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[Siouxie]

FIRST to say:

From correspondents in Bangkok

[becky]

sounds like he shoulda kept it in his pants!

[Suzy Q]

You give a guy a few beers, and you can do anything to him!

[Jazzzz]

Pornbun???? PORNBUN??????

[queensbee]

what's all this then, sergeant?
we're looking for a woman with a penis.....
oh great. this will sound interesting over the radio...

[Punkin Poo]

A large penis is a terrible thing to waste....

[Jeff Meyerson]

We suspect she took both her weapon and her husband's penis because we cannot find the penis in their apartment.

In other words, her weapon and her husband's former weapon.

Is it just me or are Thai men incredibly stupid? His wife catches him in bed with another woman, he - presumably - knows the long history of Thai women as Penis Slicers, and yet he lets her ply him with beer until he passes out and ...voila!

[SW]

I heard that lots of Thai "women" have penises.

[fudtheman]

It looks like the website is having some bandwidth issues. Not to mention that guy probably does too.

[Meanie the Blue]

Reminds me of a bad sports analogy: a Thai is liking kissing your sister.

Maybe he'd have been better off in less trouble if he had.

[PeeJay]

Looks like they'll have to call in a specialist. The D*&k Dic.

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Attention all eunuchs, she's at large in Bangkok."
After having him Thai one on, she tore it off.

Guess the punishment fits the crime. For him. He'll never have Thai for lunch again.

[insomniac]

her: ooh, baby, you were really pleasuring that girl, weren't you?

him: uhhh, yeah, you're not mad?

her:no, you're so studly , i know you can still satisfy me,...want some anesthesia, oops! beer?

him: yeah, i could use a nap, too.

her: and when you wake up, we'll play 'hide and seek'! i'll hide something of yours, and you try to find it!

him: i dunno, what if i don't want to?

her: you'll be motivated, believe me!

[philintexas]

Jeff...it could have gone something like this:

PORNBUN: What? You're porking that skank in our bed?
PLOENG: Uh... oh my precious eel tail, it is not what you think.
(Skank skulks out). We were just doing pilates.
PORNBUN: (with a smile) Oh okay. Hey wanna beer?

[CJrun]

Ok. This will probably not work, because I suspect IE sucks pond scum.

Sio got it in one; they don't usually remove it, there before smacking it with the machete handle.

The first time I ever went to a dentist, it was in Bangkok. I have had trouble with this silly English language ever since.

*wanders off to upload FireFox*

[Annie Where-but-here]

The most unnerving case of hide-the-salami I've ever heard of.

newsflash - here in SoCal, it is already too hot for weenie jokes, weenie roasts, and clothes.

[Annie Where-but-here]

However, it is NEVER too hot to roast sp@m. Siouxie, get your best machete - Ivan needs a little off the top.

[CJrun]

FireFox says I need to 'Install Missing Plugins' for this page. I am not going to make a joke, in this thread, about missing plugins.

*awaits postings of crab pics*

[Siouxie]

*singing*

Feeling HOT HOT HOT!! Feeling HOT HOT HOT!

*whips out her machete and whacks a little Ivan spamweenie*

CJ?? what did it get?? I'm confuzzled...or maybe it's the heatstroke.

[Bethie]

She probably just wanted to turn it in to that study.

[CJrun]

Bangkok. Because, well nevermind.

I'm going to go explore my distaff (get it?) side... shopping without buying. LLAATTEERR!

[ScottMGS]

Annie's right! I just sweated more walking home from the gym than when I was working out!

[Siouxie]

ahhhh! got it!

CJ, make sure you put some sunblock on your distaff before you explore it...just sayin'

Sun's a killer!

[Annie Where-but-here]

SoCal bloggers - let's play - who loses power first? I have a bunch of neighbors who crank the ac because they figure when the power goes out, at least they won't be too sweaty because their houses will already be nicely chilled.

[ScottMGS]

Yeah, Annie, our neighbors bought a new system last year. Installed it right outside our kitchen window. We'll know when the power goes out because it will get quiet (and our fans will spin down). You'll probably win, though. It's only 91, here.

[ScottMGS]

Oh, and our computers will shut off. That'll be a sign, too.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Oh, rats... kinda hard to play this game when the computers and modems don't work. Hmmmm....

