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August 09, 2007

UPDATE ON THE WOMAN WHO ACCIDENTALLY SOLD THE CERAMIC TURTLE CONTAINING THE ASHES OF HER HUSBAND'S FORMER WIFE

The turtle is back.

(Thanks to Amcat)

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pssst. i think we knew this...

OK. Nobody'll get fired over this one cuz it was SIOUXIE who posted the update to this yesterday.

uhhuh, pogo

She looks REAL happy to be holding the ex-wife's ashes, don't she??


*AAAACHHHHOOOOOO!!*

oops

Well, I know I'll sleep better knowing the turtle is back....

Bless you.

*hands Siouxie a Kleenex™*

Blogging from Sio will be light today, as she has been fired.

Boy, Dave really needs to start reading the blog once in a while, eh?

(The "eh?" is because I'm wearing my Niagara Falls "Canada - Eh?" t-shirt today.)

YAY! can I take the day off too and join judi at the male strip joint opera??

Blog poll:

1) After what happened, would you allow Ms. Lew!s to even touch that turtle/urn, never mind hold it?

2) Do you find the above question a little cynical?

[Note: the correct answers are 1) NO WAY!! and 2) Yeah, what about it?]

Hey, Meanie -

1) NO WAY!!
2) Yeah, what about it?

"The purchaser told Anita she had plans to use the turtle as a cookie jar."
Ladyfingers? THey woulda tasted kinda gritty.

When she realized the turtle urn was being used as a cookie jar, her face turned ashen.

"John P. Clearly"--- Har! And if it's cloudy, see your doctor immedietely.

Um, that's "Cleary", goshdammit. These freaking glasses...

I will come back and haunt the M-effer that burns my bod and puts me in a turtle cookie jar. I mean, really. If I were that dead lady I would poltergeist the snot out of those two idiots.

and their boogers, too. Hey wait, I would BE a booger, wouldn't I?

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