ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE DARK SIDE
This is a cute li'l baby squirrel Gene found on his neighbor's walkway. Gene of course rescued it and gave it a cute li'l baby-squirrel name, Cholmondeley (pronounced 'Chumley," says Gene). (I will pause here while you vomit.) Gene gave the squirrel to Animal Rescue. It's a touching story, except that of course THE WHOLE THING WAS A SETUP BY THE SQUIRRELS. Is Gene such a moron that he believes this is all a coincidence? Does he think there just happened to be a cute li'l baby squirrel on the walkway next to the house of a Washington Post columnist desperate for material? Does Gene does not realize that he has played right into the paws of the little furred bastards, who, while he gives them cute li'l names, are working to destroy our way of life, not to mention attacking our law-enforcement officers and our children?
Thanks, Gene. Thanks a lot. This blog can't wait to see what you "happen" to find on your neighbor's walkway tomorrow.
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)