FORT WORTH UPDATE

I entertained the crowd with a show of strength.

Comments

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

Festivus! It's the Feats of Strength!

[Punkin Poo]

Dave is BRANDISHING something! Oh, I'm so proud!

(and a tiny bit fearful)

[Doc Rick]

Well at least he put on a jacket over the blue shirt.

[CJrun]

I think that's Walter in formal wear.

[Meanie the Blue]

Bar.
Barbeque.
Barbell.

What is Dave trying to tell us?

[Just Ducky]

*snork* # CJ!

[Siouxie]

*taking out my machete*

Chop Spammer anyone???

[Wes S.]

Better whack it in the head with Dave's barbell a couple of times, for good measure.

[judi]

that spammer was going crazy .... i deleted like 50 of 'em....

[crossgirl]

oh good, i was fixin' to cut siouxie off from the blog bar.

*snork* at cj

i'm thinking it's a body jewelry for someone, very, very large.

[Siouxie]

cg, I'm not that drunk...yet

Thanks judi!!!!

[Siouxie]

Dave es muy macho.

[sthnbelle]

What exactly is going on there, Dave? I'm a little confuzeled by the shot. Will there be such feats at all your appearances?

[Angie]

Goodness. Was he pimping his book in an old insane asylum autopsy room or something?

[Rick]

hey dave!

i was actually in the box seats on stage right (1st balcony) and i could see you doing that!

i had quite a laugh and imagine my surprise to see that on here!

didn't get to see you in person because you had so many weirdo fans lined up i thought you didn't want another one. who needs to feel that popular anyhow?

anyways, keep doing what you're doing! i'm the same age as your son (+4 months). my parents started reading your columns in miami around when you wrote about your son's placenta.

can't wait to read the book.

[Rick]

hey dave!

i was actually in the box seats on stage right (1st balcony) and i could see you doing that!

i had quite a laugh and imagine my surprise to see that on here!

didn't get to see you in person because you had so many weirdo fans lined up i thought you didn't want another one. who needs to feel that popular anyhow?

anyways, keep doing what you're doing! i'm the same age as your son (+4 months). my parents started reading your columns in miami around when you wrote about your son's placenta.

can't wait to read the book.

[Rick]

hey dave!

i was actually in the box seats on stage right (1st balcony) and i could see you doing that!

i had quite a laugh and imagine my surprise to see that on here!

didn't get to see you in person because you had so many weirdo fans lined up i thought you didn't want another one. who needs to feel that popular anyhow?

anyways, keep doing what you're doing! i'm the same age as your son (+4 months). my parents started reading your columns in miami around when you wrote about your son's placenta.

can't wait to read the book.

[rick]

dear god did i do that?

[DeskDiva]

Better you than the spammer, rick. Blame the bot like WE all do.

[SW]

Lol angie 11:06pm - I was gonna say the exact same thing!!

[Dux]

Festivus! ha ha! I had nearly forgotten about that holiday, Amazing Steve!

[Guin]

Is that a giant RAT in the background? Where the $#h% were you, Dave??

[Siouxie]

I think he was at The Little Shop of Horrors??? very creepy place, indeed. Or theater backstage with all the goofy props. I bet they didn't know he was messing around with all the stuff. hehe

[Jeff Meyerson]

I thought he meant the strength of his deodorant.

NTTAWWT

I hope they let you out of there, Dave.

[sthnbelle]

Got my book last night, so I'm ready!!

[SW]

I see the giant rat. There's also a woman floating in the air just to the left of Dave's raised arm. Is this a Kafka-esque dream or is Dave trying to recreate the cover of the Doors' "Strange Days" album?

[daisymae]

And a good time was had by all. It sounds.

In the picture, the venue did look a little spooky.

NTTAWWT.

[daisymae]

I just have to say this.

Dave, it's weird that you went to Ft. Worth and not to Dallas. They use the same airport. They are right next to each other.

Besides, if you go to Dallas, you can always go to Plano. Texas. Plano, TX, heroin capital of the world, etc.

[Bethie]

He is clearly auditioning for a Steven King movie.

[Charlie Bear in Fort Worth]

And a grand time was had by all! Dave and interviewer/author Jeff Guinn started by commenting on their identical dress: blue jeans, blue shirts and navy blazers.

Wish I had a DVD of the whole evening. Thanks to one of our guests in our box seats who bought be a copy of DB's History of the World(so far), and thanks to my wife who had Dave autograph it to Chuck.

We have no idea who Chuck is.

[Siouxie]

We have no idea who Chuck is.

Posted by: Charlie Bear in Fort Worth | 10:44 AM on September 18, 2007
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Forth Worth, you have a problem.

[Chuck]

Where's my book?

[a different dave]

LOL Steve24! Festivus for the rest of us. When comes the "airing of the grieveances"?

[Novanglus]

Where's O.J.?

[obviously]

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think that's a real barbell...