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Why do they think burglars would want to steal a goat behind?

In Other Goat News: Nanny is still on the lam.

Comments

[Siouxie]

The woman, who is terrified of goats, then went into the spare room to find the animal curled up on the bed.

Was it smoking???

[fivver]

Didn't I see this in The Godfather?

[DeskDiva]

Frankly, I'd be more worried if Nanny were on the lamb. NTTAWWT.

[DeskDiva]

Maybe in the Greek version of the film, fiv.

[Cheryl Howard]

At first, she thought it was a Doberman This is why I would never trust eyewitness accounts.

[insomniac]

that nanny is a baaaaaad m******-f*****
(shut your mouth!)

[blurk]

Tranquilizer gun.
That is all.

Or should this comment be on the raisin balls thread?

[Siouxie]

blurk, why for are you tranquilizin' the dried up nuts?

[Meanie the Blue]

Don't those New Zealand police realize they've captured Billy the Kid?

[Jazzzz]

*snork* @ Siouxie

[blurk]

Well, Sioux, depending on what the examination entails you may have to shoot ME with it first.

[SW]

"But Nanny has been roaming the River City for longer than that..."

Big deal, it's balls like raisins
Loud Nanny keep on grazin'
Roamin'
Roamin'
Roamin' on the river

[AmerInParis]

Goats and dobermans look SO much alike.

Or is Nanny black, or perhaps brown?

[crossgirl]

i've found a snake in my bed, and an ass, and a dog and a pig, but never a goat.

[SW]

"He said he hadn’t heard about the elusive goat at the time and didn’t believe it at first."

You might wake up some mornin'
To the sound of something crashing through your window in the wind
And if you're quick enough to rise
You'll catch a fleeting glimpse of goat ass all a-bleedin'
Don't be concerned
It will not harm you
It's only Nanny looking for something to munch on
Across your yard
With nets a wavin'
They chase the white elusive goat all through your mud

[B. Kid]

I've been called all those things in bed, CG.. albeit, it was an old goat.

[SW]

"i've found a snake in my bed, and an ass, and a dog and a pig, but never a goat."

I've had a snake, an ass, a dog and a pig
A fawn and a skink
I've gone up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time that I feel myself
Craving some deep throat
I pick myself up and go back to my goat...

That's right!!!

[Siouxie]

Alrrrrrrrrrrrrighty then, Stevie! lol

This goat's got your creative juices flowing, hmmm??

[SW]

Ty, sxi, so to speak, I guess...

[DeskDiva]

Oh, Stevie. One of these days you're just gonna have to break down and marry me. :-)

[Annie Where-but-here]

Oh, Stevie. One of these days you're just gonna have to break down and check yourself into a psych ward. :-)

[DeskDiva]

Well, yeah, but that'll be AFTER he marries me. He'll need it more then. Er.... ;-)

[SW]

Eeny meeny miney mo...where would I get better food? Unlimited wireless internet?

dd: ty
aw: not so much