Isn't that nice when neighbors do things like that? My neighbors installed their 9-year-old outside my kitchen window-
"HI, ANNIE!! WHATCHA DOIN'? CAN I COME PLAY?!! NO??!! WHY NOT?!!! WHAT??!!!"

[Siouxie]

Annie, throw something at him. Or get El's coyote. I hear they love little brats.

[Meditrina]

We played Gummi bear Porno in the kitchen last night. Too bad I didn't think of the Bobbitt. Rats.

Good luck with the neighbors, Annie!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Gummi bear...? whoa.

[SW]

"Or get El's coyote."

Is that place still open? So overrated. I much preferred El Carmen. And El Cholo for margarita pitchers.

(LA Mexican restaurants)

[CJrun]

Bumper sticker seen on the back of a mini-van, while out shopping:

"I LOVE to give homemade gifts.

Which one of my kids would you like?"

[Esther]

Snork @ insom's him v. her.

CJ - I like this bumper sticker:

We childproofed the house but they got in anyway.

also, at the risk of greasing the slide for my handbasket to hell, I also chuckled at:

WTFWJD?

[Lorena Bobbitt]

You go, girl!

[Jazzzz]

Sioux...is "heat stroke" one word or two? :-)

[CJrun]

OT (are we ever on topic?\

For Central, Mountain, and Pacific folks, there may be an interesting NOVA on now or soon (just ended here in Eastern).

This is a Katrina documentary and does a pretty good job. As somebody that has been working there for years and that had to scratch my head, trying to figure out what to do with the massive piles of mud, I would offer an editorial comment. Everybody knew the Industrial Canal would be toast; NOVA doesn't mention MRGO ("Mr. Go"), a boondoggle canal that cost a fortune to build and proved to be useless for it's stated purpose; it also performed exactly as expected, funneling water into the 9th Ward and St. Bernard's Parish. It should never have been built. The people that pushed for the construction of the Mississippi River Gulf Outlet should have their 'staffs' removed.

Also, they depict the 17th Avenue Canal and properly show the east (New Orleans) wall being undermined. They never mention the west (Jefferson Parish) wall that didn't get undermined. The engineer interviewed knows perfectly well that the sheet piling on the Jefferson Parish side was driven down to 60 feet, but that they only drove the NO side down to 30 feet. That was a local project, not the Corps, and local politicians decided 30 feet would be OK when they started running out of money. It was not correct for NOVA to suggest that the levee was under engineered, but otherwise it's a very good explanation of what happened there.

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[ScottMGS]

Talk about your close call!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Amazing how quickly they 're-engineer' when the money starts to run out. Like a singer once said, "I'm only crazy until the insurance runs out."

[Doc Rick]

Are the correspondents sure this didn't occur to a certain head coach in Michigan last night? Might explain why his team got beaten like a rented Ford Taurus today in their building. Just sayin'!

[Doc Rick]

*removes "got" and replaces with "was"...sorry, long day at work*

[daisymae]

I remember when Lorena Bobbitt did the deed. All they talked about on the news (TV and radio) was penisthis and penisthat. I had to listen to it while I was taking my 12 year old son AND HIS FRIENDS to school.

We've come a long way...(maybe)

[daisymae]

I have a new cell phone (with a camera...I can't stop taking pictures) and my ISP is working again. Miracles do happen.

I never understand why it works or doesn't...is it faeries in the ether? Tech support @ C@mc@st is terrible. They disconnect in the middle of a service calls, keep me on hold forever, don't fix it. I may get a Sprint aircard. Any of you techies have any opinions?

[CJrun]

I missed college ball today, doing other things. However, the only important team probably managed to get by Western Kentucky.

In other pointy ball news, the Jags either traded or cut Byron Leftwich by 6pm (I have to go find out). They took a huge, $5M hit in order to elevate the number 2 (David Garrad [hard G]}, without leaving the $5M on the bench as a distraction.

I've honestly never heard of a team doing something like that.

Go Gators!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Yankees have won 4 in a row.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Gators have not.

[CJrun]

Well, counting today's 49-3 trodding of the Hilltoppers, the Gators certainly have. Leftwich was cut.

Daisy, the aircard will be nearly twice the price of Comc@st and considerably slower. However, that's what I use and it's pretty OK. I use Shmerizon. Just a hint, if you make that move and have trouble getting everything working: There's a 15-day cancellation, no questions policy so politely remind them that their clock is winding down. You'll be amazed at how good customer service gets when they are faced with losing a contract!

