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August 27, 2007

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

A Vicious Slug Ate My Head

(Thanks to DavCat14)

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"Experts said it was probably a foreign slug with longer teeth."

Those illegal aliens never cease to cause trouble.

Dang! Foiled again by the DoD internet filter of doom... ;)

Maybe the lovely citizens of Khost would prefer some slugs to soccer footballs.

I looked at the picture and at first thought he just had the world's worst unibrow.

"Our fun picture...."

Oh, that's suuuch fun!!! Hahahaha! *retch*

And HELLO? TWENTY-SEVEN [I]THOUSAND[/I] TEETH?

Quickly grabs previous post and replaces with

"Our fun picture...."

Oh, that's suuuch fun!!! Hahahaha! *retch*

And HELLO? TWENTY-SEVEN THOUSAND TEETH?


*reminds self of the joys of PREVIEW*

*remembers to pack camping salt, and salt self liberally, and hope bears are cutting down on sodium*
*reconsiders, and stays home*

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Acton Papercourt writer.

Sounds like a Frank Zappa song to me.

this is why i salt the soil my house. and do a salt scrub every week. and brush my teeth with (no kidding!) something called "bamboo-charcoal-salt" toothpaste daily and nightly. and never, ever, EVER go camping.

Ooh, Bethie - you just reminded me of a dream I had this weekend where I was in a cabin in the woods with some friends and several smallish bears were just outside the doors. I managed to get all the doors shut in time and keep out the bears. Everyone else was too scared to do it. What do you suppose it means?

DDiva - It means you were asleep.

“It was like something from a horror story. Never in my worst nightmares did I dream I would find my forehead being eaten by a slug.”

Really? That's one of MY worst nightmares!! Right up there with the "All my teeth have fallen out" nightmare.

if he hadn't fallen asleep in that pool of beer none of this would have happened.

Actually, I think the nightmare would be trying to brush 27,000 teeth!

I know he's English but...why is this man smiling?

"...a foreign slug with longer teeth..."

Yeah, every ethnic group brags about THAT myth...

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