, 2007 at 09:08 PM
If he carried them home in these bags, would his nickname be Dildo Baggins?
Posted by: Gollum | September 20, 2007 at 09:16 PM
Good one, sxi! Lol.
Posted by: SW | September 20, 2007 at 09:45 PM
thanks, Stevie ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | September 20, 2007 at 10:22 PM
Schwarzenmadildo, schwarzenmadildo
You'll come, a-schwartzenmadildo with me
And he sang as he sat as he waited in the butcher shop
You'll come, a schwartzenmadildo with me.
Posted by: SW | September 20, 2007 at 10:29 PM
I don't get it. Why was there a problem?
*zips out to read article again*
Posted by: Eleanor | September 20, 2007 at 10:35 PM
I can't help but wonder what the TSA would think if they found that during baggage inspection. I almost left my thumb drive in the bin at Oakland Int'l yesterday, and when I went back to retrieve it, two of the security people were staring at it with befuddled looks on their faces. They immediately handed it to me when I asked for it. Boy, I feel secure!
Posted by: monsoon | September 20, 2007 at 10:35 PM