[Doc Rick]

Now Annie, beating up on the Red Sox is not considered "winning". Its just having a decades long head-lock on your rival's collective psyches (Okay, except for 2004, but every other time....).

[Annie Where-but-here]

2004 we just let them come up for air for a moment. Before they ran completely out of hope.
btw - Doc Rick - our basketball team made the playoffs - they start in two weeks. Kinda fun.

[Siouxie]

psssssst Annie?? posted a comment on your blog about the recent photo with the cute horse.

I'm all done working out and cleaning out the closet! I feel so accomplished today!!!!

[Doc Rick]

CJ, the Jags cutting Leftwich doesn't even get close to my beloved Texans. They lost for an entire year just to get the 1st pick in the draft. They passed on the hometown hero Vince Young who had just led the Longhorns to the BCS championship and re-signed their current QB David Carr to a 3 year extension because they thought the new coach could "fix" him. Well, they wound up cutting him and that extension the very next spring. Trust me, the Jags have a long way to go before they are as inept as any Houston team.

[Siouxie]

aww geez..ya'll are talking foolsball again??

Well I, for one, am going to start watching more. The Fins's'ss QB is one HOT dude. That's why we watch, right?

[Doc Rick]

Annie big congrats on making the playoffs. Remember, winning isn't the most important thing...it's the only thing! *heh* And your right on about the Sox. Just remember, you might not get to face them 1st off in the playoffs. And from experience I can tell you Roger and Andy's gas tanks are probably about to hit empty any day now. Just sayin'!

[CJrun]

Rick, two words: Matt Schaub.

The Texans concern me more this year than Indy does.

[Doc Rick]

I'm done for the night with football...or anything else apparently. The stepson just arrived with a completely black foot. Seems he was playing football barefooted and rammed his left one into a curb. Gotta do the emergency room trip. Nite Y'all!

[CJrun]

OUCH!

[Punkin Poo]

Nite, Doc! (Ouchie!)

Anybody got anything else turning colors??

[Punkin Poo]

Forget I said that. I am WAAAAY too tired to deal with the repercussions...

[Annie Where-but-here]

Ouch, Doc! Sorry about that. When you have more time, I'll introduce to the new era of Yankee pitchers - Kennedy, Joba the Hottie, etc...

What would Saturday night be without a wacky story about Chupacabras in Texas? Warning on the pix - they're a bit um, dead.

[crossgirl]

No colors yet, but I've got a kid with a tummy ache. Stay tuned for commentary ref possible vomiting and/or diarhhea!

[Siouxie]

Ouchie, Doc!

Punkin!! boys wearing you out?? ;-)

Annie, I actually sent that in to the blog this morning but I forgot no one is there to get the mail! judi is now way on her way to England.

I'm off for a while..gonna play online strip poker with Prof!

[Punkin Poo]

Siuoxie - Got the boys & Emily! 7&9 yr old boys don't really know what to make of a 5 yr old girly girl. They just try to tune her out while she follows them around chatting away. Kind of like practice for marriage!

Good luck w/ poke-her!

I'm oooooooooutta heeeeere!!

[daisymae]

Thanks, cj

If I switch, I was planning to take my computer to Sprint and have them *show me* how it works.

[CJrun]

I just read, or tried to read an interesting story. The writing is a bit unusual, but so is Nub City.

[Esther]

In the category of off topic - this story will stick with you - I won't spoil it by saying anything more than that...

http://www.madetostick.com/blog/2007/03/05/the-elephant-story/

Esther

[Esther]

Sorry - here's the link again...

Elephant Story.

[CJrun]

Esther, you're just evil. I like that about you!

[DeskDiva]

Esther - that's just WRONG. So of course, it belongs here! ;-) LMAO!

[Eleanor]

*zips in*™

FIRST ! to be here in the daylight of Sunday morning. :)

Yes, Siouxie, being good looking is a mandatory requirement for QBs, so you're on your way to becoming a football fan!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Go Chargers! Just 'cause they're CUTE!

[ScottMGS]

Chargers cute? I'd say they look pretty studly but, really, it's a four door and, sure, they have a beefy engine...

Oh! Not Dodge Chargers? Never mind.