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August 29, 2007

THIS JUST IN FROM LAINDON, ESSEX

We don't want to see any jokes about Senator Craig in the comments, OK? This is a classy blog.

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"Tap three times on my left foot if you want me...."

"No no, Junior! Not THOSE cheeks!"

*tap* *tap*

is this thing on?

oops..sorry Tony! didn't see ya, you must have been hidden behind the stall.

Wait, I have to go to class to blog here?

Senator Craig is in a stall of denial all his own.

It does sound like he needs some more training, doesn't it?

Perhaps the tyke was confused and trying to impersonate W.C. Fields. OK, that was a stretch....

"We’re always glad to be of service”

Isn't that exactly what Senator Craig said that got him in trouble?

BTW

Did anyone know about the foot tapping thing. I am worried I have been sending out mixed messages when my leg falls asleep on the john.

This just in: Senator Craig has entered the Restless Leg Syndrom Institute for rehab, and has found God.

he's 3!! he's new here. doesnt know how everything works. will have a great story for his grandkids. if he ever figures out how to get any.

Ex-Addict? I didn't know about the foot tapping. I may have been sending the wrong signals too when I was impatiently waiting for some lazy ass to finish.

*tap* *tap* are you done yet?????

Craig stated “that he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom"

Apparently, according to a story in the Statesman, via Talking Points Memo, the poor guy had the same misunderstanding with someone in a D.C. men's restroom as well. Except, allegedly, there the subtle cues involved his having sex with a guy.

Perhaps he should change up his stance a little.

This is a classy blog? Oh I mean, this is a classy blog. Of course it is. Everyone here will attest to it.

I just hope the kid's parents got a few pictures before calling for help!!!
They'll come in handy when he starts dating.... ;)

1) he's not a homosexual
2) he's never engaged in homosexual conduct
3) he's never solicited sex in a public bathroom in the past

Would the title of that be "Craig's List"?

1) he's not a homosexual
2) he's never engaged in homosexual conduct
3) he's never solicited sex in a public bathroom in the past

Would the title of that be "Craig's List"?

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