BECAUSE IT'S THERE
Key Quote About A Better World: "It would be a world where you could strip naked whenever and wherever you want without a second thought. And that's what I try to do. I just feel like doing it rather a lot..."
(Thanks to many people)

"It would be a world where you could strip naked whenever and wherever you want without a second thought. And that's what I try to do. I just feel like doing it rather a lot..."
Note to self: Do not invite these folks to kid's birthday party.
Posted by: fivver | September 25, 2007 at 09:40 AM
Oy! I guess whatever floats yer boat.
Posted by: daisymae | September 25, 2007 at 09:41 AM
There are no nudists in Iran.
Posted by: SW | September 25, 2007 at 09:43 AM
"Walking naked heightens the senses, and makes a trip to the mountains a whole new experience..."
Yeah, making one keenly aware of poison ivy, sharp branches, thorns, mosquitos and various other wonders of nature.
Posted by: Lairbo | September 25, 2007 at 09:47 AM
"A nude body is a portable item of foreground interest that you never forget to bring with you!"
Maybe I hang out with the wrong crowd, but I know many people whose forgetfulness in this context I am profoundly grateful for.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 25, 2007 at 09:48 AM
I'm thinking there's gonna be a lot of shrinkage.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2007 at 09:49 AM
climb every mountain
take every chance
climb every mountain
then just drop your pants!
For your pants are a prison
keeping you from the sun
though your parts are all frizzin'
and you gross out everyone!
climb every mountain
brown, white or green
climb every mountain
just try and keep it clean!
Posted by: insomniac | September 25, 2007 at 09:52 AM
Under my clothes I'm totally naked.
Posted by: J.E.C.666 | September 25, 2007 at 10:09 AM
i heard that lumpy squirrels (wbagnfarb) are natural so if you wanna go 'au naturel' then you should maybe take a lumpy squirrel (wbagnfarb) with you.
or something.
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 25, 2007 at 10:11 AM
very good, insom!! this story also makes me wanna get naked and sing...
"the hills are alive...with the sound of muuuuuuuuuuusic....."
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2007 at 10:15 AM
A nude body is a portable item of foreground interest that you never forget to bring with you!
Well, you can't argue with that.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 25, 2007 at 10:17 AM
We've killed the site with all the "foreground interest". (Yes, I checked.)
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 25, 2007 at 10:33 AM
Yeah, I checked it too, Scott. Just for the scenery of course.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 25, 2007 at 10:38 AM
Yes, Jeff, I hear the mountains are lovely but I haven't seem them, yet.
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 25, 2007 at 10:40 AM
But then, you come home scratching the wonders of nature, in very inconvenient areas.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | September 25, 2007 at 10:47 AM
ain't no mountain high enough...
Posted by: crossgirl | September 25, 2007 at 10:54 AM
They are right, though. There is nothing quite as pleasant as a nice, long nude walk on a warm day.
Posted by: Moon | September 25, 2007 at 10:54 AM
ain't no mountain high enough...
Everest is high enough Crossgirl. I'd like to see her climb that nude.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | September 25, 2007 at 11:15 AM
I mean I do not want to SEE her doing it, but I'd like her to try doing it.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | September 25, 2007 at 11:16 AM
I can think of a million double-entendres to say right now, but I think I'll hold my tongue. This sounds like the type of thing someone would do in Brattleboro, VT, where it's legal to do just about anything without clothing on (including riding a bike down Main Street--ewwwww).
Posted by: hiddenboston | September 25, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Along the theme of " A nude body is a portable item of foreground interest that you never forget to bring with you!"
I don't recall forgetting to take my clothed body with me either - but then maybe that's just me...
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | September 25, 2007 at 11:46 AM
My understanding is that "natural things" such as animals cover themselves with MORE, not less, when it gets cold.
Posted by: gjd | September 25, 2007 at 12:31 PM
"...it's grown into something a lot bigger, for both of us"
I'm sure it has, Stuart. I'm sure it has.
Posted by: Scott | September 25, 2007 at 12:36 PM
No one yet has mentioned their comment about the photos: "it's grown into something a lot bigger, for both of us."
Posted by: # | September 25, 2007 at 01:03 PM
Uh, #? See right above your head....
Posted by: DeskDiva | September 25, 2007 at 01:22 PM
Adam and Eve did the whole fig leaf thing, but noooo...they can't be bothered with even that. You'd think they would at least want a little something to keep stuff off/out of their hoohas. Geeze.
Posted by: ellie | September 25, 2007 at 01:38 PM
I just hope the lumpy squirrels try to bury his nuts, or we'll be reading a different story...
Posted by: Nookee | September 25, 2007 at 01:42 PM
I hope they aren't planning to climb Everest in their birthday suits... look here:
Nudity Banned On Chilly Mount Everest
http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2007-09-25/1015305.html
Posted by: DavCat | September 25, 2007 at 06:11 PM