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September 12, 2007

COUPLE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

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"I am happy," said her mother Dyuti Bhoi, who has two other daughters and two sons to marry off. "She was always the crazy-a$$ daughter we thought we'd be stuck with for-frikkin-ever."

How long was the snake? Not that size matters...right?

Actually...that's nothing new. A lot of women marry snakes.

Punkin snake simul!! *smooch*

Eeeeew, Siouxie! Reign in that forked tongue, will ya????

Well, Punkin...a woman has needs too.

Siouxie...so far on this thread, WE are the couple of the week! Yikes!

NTTAWWT, of course *wink*

been there, done that.
idly wonders if this snake came with pretty bejeweled sandals.

OT UPDATE!

Help for Youssif

...meanwhile on the outskirts of Bhubaneswar. A good bet this a preamble to a dog story of jaw dropping consequence at the minimum.

brass replica snake

Is that what they call it in India? Where's the battery compartment?

They better have conducted the whole ceremony in parseltongue, or it's not binding. On the snake.

Priests chanted mantras to seal the union, but the snake failed to come out of a nearby ant hill where it lives...

Typical guy, probably in there watching football or rugby or whatever snakes watch.

Yeah, a lot of women marry guys who lay around all day, and eat till their bellies protrude, while the woman is out supporting them and the little whelps slithering around on the floor.

Das, from a lower caste, converted to the animal-loving vegetarian...

WTFBBQ???

That stand-in groom has brass b@lls...

(GBTWCJ! ok.....)

That's one mother-in-law I wouldn't wanna mess with.

'Til painful, venom-induced death do they part?

Typical guy, probably in there watching football or rugby or whatever snakes watch.

Cricket.

ahh..thanks obs!

I blame the gays! First it's gay marriage. Then women marrying snakes and dogs. Then human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria ...

Big deal. So she knows he's a snake before she marries him.

If the snake wouldn't show up for the wedding ceremony, I don't think there's much hope for the wedding night, IYCMD!

They'll probably have a fantassssstic life together. Actually the sssssss sound brought another word to mind, but that's kinda creepy.

And THIS is where grammaw has to call for computer tech assistance - well, it explains everything!

Will they travel on the honeymoon by plane?

(Dang-it, CJ, I said GBTW!....ok)

CJ, only if she keeps her snake groom in a one-quart, clear plastic resealable bag.

So she married a lawyer... . Happens all the time.

rut roh, jon

Don't let El see that!!!

"How long was the snake? Not that size matters...right? Posted by: Siouxie 09:52 AM on September 12, 2007"

Well, I'm not sure about the 'size' thing ... but boy snakes have ... umm ... well, .. err ... they have two!

http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761578341_3/Snake_(reptile).html

Hmm...so she can have a spare. cool! Thanks WvP!

who is this 'jon' and who invited him without telling him the rules? ;)

The snake doesn't require a dowry. I'll bet that makes it a bit more agreeable for the parents.

Opposites really do attract...
I have a new student at the gym who is an attorney with the D.A.'s office.
His wife is a professor of Ethics!

Maybe he was just a case study that got out of hand?

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